Miatas
Dead hooker smell.

1. Considering how uniformly awful <insert brand>’s cars have been, this one bucks the trend and is totally awesome.
   
2. Everyone always rips on front-wheel drive cars as being crappy to drive. This car begs to differ.
   
3. If you ask me, __________ is the most under-appreciated car I can think of from any point in automotive history.
   
4. If you don’t have a __________ in your dream car garage, you’re not dreaming hard enough.
   
5. If I had unlimited funds, but my dream car garage could hold only one car, it would be a __________.
   
6. I’ve seen a lot of people doing stupid stuff while driving their car and trying to multi-task, but the time I saw someone __________ topped all of it.
   
7. These two cars from different manufacturers that don’t share any common engineering are like long-lost twins separated at birth.
   
8. The overwhelming majority of goons are American. This is my favourite American car of all time.
   
9. This is is the most over-the-top automotive stunt I’ve ever seen on a TV show or a movie.
   
10. Electric cars are going to be a big thing in the future, whether you like it or not. What year, if any, will there be more electric cars sold than conventional gas/diesel cars?
    
11. On the topic of electric cars, Tesla has been constantly in the news for the last few years, both for positive and negative reasons (see what I did there?) How many cars will they be making every year by 2022?
    
12. Looking at how I drive, an electric car would need to have a range of __________ before I would be comfortable making one my daily driver.
    
13. Everywhere I look, cars are all painted various boring shades of grey, and I hate it. I would paint my daily driver this colour.
    
14. When arguing about performance cars, this is the most important statistic of all, if you ask me.
    
15. This is the greatest engine layout, I don’t know why anyone bothers making anything else.
    
16. Looking back on my every car I’ve ever owned, the most common engine layout I’ve owned was the ________.
    
17. The most powerful car I’ve ever driven had this much horsepower.
    
18. I really want to see a __________ in a racing game, but there’s no way anyone would ever put it in.
    
19. If the apocalypse came tomorrow, this is the car I’d seek out to give the Mad Max treatment.
    
20. If I’m on the road and don’t have time nor want to stop, this is the best food to eat while driving.
    

MrChips fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Dec 8, 2017