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Looks like a rampant stomach virus turned this luxury cruise into a real Poop Boat. What would you do if you were on a Poop Boat? Would you demand a refund? Pay extra? Do you have any Poop Boat stories you'd like to share? Let's talk about Poop Boats.
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Dec 17, 2017 05:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48
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Dec 17, 2017 05:43
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all cruises are poopoats fyi. this isnt' even newsworthy. i think there was an a/t awhile back with a goon who worked on cruise ships and basically every cruise has half the people coming down with noroviruses every trip
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Dec 17, 2017 05:45
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just lol if u aren’t constantly spraying liquid out of your mouth and rear end in a top hat while also shitposting
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Dec 17, 2017 05:46
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I dont see the appeal of cruises. I think everyone that isn't in to poo poo got exactly what they deserved. However, those who are into it did not get what they deserved, a fate too good for them.
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Dec 17, 2017 05:47
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Kuato posted:I dont see the appeal of cruises. I think everyone that isn't in to poo poo got exactly what they deserved. However, those who are into it did not get what they deserved, a fate too good for them.
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Dec 17, 2017 05:50
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Looks like this is a job for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs
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Dec 17, 2017 05:50
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I've been on a couple Holland America cruises and it's 95% olds. I think if you get sick on a cruise you get sick on dry land all the time too, and you should probably just give up.
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Dec 17, 2017 05:52
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Kuato posted:I dont see the appeal of cruises. I think everyone that isn't in to poo poo got exactly what they deserved. However, those who are into it did not get what they deserved, a fate too good for them.  we usually just rent a car and a place but we did make an exception last year in Alaska after spending a week driving around and then a week on a cruise and that was p good
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Dec 17, 2017 05:52
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Kuato posted:I dont see the appeal of cruises. I think everyone that isn't in to poo poo got exactly what they deserved. However, those who are into it did not get what they deserved, a fate too good for them.
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Dec 17, 2017 05:52
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It's a hotel room that follows you while you buy poo poo in the touristy ports.
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Dec 17, 2017 05:54
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Dec 17, 2017 06:07
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Maybe i'd go on a cruise if it was just a weekend or 3 days and you just eat cocktail shrimp and stay hammered the whole time
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Dec 17, 2017 06:17
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Captain: do you think we have brought enough poop to keep our passengers happy? 1st mate: I do believe so sir, the vessel is stocked to the gills with fresh poop. We have exotic poops, assorted animal poop, and just a bunch of corn riddled human poop all mashed together, and even rare fossilized dinosaur poop for the high rollers. Yes sir, plenty of poop. Captain: very well, full steamer ahead, I mean full steam ahead, full steam ahead. 1st mate (giggling): y-yes sir! With pleasure! 
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Dec 17, 2017 06:18
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The only good cruise I have ever been on was one that went to Alaska and would stop each day at one of the cities and let everyone explore all day. Plus it was a tiny ship and the food was pretty awesome. gently caress cruises on those giant megaships they are the worst and the food is also way worse.
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Dec 17, 2017 06:20
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They should just have toilet seats over the side rails and you just poo poo in the water. 
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Dec 17, 2017 06:22
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heh, heh heh, heh, POOP DECK
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Dec 17, 2017 07:21
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Kuato posted:I dont see the appeal of cruises. I think everyone that isn't in to poo poo got exactly what they deserved. However, those who are into it did not get what they deserved, a fate too good for them. https://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf peep this if you haven’t, “Shipping Out” by David Foster Wallace on how cruises are terrible is p good (also in “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments”) Xaris posted:all cruises are poopoats fyi. this isnt' even newsworthy. i think there was an a/t awhile back with a goon who worked on cruise ships and basically every cruise has half the people coming down with noroviruses every trip Norwalk is brutal. My understanding is that part of the transmission is aerosolized puke / poo poo, so they try to quarantine you to your room, as getting sick in an enclosed space with others is a disaster
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Dec 17, 2017 07:22
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Dec 17, 2017 08:26
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Wasn't there a cruise a few years back that was literally awash with feces?
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Dec 17, 2017 15:57
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The Dave Matthews Band tour bus released its stored poop and pee all over the people in a tour boat in Chicago I think it was a goon giving the tour? Or a goon was on it?
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Dec 17, 2017 16:04
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mind the walrus posted:I think it's a way for lower-middle class people to feel richer than they are. it is mostly very old people i dont really see the appeal where i am in my life right now, but when the time comes if i can afford to choose between a cruise ship and a nursing home i think i'd go for the boat option (nursing homes are also awash in feces, but they dont have bars and dont go anywhere)
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Dec 17, 2017 16:13
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Whenever I use the public restroom I refuse to have my rear end touch the toilet seat. You guys may know the cowboy hat trick, which involves putting two semi-long pieces of toilet paper on each edge of the toilet seat. This way your bottom does not have to touch the toilet seat. You can add a third toilet paper on the back of the toilet for ultra rear end protection. Cowboy hat pictorial for the unaware:  Now I am sure most of you know the cowboy hat trick, but do you know of the poop boat trick? The poop boat trick is great for when you have not been having swan dive poops and the back splash gets up your butt. You know what I am talking about and it is very nasty feeling and cold as fuuu. Here I will show you how to do the poop boat trick for minimum splash and maximum dash.  So what you will need is three pieces of semi long toilet paper (usually 2-3 squares per strip) and then you will over lap them like so. You may also use a red sharpie to mark the spot where your poop will land for perfect accuracy as shown below.  Sometimes toilet paper in the stall is cheap and thin, if this is the case, it is wise to double fold or double layer to make a more durable poop boat for when sh!t hits the... well, the boat. Once you have assembled your poop boat, it is ready to take it to sea. Gently place it on top of the water so that it floats as shown below.  This is what we have been waiting for. The release. Your boat is ready to take on whatever comes on board and will do its best to keep your booty dry. VIVA LA POOP BOAT!  Remember, don't be wet with regrets! Use the poop boat and stay dry and fly! Thank you for your time.
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Dec 17, 2017 18:42
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I like to think of poop splashback as nature's bidet sometimes i poo poo with such high velocity that the resulting waves crest over the rim of the bowl and get the floor wet. those are the best poops
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Dec 17, 2017 18:45
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naem posted:heh, heh heh, heh, POOP DECK 💩
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Dec 18, 2017 04:12
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:Whenever I use the public restroom I refuse to have my rear end touch the toilet seat. You guys may know the cowboy hat trick, which involves putting two semi-long pieces of toilet paper on each edge of the toilet seat. This way your bottom does not have to touch the toilet seat. You can add a third toilet paper on the back of the toilet for ultra rear end protection. You must have an enormous rear end if it touching the back of the toilet is even remotely a possibility
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Dec 18, 2017 06:29
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:Whenever I use the public restroom I refuse to have my rear end touch the toilet seat. You guys may know the cowboy hat trick, which involves putting two semi-long pieces of toilet paper on each edge of the toilet seat. This way your bottom does not have to touch the toilet seat. You can add a third toilet paper on the back of the toilet for ultra rear end protection. This is excellent. Please consider using your expertise in the GOONTOONS Christmas party thread.
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