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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
when you gotta go you gotta go

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Now I want a new line of those gross Mars Attacks/Dinosaurs Attacks trading card lines.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Wow what an unlucky chap! :tipshat:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orl8uNuQqew

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Saw the pseudo 3d was pretty good.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
finally i can envision a t-rex than can hold an xbox 360 controller and play rad games with me

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
At least the dinosaur waited until he took a huge poo poo so he wouldn’t be full of poop when he ate him. :jerky:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:yikes:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTZCjCYsytM

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i can finally watch the orld in 3d

Vakal
May 11, 2008

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pugJI6ftj_0

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhcUzW-0Ja8

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Which was the JP game where Jeff Goldbloom called you a loser for beating it?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuYUoLM8BNA


disgustingly heteronormative game that tells you to talk to a member of the opposite sex. the 90s were hella problematic

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
On no

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer
Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I remember I had this point and click Jurassic Park game on Sega CD and I could never figure out what the gently caress you were supposed to do

I played around for like 10 minutes and started throwing rocks at dinosaurs and they killed me

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

WatermelonGun posted:

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
On no

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer
Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no

I so wish we could somehow embed music in our posts because I love doing lyrics too, it's so fun. This is well done, you have to read it with the song in your head, i did

"Cause they sure don't act like Barney" lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Vakal posted:

Which was the JP game where Jeff Goldbloom called you a loser for beating it?
lol more games should end this way

Blue Star
Feb 18, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=428IyxSfsls

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc7RIs7okUQ

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
fun fact: In 2016, the actor who plays Dodgson was sentenced to six years in prison for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl


everyone in Hollywood is a sicko

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Nice hat.

Blue Star
Feb 18, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder what Dennis Nedry is eating in that scene where he meets with Dodgson. I know he takes a bite out of a cantaloup slice when he says "Dont get cheap on me, Dodgson. That was hammond's mistake". But what is he eating when sex offender Dodgson is walking up to his table?

Also, has anyone ever had Jolt cola? What is it like?

Blue Star fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Oct 18, 2017

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Blue Star posted:

I wonder what Dennis Nedry is eating in that scene where he meets with Dodgson. I know he takes a bite out of a cantaloup slice when he says "Dont get cheap on me, Dodgson. That was hammond's mistake". But what is he eating when sex offender Dodgson is walking up to his table?

Also, has anyone ever had Jolt cola? What is it like?

It's pie

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Blue Star posted:

Also, has anyone ever had Jolt cola? What is it like?
Tastes a lot like the crappier store brands, in my recollection.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
There's a Jurassic World park building game in the works that I legitimately hope turns out good since JP: Operation Genesis was fun.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This is what's really happening in Madagascar but they won't tell you because of the world knew that dinosaurs were back and totally real it would start wwiii

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
did anyone post Trespasser yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW-7uatehx4

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Blue Star posted:

I wonder what Dennis Nedry is eating in that scene where he meets with Dodgson. I know he takes a bite out of a cantaloup slice when he says "Dont get cheap on me, Dodgson. That was hammond's mistake". But what is he eating when sex offender Dodgson is walking up to his table?
he puts some work into cutting it with his knife while dodgson is still walking toward him and then it looks like theres a a flat entree with cheese and maybe egg (the top has consisten yellow and white sections over an area that is flat throughout with white melting over visible as the camera pans) over pork (pale purple underneath) in this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6FXdloCUOM&t=60s

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Oct 18, 2017

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Haha those drat floppy hands

I was a kid when I got that game and loved JP and still dropped it fast

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Ein cooler Typ posted:

fun fact: In 2016, the actor who plays Dodgson was sentenced to six years in prison for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl


everyone in Hollywood is a sicko

"Hehhh...how're you gonna beat se(hee-hee)curity?"

Mother fucker sounded peevish as gently caress, so it checks out.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I remember I had this point and click Jurassic Park game on Sega CD and I could never figure out what the gently caress you were supposed to do

I played around for like 10 minutes and started throwing rocks at dinosaurs and they killed me

I beat that poo poo. You make the dumb rear end hit the car instead of you. Also I think you can gas him. Ending was lame.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Dodgson is a lot cooler in the books. He tries to kill a woman and he steals T-Rex eggs and he says gently caress a lot

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Not a lot people know this, but I'm going to let you in on a little pro dino game secret, if you're out in the woods and you see a dinosaur, depending on the kind it is, just leave it be.

Many of them are very, very large and dangerous. Be careful out there.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I read Jurassic Park at the urging of my Mom, who had also just read it, and loved every page of it at the time, and then the movie came out very shortly after.
I was just young enough that it was the last movie that actually scared me, like when the T-rex roared really loud for the first time in the rain, I grabbed my mom's hand, so I was pretty young.

It was the last time I'd be scared for a movie, and just the right age to really grasp what I'd been reading in the novel.

It was awesome.

e: I was 17

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I still really like the book. The movie is good too, it's a classic, but the book was terrifying to read as a kid and isn't confined to movie length.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
when I was 5 or so my dad rented Jurassic Park on videotape. I didn't like it because the movie starts out with a lot of boring talking and explanation and stuff but he said you have to wait until the water in the cup starts vibrating. He must have seen the movie before

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i read that book many times when i was ~10 and doing so likely upped my reading speed because i was reading it once a day before i moved on

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