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Lets throw out some things your girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, real doll or polygamous fluid partner are incapable of saying For example, Mrs. Bastard, for example, is unable to say, "Hi mom! Thanks for calling! I don't actually have time to talk* right now because we're ten minutes into a movie**, I'll call you later!" *we're up to 45 minutes at this point **the first one we've tried to watch together in months
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I have one: "I'm passive-aggressively posting about you on a dead, gay forum"
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Jan 20, 2018 03:52
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cool
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Jan 20, 2018 03:52
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How about this one: “I’ve also read this thread. And I loved it!”
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Jan 20, 2018 03:55
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I love you
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Jan 20, 2018 04:04
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Pretty much anything in english yet, she's trying hard to learn as fast as she can I guess. I dunno not my problem
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Jan 20, 2018 04:04
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We don't yet have the technology to allow my waifu to speak, but soon. Soon.
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Jan 20, 2018 04:06
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"you have a big penis"
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Jan 20, 2018 04:07
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"Thank you for the satisfying sexual encounter"
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Jan 20, 2018 04:12
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That motion with the hands where they try to signal 'cut it off'
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Jan 20, 2018 04:13
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a man on his deathbed: i wish id watched more movies
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Jan 20, 2018 04:13
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Coffee Mugshot posted:I have one: "I'm passive-aggressively posting about you on a dead, gay forum"
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Jan 20, 2018 04:15
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Lets have awesome sex
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Jan 20, 2018 04:20
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"I don't know." Not just for big things, if I ask her how to spell a word she will always spell it confidently, even if she's never heard it before. I learned quickly to not let her proof my writing.
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Jan 20, 2018 04:23
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This vagina was ruined
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Jan 20, 2018 04:26
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ops mom can’t say a goddamn thing since her mouth is filled with deez nuts
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Jan 20, 2018 04:33
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let it mellow posted:ops mom can’t say a goddamn thing since her mouth is filled with deez nuts Alarming!
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Jan 20, 2018 04:45
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Stop drinking so much Jesus gently caress you're going to die Every SO says that at some point, at the end 
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"Sorry, I'm not interested" wrt to people selling poo poo. I mean she can but it takes her a while to get there and there's a 50/50 chance she'll just pay 10 bucks for their magazine that will help fund their degree in a state halfway across the country to get them to go away. They always get so sad when I hear her struggling with them at the door so I go over, like they can clearly tell it's over.
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Jan 20, 2018 05:29
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*reading over my shoulder* "you should vote this thread a five"
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Jan 20, 2018 05:38
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"I'm sorry" 
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Jan 20, 2018 05:39
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***mom is dead
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Jan 20, 2018 05:40
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Dunkirk was pretty good, FYI
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Jan 20, 2018 05:45
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Your penis isn't weird looking
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Jan 20, 2018 05:53
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I don't think there's anything she can't say. It's whether or not she means it. That's the sticking point.
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Jan 20, 2018 07:17
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She can’t say anything at all, because she doesn’t exist 
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:She can’t say anything at all, because she doesn’t exist we all know you are married to kuato
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Jan 20, 2018 22:50
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op is hellbastard's little brother
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Hell Yeah posted:op is hellbastard's little brother 
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tactlessbastard posted:Lets throw out some things your girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, real doll or polygamous fluid partner are incapable of saying 
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Hell Yeah posted:op is hellbastard's little brother https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3LE15AyT5g
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im not sure OP my wife and I get along great and are emotionally available to each other im sorry that you don't have a special connection with anyone where you can be vunerable but know youre supported, i hope you reach that rainbow one day
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Jan 20, 2018 23:35
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Now that I think about it deeply, "the state looks down on sodomy" is actually a pretty clever lyric
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Jan 20, 2018 23:37
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the op is cool and definitely not a piece of poo poo
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Jan 20, 2018 23:38
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I'm sorry for divorcing you.
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Jan 20, 2018 23:47
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"I'm wrong"
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Jan 20, 2018 23:48
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"I'm still alive"
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Jan 20, 2018 23:49
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"I will not give you a blowjob"
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Jan 20, 2018 23:54
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Gay Hitler posted:"I will not give you a blowjob" then suck my cock!!
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"My body can digest gluten properly, it doesn't make me violently ill at all"
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