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"pumpkin body butter" in the pharmacy section: eh in the dairy refrigerator, next to the margarine: er positioned between two jack o lanterns exchanging knowing glances: UM |
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*stands outside cosmetic store holding can of body popcorn, nonchalantly waiting to spring the perfect conversation starter* |
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go for a swim in the ocean wearing body butter, activist lobsters patiently but firmly denounce my insensitivity |
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Oct 16, 2017 23:55
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customer: you sold me this can of soul butter, but it's empty! what gives? me, smug, euphoric: well just whip out your soul and I'll show you |
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Oct 16, 2017 23:57
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Manifisto posted:go for a swim in the ocean wearing body butter, activist lobsters patiently but firmly denounce my insensitivity |
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Oct 17, 2017 00:01
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Oct 17, 2017 00:02
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*actress spreading the contents of a small plastic tub across her shoulders* "I can't believe it's not body butter!"
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Oct 17, 2017 00:03
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Your honor, I had just applied bawdy butter, and should therefore be granted some leniency for my remarks |
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Oct 17, 2017 00:06
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vanisher posted:Your honor, I had just applied bawdy butter, and should therefore be granted some leniency for my remarks lol |
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Oct 17, 2017 00:10
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the sephora manager smiles confidently as pallet after pallet of body sriracha is unloaded from the truck. the loving geniuses at hq have done it again, he thinks. it's flawless. |
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Oct 17, 2017 00:27
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it beats bathing in Country Crock!
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Oct 17, 2017 00:29
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*rubs the butter on the pumpkin* |
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Oct 17, 2017 01:00
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Manifisto posted:the sephora manager smiles confidently as pallet after pallet of body sriracha is unloaded from the truck. the loving geniuses at hq have done it again, he thinks. it's flawless.
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Oct 17, 2017 01:28
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Good for slickerin' up. |
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Oct 17, 2017 05:20
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Oct 17, 2017 09:08
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Bondo Butter- for all your bodywork/sunbathing needs
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 17, 2017 13:07
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the person with the excessively healthy body self-image is talking about their "body butter" and I definitely do not want to know what they're referring to |
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Oct 17, 2017 14:37
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Oct 17, 2017 14:38
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"i understand why the seuss estate has a problem with it," said the writer, "but the world deserves to know the story of the cutthroat competition over this hot new cosmetic item." |
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