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Kak
Sep 27, 2002
I feel like this was a question asked but never answered.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hydraulic compression

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

this new advertising campaign for cereal is pretty lazy if you ask me.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

those guys in marketing need to get their poo poo together. they're animals

Beethovens Fist Symphony
Oct 21, 2008
Oven Wrangler
What, did you think they were mostly gold then?

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop
they answered this in On Golden Graham

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Billy Graham had a strange request for his remains

He is inside all of us now

3hands
Feb 23, 2018

I hate to break it to you OP, but it's actually made from graham flavored compressed soy byproduct.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Sorry, thought this was the cereal with the sexy voiced bear.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Also who do you think would win in a fist fight: Golden Grahams or Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Golden Grahams vs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a battle that predates time itself

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
My friends uncle invented bunny bread

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
they just put an oversized golden graham between ops mom and the train of dudes

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
They are neither golden or grams.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


they don't, theres actually very little graham in them

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

gary oldmans diary posted:

they just put an oversized golden graham between ops mom and the train of dudes

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
very carefully

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

What, no goatse?

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Kak posted:

Also who do you think would win in a fist fight: Golden Grahams or Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

my college cafeteria seemed to want to find this out because they always put the two in the same cereal dispenser

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Well you see they mix 9 parts HFCS with 1 part flour and 1 part water and then bake it. Presumably they add some Chinese fake honey flavouring.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
They send the cereal into a black hole, where it is crushed into a singularity of graham deliciousness.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
No wait, the real recipe is that they have some basic as gently caress peeps eat graham cracker smores around a fire and then the golden grahams are collected from their assholes a couple hours later.

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
They summon a genie for each box and wish for a box of the gayest cereal imaginable

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
A cramming machine imo

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
They get OP's mom to sit on it. Then she uses her weight, farts, and queefs to cram that graham in.

inkajoo
Oct 4, 2015

nyes
electron microscopy and an army of autistic children

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


They don't even taste like apples

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Fractional distillation

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


FisheyStix posted:

They summon a genie for each box and wish for a box of the gayest cereal imaginable

these?

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
LOL

(lots of lube)

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

in my defense there's no way I could have had such eldritch knowledge of gay cereals without consulting the dread Fructonomicon.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Sid Vicious posted:

Hydraulic compression

Close. Actually OPs mom sits on them.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

EugeneJ posted:

Billy Graham had a strange request for his remains

He is inside all of us now

Not me, I eat Trix





so dead hookers

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Cheap East-Asian labor.

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:
Some cereal would be good af rn

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
I called my mom and she said she doesn't have anything to do with making Golden Grahams cereal.

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
Holy poo poo what is Graham anyway


The graham cracker was inspired by the preaching of Sylvester Graham, who was a part of and strongly influenced by the 19th century temperance movement; Graham believed that a vegetarian diet anchored by home-made whole grain bread, made from wheat coarsely ground at home, as part of a lifestyle that involved minimizing pleasure and stimulation of all kinds, was how God intended people to live and that following this natural law would keep people healthy.

Okay what the gently caress

Bobcats fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Mar 20, 2018

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop
chocolate and cinnamon grahams are a devil's perversion

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kak posted:

I called my mom and she said she doesn't have anything to do with making Golden Grahams cereal.

Stop interrupting us.

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