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I'm leaving for a couple of days and I expect you to behave. That means: -No parties  -No staying out till all hours of the night  -No drugs or alcohol  There is pizza money on the counter. Listen, you little monsters, this house better be spick and span when I get back or I'm taking away your skateboard and sega genesis. ARE YOU LISTENING!? Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jan 19, 2018 |
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first post (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 19, 2018 16:24
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don't use racial slurs like spic, rear end in a top hat
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Jan 19, 2018 16:26
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Literally A Person posted:spic and span Mods ban this racist gently caress
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Jan 19, 2018 16:26
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every one here a big rear end hole 
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Jan 19, 2018 16:27
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i'll be good though 
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Jan 19, 2018 16:28
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treasure bear posted:every one here a big rear end hole turn on you're monitor!!!
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Jan 19, 2018 16:28
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I'm going to party-proof the house so nothing gets broken or stolen
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Jan 19, 2018 16:29
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treasure bear posted:i'll be good though Nerf
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Jan 19, 2018 16:29
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Pizza money? drat that's bougie. My parents would leave me rice and vegetables and leave a note that said "learn to cook." I mean, I just threw it out and bought pizza with the lunch money I was able to pound out of dweebs over the course of the school day, so I guess they kinda failed when it came to healthy eating, but either way it taught me to provide for myself.Peetown Manning posted:first post Go away and do not come back motherfucker. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 19, 2018 16:30
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you're not the boss of me op  I'm going to drink all the beers in the house!
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Jan 19, 2018 16:30
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hey chris, yeah my folks are gone. why dont you come over to keep me company? yeah dont worry about my little bro. i know where that perv hides his pornos, so he'll keep quiet
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Jan 19, 2018 16:36
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I'm using the pizza money to rent a dirty movie and buy two forties of Olde English. Take THAT mom.
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Jan 19, 2018 16:36
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im telling
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Jan 19, 2018 16:37
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That Robot posted:you're not the boss of me op Jokes on us, OP doesn't drink 
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Jan 19, 2018 16:39
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the babysitter is just three of my friends stacked on each other inside a trench coat
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Jan 19, 2018 16:41
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I'm not falling for throwing a house party, I can already tell that we are in a horror movie setting instead of a comedy setting featuring Kid n Play or the Beasty Boys.
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Jan 19, 2018 16:43
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:I'm not falling for throwing a house party, I can already tell that we are in a horror movie setting instead of a comedy setting featuring Kid n Play or the Beasty Boys. Don't worry, no bad people will show up, just my friends and their N64
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Jan 19, 2018 16:45
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Hey mom, suck an egg!
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Jan 19, 2018 16:46
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:the babysitter is just three of my friends stacked on each other inside a trench coat
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Jan 19, 2018 16:48
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*eats at burger king 3 meals a day for a week*
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Jan 19, 2018 16:52
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Literally A Person posted:I'm leaving for a couple of days Don't come back.
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Jan 19, 2018 16:53
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I don't have a little rear end in a top hat I have a great big floppy rear end in a top hat. Because I'm gay.
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Jan 19, 2018 16:54
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Two days down, already too chafed to make the most of the time alone.
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Jan 19, 2018 16:56
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Dolphin posted:I don't have a little rear end in a top hat I have a great big floppy rear end in a top hat. f;b
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Jan 19, 2018 16:56
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I'm going to dig through your sock drawer for pornography.
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Jan 19, 2018 16:57
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givepatajob posted:I'm going to dig through your sock drawer for pornography.
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Jan 19, 2018 17:03
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treasure bear posted:every one here a big rear end hole What about whole asses
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Jan 19, 2018 17:04
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*pisses* Haha whoops.
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Jan 19, 2018 17:06
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Don't worry, I will be on computer anyway and won't notice that you left.
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Jan 19, 2018 17:07
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I'm going to make a gravity bong in the bath tub and smoke it till I collapse a lung!!
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Jan 19, 2018 17:09
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Guys, who wants to see if we can microwave the TV?
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Jan 19, 2018 17:11
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treasure bear posted:im telling look here you little poo poo, if you ruin this for me i'll tell everyone you tried to sniff my panties
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Jan 19, 2018 17:13
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a hole-y ghost posted:hope you enjoy having 20 cum socks stuck to your fingers Why wouldn't he? Am I missing something here?
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Jan 19, 2018 17:14
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I'm going to make a gravity bong in the bath tub and smoke it till I collapse a lung!! Baths are gay, weed dad. Do some meth like a REAL MAN
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Jan 19, 2018 17:14
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I'm going to order a WWE pay per view and if you try to take that poo poo out of my allowance I'm running away to live with dad.
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Jan 19, 2018 17:16
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Heh I don’t even have a home 
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Jan 19, 2018 17:16
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Im gonna go to dennys at 1 am, do a big meaty bong rip in the parking lot with the boys, and order the all-you-eat johnnycakes until im asked to leave by the manager. Not the waitress, the manager.. its not my first rodeo.
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lol im sucking my own dick on the living room sofa the second you step out the door
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