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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hi I was wondering if women like fat men? Or if they don't like them.

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Anyone but you OP

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
"Like" in a sexual way, or...?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
just ask my wife

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
They like them as friends

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

That's not my belly. It's rolled up cock!

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
getting pounded by fat dudes rules op

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Why wouldn't they? They stink and sweat a bunch and it's harder to get to their penis and they can feel crushed when the dude gets on top and starts gasping for air at the slightest suggestion of physical activity. That all sounds like cool and good things that women crave to the grave, original poster. It's phat to be fat, like they say

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMD63TwzB1o

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Why wouldn't they? They stink and sweat a bunch and it's harder to get to their penis and they can feel crushed when the dude gets on top and starts gasping for air at the slightest suggestion of physical activity. That all sounds like cool and good things that women crave to the grave, original poster. It's phat to be fat, like they say

They're shade in summer and heat in the winter. Hell yeah.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I also like fat women

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

WatermelonGun posted:

I also like fat women

:same:

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

WatermelonGun posted:

I also like fat women

:nyd:

They prefer "BBW".

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Why wouldn't they? They stink and sweat a bunch and it's harder to get to their penis and they can feel crushed when the dude gets on top and starts gasping for air at the slightest suggestion of physical activity. That all sounds like cool and good things that women crave to the grave, original poster. It's phat to be fat, like they say

Every woman desires to be consumed by a corpulent hair cave, like a sweaty, human sized vag, and be born again into the forest of wonderment, wild and free, stalking and howling, eyes for MEAT! :smug:

Feebus Reloaded
Jul 28, 2016

THIS WAS AJUDGED TO BOTH COMMIT TO AND VIOLATE A SACRED POSTIN OATH

no

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Anyone but you OP

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no op

cnut
May 3, 2016

lol op is fat

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





There's a very fine line between dad bod and fatty OP.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Okay, I'll be honest. They really do not, on the whole.

2 to 3 Cats
Dec 17, 2009
i slept with a guy who got a gastric sleeve once, he lost a bunch of weight but was still pretty fat. anyways he sweat a lot and some drops fell into my mouth and it was like getting railed under a dripping awning but instead it was fat guy perspiration. he kept kinda angrily mouthing things to me but i couldnt focus because it was p gross. overall it was not that very good and several of his hairs stuck to me because he was sweaty and dripping. there is my fat guy story SA like and subscribe :)

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


only if you're the type of "fat" that really just means kinda chubby, and that also has a beard and is goofy, like seth rogen

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Like, fat women do men.

Fat men, like, do women.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
No

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
But some are willing to settle.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

That guy must crap money for a living.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Beefeater posted:

That guy must crap money for a living.

He's a YouTube celebrity, okay... it's a real career!

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
They seem to like my fat dick so I'd say by extrapolation then yes.

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
What is the ideal fat man body? if a woman absolutely had to settle for a gigantic fat man what would he look like?

cnut
May 3, 2016


I would've thought he could do better than that.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Monos Bullet posted:

What is the ideal fat man body? if a woman absolutely had to settle for a gigantic fat man what would he look like?

300 pounds of balls

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
nah, but what are they gonna do? go get a job and support themselves without a husband?! LOL

fatman1683
Jan 8, 2004
.
In my experience, generally not. I did manage to get married twice tho, but YMMV.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

fatman1683 posted:

In my experience, generally not. I did manage to get married twice tho, but YMMV.

See? Also, are we talking...like, how fat? Over 250?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Vato posted:

See? Also, are we talking...like, how fat? Over 250?

I'm 1,685 lbs and I got married, so anyone can do it.

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
i googled 'real life michelin man' and found this fat baseball player. this has got to be as good as it gets for a 300+ pound man right?


Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Who What Now posted:

I'm 1,685 lbs and I got married, so anyone can do it.

That is very, very fat. Is it glandular? I have to ask.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Vato posted:

That is very, very fat. Is it glandular? I have to ask.

Yes. My glands secret pure milk butter directly into my mouth. And of course by glands I mean nipples.

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cnut
May 3, 2016

nice

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