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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Thanksgiving in the US of A is less than a week off. Let's take some time to reflect upon what we're thankful for, what we plan on doing for Thanksgiving, and trade stories about bad cooking, shirttail relatives acting crazy, and when to start defrosting that genetically engineered megabird.

Here's some Thanksgiving clip art that you can use in your posts too!

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm going to Aruba and won't be having turkey or seeing any relatives.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Burt Sexual posted:

I'm going to Aruba and won't be having turkey or seeing any relatives.

Well duh, Aruba is owned by the King of the Netherlands - p. sure it's illegal there.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

im going to eat the poo poo out of some tofurkey

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Thanksgiving celebrates the genocide of the native population and is further an expression of the needless decadence of the West and as such I will not be participating op

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Blue Train posted:

Thanksgiving celebrates the genocide of the native population and is further an expression of the needless decadence of the West

it sure is :911:

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Blue Train posted:

Thanksgiving celebrates the genocide of the native population and is further an expression of the needless decadence of the West and as such I will not be participating op

This is you, BT, being grumpy on Thanksgiving:

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Im gonna shuck corn! !

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i would be grumpy all the time too if people bred me into that starting from my once proud wolf ancestors :colbert:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Blue Train posted:

Thanksgiving celebrates the genocide of the native population and is further an expression of the needless decadence of the West and as such I will not be participating op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRQFli6zMh4

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blue Train posted:

Thanksgiving celebrates the genocide of the native population and is further an expression of the needless decadence of the West and as such I will not be participating op

played out , if true

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
quite frankly if the native peoples didn't want to be genocided they shouldn't have let us genocide them

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i'm fine with changing thanksgiving day to judd nelson appreciation day long as i get to eat tofurkey

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Burt Sexual posted:

I'm going to Aruba and won't be having turkey or seeing any relatives.

I know someone going to Aruba.

Leaving the rest of us to suffer the cold without you.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Percelus posted:

i'm fine with changing thanksgiving day to judd nelson appreciation day long as i get to eat tofurkey

or jaleel white appreciation day they can fight to the death for it

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
aww yeah gonna eat the hell out of food

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I am making a big thanksgiving dinner Sunday night, even though it's more just a gathering of friends for our monthly dinner. I took dibs for November because I wanted to cook me some turkey, and the Sunday was the closest I could get it to the actual holiday.




As for thanksgiving itself, Squanto was neat.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

aww yeah gonna eat the hell out of food

:yeah:

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

this will be the best jaleel white appreciation day ever!!!

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is


:eyepoop:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i made the mistake of reading about turchetta and now i really want one even though it is an objective fact that my knife skills aren't sufficient to the task.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

aww yeah gonna eat the hell out of food

same, brother

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i made the mistake of reading about turchetta and now i really want one even though it is an objective fact that my knife skills aren't sufficient to the task.

Better go buy some hookers and practice you are running out of time

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
We do brisket instead of turkey, op

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
It's the one day of the year we can throw off the yoke of native American guilt and be thankful we whipped those fools down and took all their land.

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

It's the one day of the year we can throw off the yoke of native American guilt and be thankful we whipped those fools down and took all their land.

Thanks- suckas!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

It's the one day of the year we can throw off the yoke of native American guilt and be thankful we whipped those fools down and took all their land.

Look, they got blankets and casinos out of the deal I dunno what they have to bitch about

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i like a nice brined turkey

i like a nice giblety gravy

i like a nice green bean casserole

i like a nice pumpkin pie

i guess you could say - thanksgiving? thumbs up

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I tried to convince my MIL to do ribs for Thanksgiving but she's gonna do the same dry-rear end turkey she usually does.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Imo every day between Halloween and Thanksgiving should be replace with nonstop feasts and candy.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Who What Now posted:

I tried to convince my MIL to do ribs for Thanksgiving but she's gonna do the same dry-rear end turkey she usually does.

it's probably just her way of punishing you for marrying her daughter

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
if you fold the wrapper of the butter brand with the native woman on it her knees will look like her breasts

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Can't wait for all the youtube explosions when the idiots throw the frozen turkeys in the backyard deep fryers.

Also, can't wait to see the turduckhambacon mounds of meat things.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lime Tonics posted:

Can't wait for all the youtube explosions when the idiots throw the frozen turkeys in the backyard deep fryers.

Also, can't wait to see the turduckhambacon mounds of meat things.

My brother will be working as a firefighter/EMT on Thanksgiving down in Orlando, I'll have to check with him to see how many calls he gets involving burnt turkey and handguns

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Who What Now posted:

I tried to convince my MIL to do ribs for Thanksgiving but she's gonna do the same dry-rear end turkey she usually does.

If she can't cook turkey what makes you think she can cook ribs

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I've had them.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Gonna spatchcock the turkey again this year :circlefap:

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StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



This is a prime rib household.

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