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+ One time I was going through the airport and a security guard called me "Rapunzel" and I like my hair so I thought it was cute. + One time on the train I was trying to get my luggage onto the rack above me but it was like 60 lbs and I couldn't do it, so a guy came and helped me and he got it up on the rack above the seats. Thank you! + One time I saw a guy in the store juggling oranges and I thought he seemed happy and sometimes it's fun when guys are goofy  .
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I can't come up with anything, honestly It's all a facade
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One time Pick posted:e: NO sexually explicit content in this thread please. Oh never mind
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I consider myself an energy being, a child of the cosmos. Therefore there are no opposite genders to me, OP. All is One.
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All the time.
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I love my wife she is beautiful and delicate. Like a flower that gets mad at you sometimes. I love my daughters because they are sweet and gentle and way less destructive / insane as my sons. Truly the fairer sex.
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I got really sick at a festival and some chick with green hair gave me a lap dance to feel better even though I was barely conscious
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My gender has no opposite
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moose face posted:I love my wife she is beautiful and delicate. Like a flower that gets mad at you sometimes. You could cut off your son's penis while he sleeps Claim Jesus made you do it and you're good
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I don't deserve how wonderful and loving my wife is, especially since she puts up with a goony piece of poo poo like me.
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EugeneJ posted:You could cut off your son's penis while he sleeps What the gently caress no Which son
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My daughters frequently do amusing things that make me think maybe, just maybe....nope its gone again
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im listening to the dixie chicks right now they seem ok
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I love my niece too. The best part is I only have to deal with her in short bursts
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My pretty coworker recently ballooned from her pregnancy, and seemed humbled to realize I had always been her friend for her and not because she was a 'hot girl.' Her renewed zeal for our working friendship made me happy in-turn.
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moose face posted:What the gently caress no Don't stop until you have daughters
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Every god damned day.
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When that chick blew up in the space shuttle I thought that expressed how women are stoic and determined, but also fragile and vulnerable to poo poo like space and god. It was like symbolic, she was destroying this big flying phallus, it was like liberation for womyn. 
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When I was a kid and read faerie tale stories.
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Woden posted:Every god damned day. Why.
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I always think the opposite gender is wonderful, all my best friends are men!!
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esperterra posted:all my best friends are men!! 
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at work sometimes a woman might notice you are stressed out or something, and say something nice, empathize, maybe do a kind gesture. men never do that kind of thing.
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proctorbot posted:at work sometimes a woman might notice you are stressed out or something, and say something nice, empathize, maybe do a kind gesture. men never do that kind of thing. Thank you, we do this
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One time when I was little, I fell down while rollerblading. I still couldn't quite figure out how to tie my shoes, but a couple of girls helped me. Then another boy made fun of me while they helped.
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Dude was mackin pretty hard. Definitely looking for spontaneous train sex. This one time this lady let me see her naked. It was just wonderful.
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i am friends with many women who inspire me daily with their strong will and dedication to things they feel passionate about
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i am friends with many women who inspire me daily with their strong will and dedication to things they feel passionate about Yeah but if they let you see them naked it would probably inspire you more.
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i don't really see how that would encourage either of us to pursue our respective goals, and it seems disrespectful to ask??
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Go jerk off Tonto. You're drunk.
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mind the walrus posted:Go jerk off Tonto. You're drunk. Ok I guess
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I am often impressed by the social adaptability of women. I tend to be boorish and antisocial with anyone I don't consider a close friend.
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Who What Now posted:I love my niece too. The best part is I only have to deal with her in short bursts  mine sent me a message to tell me she was playing Roblox and that she dunked on some nerds and teabagged them, which I thought was pretty wonderful
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Or with girls I want to gently caress. I can turn on the charm then but let's face it, that's still pretty gross.
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One of my older lady co-workers bought me a bag of pistachios for Christmas and was super excited to give them to me in secret because she wasn't giving gifts to everyone.
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tuesday
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mind the walrus posted:One of my older lady co-workers bought me a bag of pistachios for Christmas and was super excited to give them to me in secret because she wasn't giving gifts to everyone. She was looking to party bro, you missed out.
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Older women think I'm very handsome. What does this mean?
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