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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
This is a real question since I've seen tons of wieners and balls and stuff. Has anyone ever seen art of a hemorrhoid? I heard once that like 25% of people have them but I don't think I've ever seen a hemorrhoid in a piece of artwork in my whole life. Please post the hemorrhoid if you know of it.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Sorry to hear 'bout ur 'roid

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

shits been around for a long time yo



its kinda tiny but people back then were smaller

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

also if you have roids get a bidet motherfuckers its like waterjetting your cleanout at home but your colon/rear end in a top hat (just a tip)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

MOOBS! posted:

shits been around for a long time yo



its kinda tiny but people back then were smaller

Thank you, about what era is this hemorrhoid art?

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Pick posted:

Thank you, about what era is this hemorrhoid art?

im sorry i did not study art history im more of a colon/rear end in a top hat expert

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Sure, people popping cysts on YouTube is probably the cutting edge.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

my dog died im sad posted:

Sure, people popping cysts on YouTube is probably the cutting edge.

A hemorrhoid is not that.

EagerSleeper
Feb 3, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I've seen 'roids porn, but I think they were talking about androids or steroids. Sorry, OP.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Brittany spears pergnamt on all 4s giving birth on a bear skin rug.jpg.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Cutting the hemorrhoids - England or Netherlands 12th century

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

MOOBS! posted:

shits been around for a long time yo



its kinda tiny but people back then were smaller

I don't think that's hemorrhoids

TastyAvocado
Dec 9, 2009
You can't do performances where you feed puppies to other animals.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
emoroida

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
filename 'zzzzzzMuslimHemorrhoids'

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cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
i know theres lots of art depicting nutsacks as you say pick, bvut what about artwork depicting testicular torsion?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
well I for one have not seen someone open a pineapple by biting through the rind ?

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Commercial marketing art. It doesn't show the actual hemorrhoid, but I love the image

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Seems reasonable

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
How To Enjoy Anal Sex When You Have Hemorrhoids

geez Pick, did you even open google?

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
There is no taboo in art, only in the artists that make it.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Flambeau posted:

How To Enjoy Anal Sex When You Have Hemorrhoids


Man, I don't know if I'd want to do butt stuff in some creepy, echo-y bear cave. Maybe just under a tree or something.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i learned in surgery that everyone has hemorrhoids, 3 actually. when they get swollen u gotta cut em off. one time i rode my bike too much and got one that was all purple and angry looking, i thought i had rear end cancer for sure.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Zorodius posted:

I don't think that's hemorrhoids

frankly as a colon/rear end in a top hat expert and a general butt journeyman i say you are wrong

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

also fun fact if you develop anal fissures (little butthole tears) a valid treatment involves dilation via dildo

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

I'm pretty much the guy on the left every day

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
a quick google search would have done op but thanks for the content

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

a bone to pick posted:

I'm pretty much the guy on the left every day

I just realized this is three different dudes pooping together.

Squad goals, or some poo poo.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Oh Im not the manager, I'm just the HEMORRHOID INTERN

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Pegging porn is a thing pick

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

Pegging porn is a thing pick

Can we change user A Bone to Pick’s name to A Porn for Pick

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
A heartwarming story of Picks self discovery and gradual acceptance of porn through the life affirming art of pegging

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is that like metroid or whatever? :shrug:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
There was a thread years ago about a guy who saw, from his apartment into theirs, two Down’s syndrome people have sex. I still believe that was the last taboo and as such caused this hell dimension we’re in now.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

There was a thread years ago about a guy who saw, from his apartment into theirs, two Down’s syndrome people have sex. I still believe that was the last taboo and as such caused this hell dimension we’re in now.

it's weird that he was spying on his brother and his mom

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I would like to see artistic hemorrhoids as done by wayne barlowe or hr giger

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Someone should make art about how having hemorrhoids sucks so I can hang it on my wall.

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Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
movements in art are usually about expressing an idea throughout a culture or generation. even if we have paintings about hemorrhoid, i wouldn't really say its been apart of a movement in art, or explored in art.

i would say it would have to be either more specific in whose hemorrhoid or the conditions of how you got one.. for example if someone did paintings on pregnant people who have hemorrhoids with a visual emphasis on the roid. or if an individual purposely got a hemorrhoid and then spread their cheeks and let people look at the hemorrhoid, as a performance piece. then i think we could say we have been exploring hemorrhoids in art.

as far as taboos, we have to consider that the Internet has given us a ton of taboo material, at a moments notice. also we have to then decide what is art and what is just illustration/craft etc. are all those deviant art pictures of fwuffy ponies and engorged women art? i dont think people would consider it Art.

maybe you could argue that when a person embodies their fetish and lives it constantly and in public, it is a performance piece on their sexuality. But i think it isnt Art unless they intentionally decide that their actions are performative, and that there is a goal where the viewer must consider an idea. otherwise its just weirdos who cant keep their sex lives to themselves.

with all this being said I think there is both plenty of taboo material and plenty of unexplored concepts in art. taboo is probably not going to have the shock factor it used to have because there is some weird poo poo on the internet. and some older topics are still culturally shocking, so we could continue to explore these in art. women could do pieces on abortions and plenty of americans would consider it disgusting.

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