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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Probably Lilith first, then Diane.

Feel free to offer you thoughs, but keep it serious.

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Cliff. It would be rough and neither of us would feel good about it after.

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Fraiser because I've never seen cheers but I know he was in it

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
All of them :flashfap:

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Woody Harrelson so I could out him afterwards unless he pays up

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Woody, because he seems like he would be a kind and gentle lover.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Woody, because he seems like he would be a kind and gentle lover.

Too bad ima hook up with him first and ruin him. He'll be broke and he'll only hatefuck you because he'll be thinking of me the whole time.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
You can't talk me off the Cliff

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Probably Lilith first, then Diane.

Feel free to offer you thoughs, but keep it serious.

I feel that if I rim Lilith on a Tuesday, she'll be pegging me when we come home from church on Sunday.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Carla and it's not up for negotiation

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
There's a loophole in our legal system that permits sexual encounters with minors under very narrow circumstances.

1. The minor must be severely disabled
2. Minor must be exhibiting signs of sexual expression
3. Disability prevents sexual expression from being satisfied by themselves or finding a partner
4. There are no therapeutic masseuses or legal sex workers available for hire

Professional concensus is that the disabled have as much right as any of us to sexual expression and that satisfaction is healthy.

There you go, finally an incentive to adopt retards and move to the mountains

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Coach, post season 3

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

i would take cliffs virginity

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I bet Norm could show you a good time

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lilith then the sea captain

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
my dick says sam, but my heart says norm

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
You ever check out them gams on the extra that walks past the sidewalk window? :swoon:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

There's a loophole in our legal system that permits sexual encounters with minors under very narrow circumstances.

1. The minor must be severely disabled
2. Minor must be exhibiting signs of sexual expression
3. Disability prevents sexual expression from being satisfied by themselves or finding a partner
4. There are no therapeutic masseuses or legal sex workers available for hire

Professional concensus is that the disabled have as much right as any of us to sexual expression and that satisfaction is healthy.

There you go, finally an incentive to adopt retards and move to the mountains

so you work from home?

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Lilith
Diane
Rebecca
Woody’s wife

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Sex with Lilith would be anything but sensible. She knew how to throw down in the bedroom.


She slept with both Crane boys at varying times in Frasier's run.



Anyway my answer is Robin Colcord.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Coach, post season 3

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I heard Frasier can toss one hell of a salad

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Diane was hot as hell oh my god

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Woody's girlfriend when he was dressing up as Mark Twain

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
*looks up cheers on google images*

that one

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005
Jesus Christ you must be old. Cheers? Seriously? Who the gently caress remembers Cheers? Can't you think of a newer, hipper, more relevant show..like Wings?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

There's a loophole in our legal system that permits sexual encounters with minors under very narrow circumstances.

1. The minor must be severely disabled
2. Minor must be exhibiting signs of sexual expression
3. Disability prevents sexual expression from being satisfied by themselves or finding a partner
4. There are no therapeutic masseuses or legal sex workers available for hire

Professional concensus is that the disabled have as much right as any of us to sexual expression and that satisfaction is healthy.

There you go, finally an incentive to adopt retards and move to the mountains

Mooooooooooddddddddssssssss

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Remember the episode where there was a super hot chick that was all up in Norms dilz and Sam tried to move on her but she wasn't interested and then they found out it was because she was a "chubby chaser" which gave false hope to probably 50 million lardos?

Classic.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Remember when Norm walked into the bar and everyone shouted "NORM" except Diane who always said "Norman" because she had some form of autism

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Remember the episode where Frasier hypnotized Woody into liking Veggie Boy?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
My god I just realized Pick is Diane.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Spinster posted:

My god I just realized Pick is Diane.

:vince:

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Unquestnably Lilith. You know she was a loving freak.

No one that uptight isn’t.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Diane :3:

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Unfortunately Norm is the only name I remember

ZeroPrimal
Feb 24, 2010

The slave becomes the master.
Threesome with Rebecca and Lillith.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

hitler

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
Everybody's saying Lilith... for a reason.

You just KNOW she's going to leave you a jizzed out husk of a man.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Carla's daughter Serafina who is played by Leah Remini.

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Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I jam a pool cue up my rear end while norm Jacks off

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