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I feel like this was a question asked but never answered.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:31 |
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Hydraulic compression
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:44 |
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this new advertising campaign for cereal is pretty lazy if you ask me.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:44 |
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those guys in marketing need to get their poo poo together. they're animals
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:44 |
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What, did you think they were mostly gold then?
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:50 |
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they answered this in On Golden Graham
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:52 |
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Billy Graham had a strange request for his remains He is inside all of us now
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:52 |
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I hate to break it to you OP, but it's actually made from graham flavored compressed soy byproduct.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:54 |
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Sorry, thought this was the cereal with the sexy voiced bear.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:54 |
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Also who do you think would win in a fist fight: Golden Grahams or Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:56 |
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Golden Grahams vs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a battle that predates time itself
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 03:56 |
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My friends uncle invented bunny bread
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:41 |
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they just put an oversized golden graham between ops mom and the train of dudes
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:45 |
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They are neither golden or grams.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:49 |
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they don't, theres actually very little graham in them
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:51 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:they just put an oversized golden graham between ops mom and the train of dudes
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:52 |
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very carefully
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 05:01 |
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What, no goatse?
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 05:02 |
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Kak posted:Also who do you think would win in a fist fight: Golden Grahams or Cinnamon Toast Crunch? my college cafeteria seemed to want to find this out because they always put the two in the same cereal dispenser
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 05:03 |
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Well you see they mix 9 parts HFCS with 1 part flour and 1 part water and then bake it. Presumably they add some Chinese fake honey flavouring.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 06:27 |
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They send the cereal into a black hole, where it is crushed into a singularity of graham deliciousness.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 06:44 |
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No wait, the real recipe is that they have some basic as gently caress peeps eat graham cracker smores around a fire and then the golden grahams are collected from their assholes a couple hours later.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 06:46 |
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They summon a genie for each box and wish for a box of the gayest cereal imaginable
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 06:49 |
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A cramming machine imo
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 07:20 |
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They get OP's mom to sit on it. Then she uses her weight, farts, and queefs to cram that graham in.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 07:26 |
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electron microscopy and an army of autistic children
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 20:44 |
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They don't even taste like apples
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 21:12 |
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Fractional distillation
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 21:21 |
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FisheyStix posted:They summon a genie for each box and wish for a box of the gayest cereal imaginable these?
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 00:45 |
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LOL (lots of lube)
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 01:44 |
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Duke Pukem posted:these? in my defense there's no way I could have had such eldritch knowledge of gay cereals without consulting the dread Fructonomicon.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 01:48 |
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Sid Vicious posted:Hydraulic compression Close. Actually OPs mom sits on them.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 01:50 |
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EugeneJ posted:Billy Graham had a strange request for his remains Not me, I eat Trix so dead hookers
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 02:01 |
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Cheap East-Asian labor.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 02:21 |
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Some cereal would be good af rn
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 02:29 |
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I called my mom and she said she doesn't have anything to do with making Golden Grahams cereal.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 02:30 |
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Holy poo poo what is Graham anyway The graham cracker was inspired by the preaching of Sylvester Graham, who was a part of and strongly influenced by the 19th century temperance movement; Graham believed that a vegetarian diet anchored by home-made whole grain bread, made from wheat coarsely ground at home, as part of a lifestyle that involved minimizing pleasure and stimulation of all kinds, was how God intended people to live and that following this natural law would keep people healthy. Okay what the gently caress Bobcats fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Mar 20, 2018 |
# ? Mar 20, 2018 02:36 |
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chocolate and cinnamon grahams are a devil's perversion
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 03:18 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 03:29 |
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Kak posted:I called my mom and she said she doesn't have anything to do with making Golden Grahams cereal. Stop interrupting us.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 03:32 |