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fuckin’ Christ we’ve got a real bona-fide thanksgiving day crisis on our hands here, the mayor is all up my rear end in a top hat about the current jizz city official city anthem not being inclusive enough. APPARENTLY,many people are offended by the current official city anthem’s many favorable references to sexual assault given the current social climate, and the anthem needs to be changed ASAP or the city risks a lawsuit. It’s up to us, the Jizz City Official Aldermen’s City Music Board to write a new anthem for our mercurial but beloved city before that happens!
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Sublime's 40oz to Freedom where the 40oz's is implied to be cum rather than booze. Welcome to Jizz City, where it's ALL Cumsentual.
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Big Beef City posted:Sublime's 40oz to Freedom where the 40oz's is implied to be cum rather than booze. Man I don’t know that’s a lot of cum. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Man I don’t know that’s a lot of cum. We could edit it to "14 ounces to freedom"
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*jangling the keys* ah... ah ah ahhhhh *d major* ahhhhhh god save new jizz city god save new jizz... pretty
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:We could edit it to "14 ounces to freedom" The sublime guy would literally punch through a coffin and six feet of earth and tell you... 
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Nov 24, 2017 05:38
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from the mountains to the prairies to the oceans white with foam watch me crank dat soulja boy and superman that ho
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The spreader the better. 
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The name of the city is not inclusive. You have to change it to Squirt and Jizz City.
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