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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I’m a well-meaning male feminist and I don’t know when it’s okay to say a woman looks good. Can you say it to a coworker at an office christmas party? A waitress at a bar? On a first date? On the internet about a celebrity? Just looking for some perspective here thanks internet friends

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Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

I say it to co-workers, clients, strangers, and friends. I dunno... I don’t mean much by it but it sorta gets me off so I keep doing it. Don’t you want to get off?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I never compliment people because I feel like it is patronizing

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

you can compliment anyone as long as you follow it up with '...FOR A CLOWN'

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

If a woman is good-looking and puts work into her appearance you can trust that she's heard 100 compliments that day alone. Stand out from the crowd by sneering at her and saying that her shoes look ok, I guess.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Away all Goats posted:

you can compliment anyone as long as you follow it up with '...FOR A CLOWN'

Nice post


For a clown to make,

In the circus

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Liberal men aren't allowed to find a woman physically attractive in the first place, let alone tell them. It's objectifying and reductive. If you want to admit to being be physically attracted to a woman, you've got to go conservative.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I feel like if you tell a person in your life they are pretty on a regular basis then eventually the precedent should be established so unless they get fat and/or ugly there shouldn't really be a need for more conversation on it again

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Let other men compliment her and then when she starts dating them and not you start making comments like "well I think you look perfect without makeup, he doesn't like the real you" and "your personality is the most attractive thing about you". Also make comments about how she is dressing like a whore every time she gets dressed up to go out and that you hope she finds a guy who respects her one day. As soon as the relationship begins getting serious with the other guy, abruptly confess your undying love for her.

Don't get discouraged if she takes out a restraining order, that just means your long term seduction is working.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Women like it, in my experience, if you talk to them and pretend like their rear end is their face so you sort of bend down and talk into the rear end while being careful not get caught staring at their face. I call this "the rear end maneuever" and it works 100% of the time.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Sorry op, that is very close to rape imo

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
:spergin: Hey guys! Under what circumstances is it OK to verbally weinstein someone?

nah
Mar 16, 2009

qwhen im looking into a mirror

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

only when they walk in on you taking a poo poo

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Manchild King posted:

:spergin: Hey guys! Under what circumstances is it OK to verbally weinstein someone?

:wiggle: "imagine that i'm jerking my dick into a potted plant"

:stonk:

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
you're not supposed to let them know they look hot it increases their sexual market value above you and you won't be able to compete, you're supposed to neg her

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Chad won't mind if you call him handsome.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
when they are dead

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I don't compliment women. I'm a 6' 6" goon that looks like a tweaked out scarecrow. Everything I do towards the fairer sex might be construed as a sex/hate crime.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
when ur trying to sell me vegetables

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Never

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

EX250 Type R posted:

I never compliment people because I feel like it is patronizing

Same, I have literally never complimented someone's appearance other than my SO in a tongue in cheek sort of way. It's something they either already know or will assume you're lying to ingratiate yourself since they do not in fact look good.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Vegetable posted:

I’m a well-meaning male feminist

Mods pls ban for admitting to being a rapist

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Just after you cum, and right before she realizes she's not going to.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



"handsome" and "beautiful" are OK as long as you're

A.) not saying it all the time
B.) not saying it in a creepy sexual way
C.) friends with the person
D.) not their boss or superior

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

There's never any reason to say a woman looks good

you have to drop sick negs to spread them legs

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Frankenstyle posted:

Just after you cum, and right before she realizes she's not going to.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Blue Train posted:

There's never any reason to say a woman looks good

you have to drop sick negs to spread them legs

Tyte!

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

say it whenever you want

it's a free country, bitch

MrOzzy
Nov 17, 2017

Verisimilidude posted:

"handsome" and "beautiful" are OK as long as you're

A.) not saying it all the time
B.) not saying it in a creepy sexual way
C.) friends with the person
D.) not their boss or superior

What if the person in question is your boss?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Tell young women to smile more. They apparently love that.

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
Don't do it to people who are working. That's a trapped audience.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



MrOzzy posted:

What if the person in question is your boss?

hmm tricky, but probably best not to unless you're really good friends outside of work

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH
It's always OK to compliment people. Saying "You look nice today." with smile to a co-worker isn't harmful and can brighten up their day. Nice skirt, I like your top, your hair looks nice that way, etc. are all nice things. It's OK to compliment men too. Nice tie, I like that haircut, nice shirt, etc.

Just don't be loving creepy about it. It's just pleasantries to pass the time.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Vegetable posted:

I’m a well-meaning male feminist and I don’t know when it’s okay to say a woman looks good. Can you say it to a coworker at an office christmas party? A waitress at a bar? On a first date? On the internet about a celebrity? Just looking for some perspective here thanks internet friends
No, no, yes, yes.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

mostlygray posted:

It's always OK to compliment people. Saying "You look nice today." with smile to a co-worker isn't harmful and can brighten up their day. Nice skirt, I like your top, your hair looks nice that way, etc. are all nice things.

No, you fuckin bigot

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sweet misogyny honeypot thread op

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Be like every other normal person and be a machine at work. Nobody cares about you having eyes. Exchange meaningless pleasantries, focus on generating profit, take credit for it, play hard with the guys, high-five your boss and ask for a raise. Work out, look nice and save the compliments for Tinder.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

i never comment on peoples new hair styles or clothes or how they look or anything. maybe im just an rear end in a top hat but in the year 2017 being a straight white male and doing that earns you too many rape points

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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

when your monitor is off OP


otherwise never

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