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Rushi: by Smythe

tilapia sausages

# ? Feb 19, 2018 10:49

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Rushi: by Smythe

macaroni and american cheese

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 11:01

redm

ham and peanut butter

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 12:26

redm

nvm just tried it was p good

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 12:39

Farecoal: There he go

fish semen

# ? Feb 19, 2018 14:00

Farecoal: There he go

wait

# ? Feb 19, 2018 14:00

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

Grapes and Mayo blended into a P�t�, stuffed into a lightly fried Papier-m�ch� chicken.

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 16:27

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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my 3-year old mashed up fishsticks, ketchup, and broccoli and put it into his cup of water and drank it. i just let it happen because he seemed to like it.

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 19:02

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

buttered mayonnaise with a hummus spread. instead of hummus though, it's actually human skin. garnish with a lump of solidified saturated fat and drizzle a blend of extra virgin olive oil and 10w30 oil.

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 19:05

poverty goat

100 year old smeg

# ? Feb 19, 2018 19:11

Manifisto

trio of cheese balls rolled in three toppings: linty carpet, dusty underbed, city sidewalk

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 19:14

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Spider Sausage

# ? Feb 19, 2018 19:20

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

anything with mushrooms really

did you know they grow in poo

# ? Feb 19, 2018 19:29

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

If you leave chicken lying around long enough it gets super gross

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 19:45

Manifisto

I wasn't gonna say anything, but it has been a while since they last showered

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 19, 2018 20:01

Koishi Komeiji

Pour some Gerber's Beef and Beef Gravy brand baby slurry� on a Hungry Man Turkey Patty muncher plate� until it looks like this:

I call it a Hungry Baby Man

# ? Feb 19, 2018 20:43

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Jedrick posted:

anything with mushrooms really

did you know they grow in poo

# ? Feb 19, 2018 21:16

Rushi: by Smythe

orange juice and pizza

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 22:13

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Mushrooms on pizza but they're under the cheese so you can't pick them off.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 22:21

not ready

anything involving celery. what a disgusting and useless food (if you can call it that).

# ? Feb 19, 2018 22:26

Manifisto

not ready posted:

anything involving celery. what a disgusting and useless food (if you can call it that).

and yet celery salt is good :confused:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 19, 2018 22:28

City of Glompton

Take some plant embryos and grind em up. Mix with some fungi and some water so that they eat the plant embryo matter and fart a bit until the mass expands.

Flatten this out and layer on some smashed fruit mixed with different bits of leaf material and minerals, to taste.

Atop this, layer animal mammary gland excretions that have been cooked with young animal stomach enzymes (or optionally, mold enzymes) and minerals, solidified, then shredded.

Flesh, fruits, vegetable matter or fungi can be added on top if desired.

Heat at 425 f until the solidified mammary excretions begin to reliquify and caramelize

Serve hot or cold as desired.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 23:02

Manifisto

City of Glompton posted:

Take some plant embryos and grind em up. Mix with some fungi and some water so that they eat the plant embryo matter and fart a bit until the mass expands.

Flatten this out and layer on some smashed fruit mixed with different bits of leaf material and minerals, to taste.

Atop this, layer animal mammary gland excretions that have been cooked with young animal stomach enzymes (or optionally, mold enzymes) and minerals, solidified, then shredded.

Flesh, fruits, vegetable matter or fungi can be added on top if desired.

Heat at 425 f until the solidified mammary excretions begin to reliquify and caramelize

Serve hot or cold as desired.

*kisses fingertips* mwah!

edit: don't forget to use your step 1 stuff to make fartwater beverage, in which the fungal excretions are literal poisons both to the fungi and to humans. personally I like to add some plant-produced defense mechanism chemicals for an extra biohazard "bite".

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Feb 19, 2018

# ? Feb 19, 2018 23:08

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Mushrooms on pizza but they're under the cheese so you can't pick them off.

this is a war crime

# ? Feb 19, 2018 23:13

Rushi: by Smythe

pineapple soda

i know thats gonna hurt somebody sorry in advance

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# ? Feb 20, 2018 06:01

City of Glompton

ham and pineapple soda

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# ? Feb 20, 2018 06:12

Twenty Four

ham popsicle

# ? Feb 20, 2018 07:43

poverty goat

deep fried slugs

# ? Feb 20, 2018 15:19

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

A knuckle sandwich right after the guy comes out of the bathroom (and didn't wash his hands...) GROSS!

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# ? Feb 20, 2018 15:24

vanisher

Deconstructed bread

# ? Feb 20, 2018 15:27

poverty goat

liver and onions sorbet

# ? Feb 20, 2018 15:53

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Deep-fried rock candy

Fried chicken that's then boiled in beef gravy and then covered in candy apple glaze

Sun-dried sushi

Chocolate covered pickles

Dunking chocolate chip cookies in borscht

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# ? Feb 20, 2018 16:15