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i should clarify im talking about big tittie honkers not turkey breasts those are too dry and there's not enough gravy in the world for them
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my favorite thanksgiving was when Mark Sanchez did the ButtFumble. its all downhill from there really
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Chinatown posted:my favorite thanksgiving was when Mark Sanchez did the ButtFumble.
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My family sucks I mostly travel back home to hang with my wife’s family cause they’re actually pretty cool
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get that OUT of my face posted:i actually hated that play because it came against the Patriots, and i don't like anything that leads to them doing well. i'm a Giants fan because i'm not stupid or masochistic enough to cheer for the Jets that play transcends team allegiances its the face of god, in NFL play form.
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Chinatown posted:that play transcends team allegiances
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i like small boobs 2
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Thanksgiving may or may not be the biggest scam the turkey producers of this country ever pulled.
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I.C. posted:Thanksgiving may or may not be the biggest scam the turkey producers of this country ever pulled.
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Nov 21, 2017 06:32
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get that OUT of my face posted:it's delicious nonetheless You aren't wrong!
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get that OUT of my face posted:it's delicious nonetheless
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Someone on NPR was talking about doing sweet potato gnocchi and it sounded hella good
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it's a shame really. it's like the animal version of a Christmas tree.Skypie posted:Someone on NPR was talking about doing sweet potato gnocchi and it sounded hella good
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Nov 21, 2017 06:40
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I am still sous-vide-ing left over frozen ziploc bags of turkey from a week ago for sustenance. Yeah, same thing you see in your frozen food aisle.
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Nov 21, 2017 06:42
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Zeluth posted:I am still sous-vide-ing left over frozen ziploc bags of turkey from a week ago for sustenance.
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Nov 21, 2017 06:43
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a hole-y ghost posted:how is turkey sous-vide? I haven't had it that way This stuff only a reheat.
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a hole-y ghost posted:dude I'm glad you've eaten some good turkeys but most people can't cook turkeys very well. I guarantee you that on thursday like 95% of the people eating turkey will be chewing their way through super dry-rear end tasteless bird.
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get that OUT of my face posted:my mom got a turkey fryer a few years ago. it takes 4 minutes per pound and it turns out great. plus she uses the oil to make sweet potato fries That’s cool you can use the oil for something, sucks throwing out enough oil for a Roman orgy. 
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Nov 21, 2017 06:47
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My mom jumped the gun a bit. So ... Care for some ham?
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Nov 21, 2017 06:55
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all leftover ham just goes into the fridge/freezer for later use in sandos and with breakfast its literally impossible too have to much spiral cut ham
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Nov 21, 2017 07:09
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I have this aunt and uncle who always come up with the dumbest excuses not to show up to Thanksgiving dinner. Last time, it was that someone on a train had sneezed on my uncle and he was really stressed out by it, so he couldn't make it. The sneeze had happened two days prior.
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Nov 21, 2017 07:11
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The last time I ate a turkey leg was 1994.
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Nov 21, 2017 07:15
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Here's what you do with leftovers. Get some pizza dough and roll it out. Cook it til it's just about done. Then you spread mashed potatoes over it. Top with leftover turkey and ham. Pour your gravy over that then lay some provolone cheese on top. Then you chuck it in the over until the cheese is nice and melty. Bam. Thanksgiving pizza. 
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Nov 21, 2017 07:18
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Actually green bean casserole rocks and I eat it year-round, OP. The secret is to add three times as many fried onions as the recipe calls for.
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Nov 21, 2017 07:19
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Applewhite posted:Actually green bean casserole rocks and I eat it year-round, OP. The secret is to add three times as many fried onions as the recipe calls for. nice try. no one eats that garbage year around. i reject your poor trolling unequivocally.
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Nov 21, 2017 07:21
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If I had to do turkey this year, I would use shears that I never had before. Cut out the backbone. Then break some other bones. Flatten out the carcass for an even cooking. As for basting? Nah, just salt it up with whatever you want. When it is done? That's when you baste! The secret everyone should know.
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Nov 21, 2017 07:21
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My relatives all beat each other up as children and they continue that fine tradition today in the turkey thunderdome
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Nov 21, 2017 07:52
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To the 20, to the 10, it's a touchdown. Great grandma's million dollar Muromachi statue is in pieces
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For real though, I don't get why people hang out with other people they don't like, especially on holidays. Why torture everyone? Oh, I guess if you have a gigantic family...but still! Seems catty and masochistic. Guess you are thankful when you go back home? Dunno.
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Nov 21, 2017 08:31
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Chinatown posted:I just eat dark meat and mac and cheese and burbon mostly This actually sounds really good will you be my family 
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Nov 21, 2017 08:32
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We're doing thxgiving at wifey's family's house this year. I'm making pumpkin pie, cranberry relish, and pernil (slow-roasted marinated pork shoulder). I'm gonna get good and high, too, since they never have booze.
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Nov 21, 2017 08:48
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https://www.reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/7e87wa/thanksgiving_leftovers_baked_casserole/
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Nov 21, 2017 08:52
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I don't care about my family's dumb opinions I still hang out with them and eat food My sisters husband is a dumbass that pretends to know about about everything just so he can always shoehorn his way in to any conversation Shut the gently caress up joel
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My family is pretty cool. No idea what anyone's beliefs are. My cool weird uncle died a while back but everyone there is kinda weird and loves it. We'll drink some wine and play some standard board games. Should be a decent time. I enjoy family holidays!
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Nov 21, 2017 11:48
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Percelus posted:come on your company can't be that bad My dude, I invite you to the hell that is being in my presence Flense your soul upon hearing my words of flyover state
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Nov 21, 2017 14:03
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I'm looking forward to hearing about the inevitable fight that's going to happen when my stepdad puts football on in front of my currently NFL-boycotting (because of the national anthem kneeling thing) dad and grandparents.
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Everyone's old now and my family is neither particularly fun nor funny so it's gonna be me sitting around on my phone wishing I was home while everyone else also sits around on their phones wishing they were home doing literally anything else also I make award winning pies but most people in my family are picky eaters so I'm sincerely considering just getting a god drat entenmann's because I know they'll eat that at least. Giving my pies to coworkers and friends who actually appreciate them.
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Verisimilidude posted:also I make award winning pies but most people in my family are picky eaters so I'm sincerely considering just getting a god drat entenmann's because I know they'll eat that at least. Giving my pies to coworkers and friends who actually appreciate them. I wonder if you just put the entenmann's thing in your own container and say you baked it if they'd fall for it. If you tried that and they still rejected it, you'll know whether they are doing it for personal reasons or if it's really the picky eating thing.
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That's sad, that you have such weak ties to your family Family is blood, flesh and bone forged out of the same gruel you're made out of. You've shared lives together and now you sit around on your phones ignoring one another? How sad. How depressing I myself am going to go defeat a lingering dark presence in the deep woods with my mom and dad. We believe it to be a demon, but can not be sure. Either way, blood will be spilled on this day
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