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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Another year, another holiday when America (not Canada) takes two days off of work and dedicates them to stuffing our pie hole and then trampling each other to death in an attempt to get a discounted Xbox. Meanwhile your stupid country doesn’t even have native Americans to teach your white people how to deep fry a turkey, so you’re probably working while we’re all eating until we can’t move. And then you get to hear about it all over the internet. If so, this is the thread for you. Here you can complain about America, ask questions about thanksgiving, or just talk about how your ordinary Thursday is going.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

BigBadSteve posted:

What's with the roast turkeys... do they represent Amerindians or something?

They represent America's delicious native bird, and our friendship with and subsequent conquest of the American Indians. And it doesn’t have to be roasted, you can cook it in many ways.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Avirosb posted:

Thanksgiving kind of sounds like torture.
Like, "church at Sunday" torture.

Two days off from work does sound appealing though.
Alas, that snow won't shovel itself.

Nah, it’s good unless your family is awful and you can’t stand being with them. Instead of working you sit around all day watching tv and drinking beer until it’s time to eat.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Noblesse Obliged posted:

So you a breast man or a leg man? Thanks for taking my question American swine

If you’re going to put one of the several sauces or gravies available on it, you’re going to want to go with the white meat. If you’re eating it straight up, dark meat has better flavor.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Deep fried turkey is delicious.

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