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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i am thankful for my supermodel girlfriend

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Hector Beerlioz posted:

i am thankful for my supermodel girlfriend

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i am thankful for my supermodel girlfriend

What's his name?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
wow, look, two jealous people

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I'm thankful for the unlicensed gun I keep in my glove compartment
I'm thankful for an account to post with

i've run out of ideas

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
I'm thankful for OP's mom so he could make this thread.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I am thankful for GBS

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

big nipples big life posted:

I am thankful for GBS

:same:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Hector Beerlioz posted:

wow, look, two jealous people

Well of course, they have you :mad:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm thankful for the time each of you will be spending with your families this holiday season as it means it will be time you spent not posting.

Amen.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i am thankful for my supermodel girlfriend



Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Ants.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i am thankful for my supermodel girlfriend

I'm thankful for her too

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
I am thankful to be alive, and not to have hosed up enough by now to end up in jail. I'm thankful for all the second chances I've been given. I'm thankful for my parents and siblings, even though we don't agree on everything. I'm thankful for my wife and children. I'm thankful for these dead gay forums.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Literally nothing. I am misery personified and I never have been nor will I ever be happy.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I'm thankful for semen demons

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

We Know Catheters posted:

I'm thankful for semen demons

but enough about your mother

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

unpleasantly turgid posted:

but enough about your mother

She's more of a saint than a demon

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

We Know Catheters posted:

She's more of a saint than a demon

Sister Christian oh it's time for cum

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
I have two cars and a lot of good and not so good bicycles and a ton of money in the bank so I guess shits going okay.

You can always take your money and run.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I am thankful for a world where people think their opinions matter
"Like oh listen to the words coming out of my mouth!"
You will all die.

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

big nipples big life posted:

I am thankful for GBS

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i am thankful for my supermodel GBS

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
I'm thankful that cop that pulled us over didn't look in the trunk that night me and Aatrek disposed of our "old rolled up carpet"

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
Having a dick is p cool so i guess that :shrug:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
im thankful for my sister

today i said something about living below the mason dixon line and she got really confused and said she thought the mason dixon line was the place on a black person's hand where their skin goes from black to pink

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
my big ol hangdown

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I thankful that I have someone that loves me even though I'm a failure and will never get that call with a job offer.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
My six cans of beer. Soon i'll once again have nothing to be thankful for.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Gatekeeper posted:

im thankful for my sister

today i said something about living below the mason dixon line and she got really confused and said she thought the mason dixon line was the place on a black person's hand where their skin goes from black to pink

Lmao

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

I am thankful for the crab thread in GBS, it is pretty much the only thing keeping me together.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I am thankful Trump is POTUS 4 life.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I'm thankful that I was born not white but to a wealthy family. It's a pro combination for being happy. When I say non-white I also mean I can't pass for white at all but eh whatever it's still pretty good.

I'm thankful I'll never be shot by police at a routine traffic stop or stopped and frisked or whatever because im white as gently caress

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Thankful that I'm gay as gently caress and denying beautiful women my thick ropey gisyms, as much as they constantly demand it.

Please, ladies, I can only do so much.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Aerosol deodorant spray. It’s just really convenient.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Aerosol deodorant spray. It’s just really convenient.

axe me out baby

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I'm thankful for my family, friends, and being able to shitpost with you goons for another year.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Blue Train posted:

axe me out baby

I’m not going to say that it turns people into irresistible vulva-magnets, but the essence scent does.

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

I'm thankful that I've got enough education and marketable skills to get me and my family the gently caress out of this Godforsaken country

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
my supermodel girlfriend broke up with me now i have nothing to be thankful for :(

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