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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk



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Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007


For some reason, the part that really bothers me is that they have legs but not hips.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

i'm not sure you realize this says more about you than anything

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

i'm not sure you realize this says more about you than anything

I’d rather idly think about something for 30 seconds and own it than deny I’m owned so long I end up secretly looking at drawings of hammerheads with sexy legs

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Duckbox posted:

So is SA still infested with closet furries, or was there another die off recently? For a while it seemed like every furry mock thread had like ten people who were way over-compensating.

YES.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Duckbox posted:

So is SA still infested with closet furries, or was there another die off recently? For a while it seemed like every furry mock thread had like ten people who were way over-compensating.

It turns out GBS is mostly okay with furries as long as they can't find their rabbit diaper cub-porn.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
why do you guys look at this stuff.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Further destruction of the shark image was done by E! News in their article "Shark Week 2015: Can You Guess the Celebrity Smile on a Shark?", which tastelessly removed the shark's glorious teeth and replaced them with celebrity smiles

http://m.eonline.com/photos/13217/celeb-shark-smiles



What celebrity parts will these monsters put on unconsenting animals next?

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

soy posted:

not nearly as dangerous as




:frogsiren:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

but it begs the question :allears:

EorayMel posted:

Best shark:



The goatse shark


:eyepop:

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
This whole thread and not one :same:

I thought you guys appreciated sharks.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Twelve Batmans posted:

This whole thread and not one :same:

I thought you guys appreciated sharks.

Suck my diiiiiiiiick

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
Pretty sure sharks were ruined ever since Jaws when people started just straight-up murdering dozens of them despite the fact they really do not kill a lot of humans :shrug:

Then Jaws Unleashed came out on the PS2 and when you could BE THE SHARKSONA and murder countless virtual strips of longpig they were rad again.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Does anyone have any context for this and also why it's sort of arousing to me?

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
"Deepest,
Bluest,
My head is like a sharks fin"

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Those sharkdog things aren’t sharks right

I don’t mean dogfish either those are small normal water sharks not nazi sharkdogs

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Oct 24, 2017

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Rad-daddio posted:

Does anyone have any context for this and also why it's sort of arousing to me?

No context that I know of, but I actually think it's a statue or some kind of yard art? The human limbs seem...inorganic. And I think there's a little yard spotlight thing in the lower left, which would make sense if it were ornamental

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Erotic Gyo fanart

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I used to think furries were kinda weird but I just let them do their thing off on their own but now I've seen how lit furry-twitter is and I want a piece of that furpie.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Ronnie posted:

"Deepest,
Bluest,
My head is like a sharks fin"


Berserkarrrrrrrr!

Isn't there some other word like sharkie? I don't think sharks are furry but I've never touched one.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Wamdoodle posted:

Berserkarrrrrrrr!

Isn't there some other word like sharkie? I don't think sharks are furry but I've never touched one.

Sharks are incredibly smooth.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Please don't have intercourse with cartilaginous fish, or any aquatic vertebrates, for that matter.

Shark herpes is no laughing matter

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

ChickenHeart posted:

Please don't have intercourse with cartilaginous fish, or any aquatic vertebrates, for that matter.

Shark herpes is no laughing matter
I knew a guy who hosed a shark and now he has those little fish that swim around and clean things off his body.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

the furry community is pretty weird and bad but I appreciate literal nazi furry as a window into that world whenever this topic pops up

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Vargs posted:

the furry community is pretty weird and bad but I appreciate literal nazi furry as a window into that world whenever this topic pops up

It's as weird and hosed up as any other subculture based mainly around what makes your dong stand up. I will say I hate them as far trying to discuss any videogame with anthropomorphic characters online because it always degrades into people trading furry porn.

People blame Disney but I blame anime and videogames.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I blame Zeus

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I knew a guy who hosed a shark and now he has those little fish that swim around and clean things off his body.

All STDs should come with free skincare

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

FactsAreUseless posted:

I knew a guy who hosed a shark and now he has those little fish that swim around and clean things off his body.

Net win.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

AWarmBody posted:

Further destruction of the shark image was done by E! News in their article "Shark Week 2015: Can You Guess the Celebrity Smile on a Shark?", which tastelessly removed the shark's glorious teeth and replaced them with celebrity smiles

http://m.eonline.com/photos/13217/celeb-shark-smiles



What celebrity parts will these monsters put on unconsenting animals next?

That’s a new low. Even for E!.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Sharks are really cool and I loving hate the stigma attached to them

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
How are they “fur”ries w/o fur :confused:

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
pretty sure that actual sharks dont give a gently caress about any of this so i guess thats comforting

Monkish At A Soot
Oct 29, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

AWarmBody posted:

Sharks are no longer revered. They are now entertainment, toys for our babies to coo and hold while nursing.


What is wrong with you listing Street Sharks under there as if that wasn't a badass and totally rad show?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

SeXReX posted:

I used to think furries were kinda weird but I just let them do their thing off on their own but now I've seen how lit furry-twitter is and I want a piece of that furpie.
I knew this tweet would be relevant, I just didn't know how
https://twitter.com/dogcartoon/status/924038612311736320

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

a bone to pick posted:

Sharks are really cool and I loving hate the stigma attached to them

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
sharks are not ruined and could never possibly be ruined. even after life is long gone on earth, god will sigh wistfully and remember sharks.









Pinnacles of grace and terror, sharks are natural beauty of the highest order. Any humans who think they are 'shark-kin' couldn't be anything but sadly mistaken.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

AWarmBody posted:

This is what every shark representation should be: 'roid ragin' and swollen, wooing those merladies



drat that merbitch got a phat rear end tho

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
If you let internet people masturbating ruin things for you you pretty much have to drop off the grid and spend the rest of your life as an ascetic eschewing all earthly pleasures on top of some mountain, occasionally dispensing koans to pilgrims.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I guess this time it really is personal.

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Monkish At A Soot posted:

What is wrong with you listing Street Sharks under there as if that wasn't a badass and totally jawsome show?

:colbert:

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