CollegeCop posted:

Oh god, I'm dying here!

I discovered a couple of years ago that there is an under-utilized bathroom hidden way in back of the next floor up from my office. It is always clean and well stocked because it sees very little traffic even during the height of the school year. Seeing as we are currently in the downtime between sessions right now, it is practically deserted about 90% of the time.

I went up for my post-lunch dump this afternoon, and was sitting in the stall quietly finishing the chapter of the book I'm currently reading on my phone, when the door opened and someone else came in. Someone who apparently assumed the place would be empty, as evidenced by the little song they were singing as they strolled in, "Gonna poop! Gonna poop! Gonna poop, poop, poop!"

He went into the stall next to mine without checking to see if anyone else was in the room, and continued to sing his little ditty as he settled onto the throne. Then I heard:

<Ssppht> "Oh yeah"
<Brap> "You betcha"
<SssppphttBbbbbrrrrraaaaaapppppSssppht> "There. It. Is."

At that point, trying my best to stifle the giggles, I stood to leave - and the automatic toilet flushed, announcing my presence to my neighbor.

Dead silence from the stall next door, followed by, "Well. Crap."

I'm still giggling like a schoolgirl as I sit in my office.