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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Get out of jail free cards are totally a thing, not just in NYC.

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

“After a tense 3 hour standoff, the hostages were released and the police breached the bank. But their efforts were frustrated when the suspects each presented officers with a Get Out Of Jail Free card signed by Officer Doobie of Reform, Alabama”

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

So you could get one and like, smoke crack at an opera, if you wanted to, in theory. :thunk:

Don’t just limit yourself to opera. Smoke crack at symphonies, jazz sessions, and open-air concerts.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Zorodius posted:

https://twitter.com/LLopezMooney330/status/955210217075232769

can someone explain to me how the gently caress this person's mind works?

That chin :trumppop:

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Blue Train posted:

Like it would be mighty awkward if you pulled over a woman and forced her to blow you at gunpoint and then the next day you find out she's the wife of one of your fellow officers

:stare:

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

discarded box posted:

i cannot believe this is real. is it real? ive read all 3 pages and im still not sure, like my brain refuses to accept that this is an actual thing. like what the dude above me said, is this a joke thread?

It is 1000% real. Go read the articles Blue Train linked if you think get out of jail free cards are beyond the pale of our morally unimpeachable police officers

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

DrPlump posted:

If they find out it is fake it works the opposite of normal and they give you extra punishments. Cops have the worst punishments.

Like rape

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