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Everybody knows that aliens abduct us just so they may learn what things we have inside our buttholes (besides poop). So let's do both ourselves and the aliens a favor and list all the possible things you may currently have inside your butthole, thereby refraining from all the pain and drama of being abducted and having sharp gross tools shoved up our anuses. POTENTIAL ITEMS ALIENS MAY FIND UP MY rear end: * Chicken (not the whole bird, just pieces of it) * Chicken (the whole bird) * Toothpaste * Coffee * String * Ayn Rand books * Zootropics * 1989 Topps Otis Nixon card I'm sure there's more but my back hurts so I can't turn around and look so well at the moment. Sorry, aliens.
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*Anal beads *My head *My posts *The missing chunk of GE Cafe's rear end
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Feb 20, 2018 18:36
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there's a couple lego people up there
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Feb 20, 2018 18:36
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*hemorrhoids
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Feb 20, 2018 18:37
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theres a smaller alien in there and they are trying to find it
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Feb 20, 2018 18:37
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Mookie Blaylock
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Feb 20, 2018 18:37
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No Butt Stuff posted:*hemorrhoids you sure you didnt stick anything up ur butt, No Butt Stuff?
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Feb 20, 2018 18:38
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All that bubblegum you've swallowed your whole life you naughty truant little scamp
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Feb 20, 2018 18:38
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a motorola flip phone one of those squeezy hand exercise things a rolled up 20 with blood on the end
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Feb 20, 2018 18:39
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A 1991 Honda Civic Hatchback. Just drove right up there one day.
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Feb 20, 2018 18:42
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the 2 star dragon ball
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Feb 20, 2018 18:42
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-a bunch of pogs -vintage fiestacat plush -various empty bottles of discontinued sodas (pepsi blue, etc.) -Bruce Coville's Book of Monsters Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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Feb 20, 2018 18:43
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The aliens are actually more interested in your jizz OP
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Feb 20, 2018 18:43
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inside my butt is another butt, and in that butt is an other butt, and so on and so on a recursive matryoshka doll of butts all the way down
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Feb 20, 2018 18:44
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I am not always sure which side of my rear end in a top hat I am on
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Feb 20, 2018 18:44
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*jimmy hoffa
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Feb 20, 2018 18:44
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it's full of stars
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Feb 20, 2018 18:45
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Hector Beerlioz posted:you sure you didnt stick anything up ur butt, No Butt Stuff? i have a very strict policy, actually
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Feb 20, 2018 18:45
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My rear end is filled with the long-dead dreams of asses who challenged it and lost
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Feb 20, 2018 18:46
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Evil Agita posted:Mookie Blaylock COOKIE BLAYLOCK??!?
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Feb 20, 2018 18:47
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Just lol if you haven't stared into the eyes of a grey while he rapes you with his jizz collector.
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Feb 20, 2018 18:48
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old beast lunatic posted:The aliens are actually more interested in your jizz OP I'll cum on an alien, I just never tried doing it before because I was afraid it might be considered rude in their culture, like saying you'll show up to a birthday party but then never going or even calling in advance to let them know
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Feb 20, 2018 18:49
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the ending of berserk
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Feb 20, 2018 18:51
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Lowtax posted:Everybody knows that aliens abduct us just so they may learn what things we have inside our buttholes (besides poop). It really bugs me that of all the "aliens abducted me and probed my butt hole" stories, and I've heard a goddamn lot of them, not once did the aliens find a bunch of poop. Do they have some sort of remote bowel scanning technology so they know if a guy has a bunch of poop queued up and they're like oh hellll no skip that guy 
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Feb 20, 2018 18:54
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*Greedo
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Feb 20, 2018 18:55
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A note from my mom saying i have a sore rear end and don't have to attend anal probing today.
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Feb 20, 2018 18:56
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A prime number of cicadas.
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Feb 20, 2018 18:57
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*A flashdrive containing logins for Russian anti-Hillary twitter bots that just constantly post about how she should go to prison *A signed VHS copy of Wrestlemania 3 *A q-tip I decided to use on my rear end instead of my ear *A frozen leather glove of the kind OJ allegedly used to murder Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman *A bit of batwing and some fish teeth
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Feb 20, 2018 18:58
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did you know anal lice were a thing OP because it's anal lice
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Feb 20, 2018 18:59
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an entire model railway
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Feb 20, 2018 18:59
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The lost colony of Roanoke
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Feb 20, 2018 19:00
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Kak posted:The lost colony of Roanoke give it back
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Feb 20, 2018 19:00
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butthole? More like black hole amirite? 
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Feb 20, 2018 19:00
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the black box from malaysian flight 370
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Feb 20, 2018 19:01
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The rest of MGSV
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Feb 20, 2018 19:08
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Dozens of Tracfones.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:12
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Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:inside my butt is another butt, and in that butt is an other butt, and so on and so on Mines the same but it's different animals recursively stuffed inside larger buttholes. Later today I'm hoping to drop a massive turducken.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:14
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The very tip of my index finger, from that one time when I was 17 years old and showering and curious and soon was rewarded with the confirmation that sadly I'm probably not actually gay.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:19
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I keep a roll of aluminum foil up my rear end to avoid these aliens.
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How's your neck lowtax? (Not a poo poo post seriously asking)
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