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What are the laws on this? If I purchase a retail space in, say, Manhattan, am I allowed to put up a giant sign that just says "gently caress"? Who would come prosecute me? Is it like an FCC thing? For some reason this question is really hard to Google.
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Mar 18, 2018 17:54
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You might get away with it if you spell it with like an X or something?
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Mar 18, 2018 17:55
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There's a store called FCUK, which is close enough.
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Mar 18, 2018 17:57
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Izzhov posted:What are the laws on this? If I purchase a retail space in, say, Manhattan, am I allowed to put up a giant sign that just says "gently caress"? Who would come prosecute me? Is it like an FCC thing? For some reason this question is really hard to Google. that would be trademark infringement 
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Mar 18, 2018 18:01
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How many angry non-customers you want in your store? I’d say it’s all about tact and your crowd. 
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Mar 18, 2018 18:01
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How many angry non-customers you want in your store? I’d say it’s all about tact and your crowd. i loved angry customers. if someone is just incredibly entitled and short with me i can't do jack, but if you cure at or threaten your sandwich artist i can tell you to leave and call the cops if you don't
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Mar 18, 2018 18:03
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Fancy Underwear Calvin Klein Festive Underwater Clay Keys Free Unwanted Child Klaxons Fire Und Cheddar Kakes (it's a German store) Fairly Ugly Chinese Knickers.
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Mar 18, 2018 18:54
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Mar 18, 2018 18:56
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Better question, can I have a bad dragon retail store
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Mar 18, 2018 18:59
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Fake Ugly Chinese Knockoffs The store is an internet café but you can only go to alie express
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Mar 18, 2018 19:03
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Waiting for the jpgs of Chinese retail stores named gently caress
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Mar 18, 2018 19:03
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no, OP
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Mar 18, 2018 19:05
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f-cuck? heh
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Mar 18, 2018 19:59
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What would you sell?
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Mar 18, 2018 20:03
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That's what we've been calling your mom for years OP hth
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Mar 18, 2018 20:37
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Yes, when she skips down the street, we all shout in unison "Well, here comes gently caress!"
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Mar 18, 2018 20:53
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nice
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Mar 18, 2018 21:35
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Better question, can I have a bad dragon retail store It's definitely an under served retail segment.
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Mar 18, 2018 22:11
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Name your store FLICK OP. Then if someone questions it, you can be like no no no.
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Mar 18, 2018 22:13
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You can get creative like this place near me
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Mar 18, 2018 23:18
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Poopy Butthole, LLC
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Mar 18, 2018 23:20
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gently caress’s Authentic NY Style Bagels, with guest chef niggerstomper58
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Mar 18, 2018 23:29
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Buttloads of places named "Pho King _______". There's a Pho King Way down the street from me.
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Mar 18, 2018 23:52
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You can name your store whatever you want. Now, will you get the permits you need if the name contains a cuss? That's another story.
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Mar 19, 2018 00:10
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If I had a store I'd call it CNUT.
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Mar 19, 2018 00:19
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you are better off naming your business "A-1", doesn't matter what you sell it will makes sure you are at the beginning of the phone book
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Mar 19, 2018 00:26
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People don't want to risk losing a bunch of money on a failed business by trying to be an edgelord.
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Mar 19, 2018 00:48
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Dicks sign has balls on it :-D
Slayerjerman fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Mar 19, 2018 |
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Mar 19, 2018 01:23
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Hell Stink posted:What would you sell? I wouldn't, I would just murder everyone who came in the door. But that's not important, I just need to know if I'll get in any legal trouble for putting the word "gently caress" on my storefront.
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Mar 19, 2018 02:03
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Vato posted:You can name your store whatever you want. Now, will you get the permits you need if the name contains a cuss? That's another story. What if I just named the store "Very Good and Law-Abiding Store" and just put "gently caress" up on the sign after I got the permits? Izzhov fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Mar 19, 2018 |
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Mar 19, 2018 02:06
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Rutibex posted:you are better off naming your business "A-1", doesn't matter what you sell it will makes sure you are at the beginning of the phone book hahahahahaha how loving old are you grandpa
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Mar 19, 2018 02:07
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The Dennis System posted:People don't want to risk losing a bunch of money on a failed business by trying to be an edgelord. In this hypothetical I'm a billionaire or whatever and funding it myself. cf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO9PwbtlOIU
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Mar 19, 2018 02:08
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FogHelmut posted:Buttloads of places named "Pho King _______". There's a Pho King Way down the street from me. There’s no Pho King Way...
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Mar 19, 2018 15:45
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Name your store FLICK OP. Then if someone questions it, you can be like no no no. CLINT FLICKS, the videostore specialising in Westerns.
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Mar 19, 2018 15:53
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Mar 19, 2018 16:06
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FogHelmut posted:Buttloads of places named "Pho King _______". There's a Pho King Way down the street from me. Open a Chinese restaurant called "Pho King" Have an in house sauce called "Pho King Sauce" "Yo I told you I didn't want any Pho King sauce on my Pho King chicken" tia
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Mar 19, 2018 16:39
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Worldshatter posted:Open a Chinese restaurant called "Pho King" I saw a Vietnamese place called that and when I laughed someone told me I was racist.
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Mar 19, 2018 16:41
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I'm going to name my clothing store Clothesed
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Mar 19, 2018 17:30
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I used to drive by this place all the time:
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Mar 19, 2018 17:34
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You know, they do nice burgers here
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Mar 19, 2018 17:49
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