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Youtube has this dumb new thing called "Famebit" where you use your INTERNET PERSONALITY INFLUENCE to shill crap advertisers ask you to. It's dumb and looks like this: It's basically a site asking how much your dignity is worth. So since I was accepted into their stupid program, I am attempting to make the best of it by offering my services to select products and / or services. Here's some stupid protein drink where their PR copy is apparently written by an intern.  This guy is selling some hunting poo poo, and although I've never hunted, I pretty much understand it in general.  There are lions in LA. Why? Who loving knows, why are these people even asking me  Here's a great idea: CHARGE PEOPLE TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS. WOW. GREAT IDEA I'M ONBOARD.  Of course people on the internet want me to tell them the best way to organize their stupid loving elf weddings.  Eh I might keep doing these but I get distracted and bored easily so maybe not. Anyway, just wanted to share the upcoming promotions I'm sure to obtain!
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No, it's crap (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 10, 2017 05:19
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Lowtax posted:It's basically a site asking how much your dignity is worth. So I suppose the reason youre upset is because they didnt offer you much, eh?
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Dec 10, 2017 05:22
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gnarlyhotep posted:No, it's crap
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CoffeeBooze posted:So I suppose the reason youre upset is because they didnt offer you much, eh?
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Dec 10, 2017 05:23
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Are you content with your produce situation? Like, for me, I have to but all frozen now cause the "fresh" fruits and vegetables here don't last three loving days.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:26
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Lowtax posted:Uh I wasn't aware I was upset? I'm glad you aren't upset.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:29
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Have you gotten any responses yet? I'd love to read their replies, since many internet people have such a lovely habit of taking things they read at face value.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:30
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gnarlyhotep posted:I'm glad you aren't upset. This made me upset. 
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Dec 10, 2017 05:30
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drat this dude broke out the "Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War" namedrop
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Dec 10, 2017 05:31
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God dammit Richard
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Dec 10, 2017 05:31
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I hope they hire you and you make some late night infomercial style videos with Frags like many years ago.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:32
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Giga Gaia posted:I hope they hire you and you make some late night infomercial style videos with Frags like many years ago. 
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Dec 10, 2017 05:32
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Lowtax posted:I think this knife app from Oleg will be my best bet: Seems like it's addressed to someone named Hope.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:35
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I am very interested in the next generation of protein and fitness drinks, the current generation is lacking imho
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Dec 10, 2017 05:35
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KakerMix posted:I am very interested in the next generation of protein and fitness drinks, the current generation is lacking imho
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Dec 10, 2017 05:36
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it's a living.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:40
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Will Ratboy get banned by Lowtax again for impersonating his daughter? Will he make it out alive? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!
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Dec 10, 2017 05:43
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Fizzique sounds like a good product that would fit with my lifestyle (which mainly revolves around fitness and the consumption of ground braking products) but at the same time I've committed to only supporting content producers who limit their influence to informing me about niche southeast asian fruits with fantastic health benefits.
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Dec 10, 2017 05:56
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Lowtax posted:No ground has been braked until now. Get to the point, Kyanka
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Dec 10, 2017 06:06
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it turns out that stuffed ferret corpses are the ideal size for making ouroboros style hemmorrhoid donuts
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Dec 10, 2017 06:08
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Are there any products you like very much and would like us to use? I'm very influenced by people I look up to on the internet
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Dec 10, 2017 06:12
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Flippy Knife is a fun game I play while I should be working. Will you get free knives?
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Dec 10, 2017 06:16
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Giga Gaia posted:I hope they hire you and you make some late night infomercial style videos with Frags like many years ago. I mean this ain’t a bad idea Shill the gently caress out of these lame rear end products and make bank
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Dec 10, 2017 06:17
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Oh thank God, I thought SA would never get back to studying "brak" topics.
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Dec 10, 2017 06:23
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i'm talking to you Oleg Creator of Flippy Knife game, so now you might see this when you do your daily google of yourself: your app is a real poo poo, pure turd, nobody wants it. you should either pay lowtax or yell at lowtax in a youtube reply to his channel this week for promotion and internet fame. any other option and you will never become microsoft valley, silicone apple Steve Jobs money man.
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Dec 10, 2017 06:24
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You should make a website that makes fun of poo poo like this.
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Snorkzilla posted:You should make a website that makes fun of poo poo like this. Heck do a livestream-esque infomercial where people 'call' in and do it so over the top but earnestly and I bet you could get the companies that want to sell these products to honestly pay you, have a poo poo ton of fun mocking them, and content to watch for everyone else that doesn't take part wow what a great idea (c) me, 2017
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Dec 10, 2017 06:35
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Basically free money and you don't even need to suck any cocks. Good deal for  , even 20$.
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Dec 10, 2017 06:40
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 Reptilian cookware. 
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Dec 10, 2017 06:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:Basically free money and you don't even need to suck any cocks. Good deal for
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:
gently caress she’s an expert
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Dec 10, 2017 06:51
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA
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Dec 10, 2017 06:52
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:
that's Estelle Costanza
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Dec 10, 2017 06:57
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I'm very interested to see if any of them reply to you.
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Dec 10, 2017 07:06
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spacetoaster posted:I'm very interested to see if any of them reply to you. Hopefully, someone who isn't paying attention or doesn't understand satire will take Lowtax up on one of his offers.
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Dec 10, 2017 07:07
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spacetoaster posted:I'm very interested to see if any of them reply to you. I wouldn't be shocked if the roast app people knew the 'tax and decided to roll with it
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Dec 10, 2017 07:10
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Lowtax posted:This made me upset. Actually this one sounds like a good idea. You should give it another chance.
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Applewhite posted:Actually this one sounds like a good idea. You should give it another chance. OHHH NOW I GET IT
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