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I think it would be nice to get addicted to jerking off because it feels really nice and costs no money. It seems like the best addiction to have, out of all of them.
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What a waste.
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Mar 21, 2018 16:30
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you gonna jerk off at work?
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Mar 21, 2018 16:35
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Hector Beerlioz posted:you gonna jerk off at work? who doesn't
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Mar 21, 2018 16:36
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This is a fantastic idea.
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Mar 21, 2018 16:38
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spb posted:I think it would be nice to get addicted to jerking off because it feels really nice and costs no money. It seems like the best addiction to have, out of all of them. there's worse things to get addicted to, I support you 100% sir
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Mar 21, 2018 16:38
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I spend an inordinate amount of time edging. Only kinky poo poo or threads like this get me to completion 
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Mar 21, 2018 16:52
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Finally a drug my poor rear end can afford.
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Mar 21, 2018 16:54
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Don't conserve your energy and find something constructive to do.
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Mar 21, 2018 16:55
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Jon Pop NC posted:Don't conserve your energy and find something constructive to do. Was there meant to be some punctuation after "Don't", or was that a command?
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Mar 21, 2018 17:03
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Don’t you already post in fyad?
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Mar 21, 2018 17:07
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I wanna be a drug dealer except replace the drugs with handjobs and replace the addicts with beefy dudes
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Mar 21, 2018 17:19
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Hector Beerlioz posted:you gonna jerk off at work? My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I only jerk off, on the Company's time.
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Mar 21, 2018 17:19
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Get addicted to prostate driven orgasms like that old dude.
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Mar 21, 2018 17:37
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i jerked myself today, to see if i still feel i focus on the cum, the only thing that's real
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Mar 21, 2018 17:53
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discharge out my hole the old familiar sting try to close out all the tabs but i remember everything
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Mar 21, 2018 17:53
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And you can have my baaaaalllllssssss, My empire of sperm. 
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Mar 21, 2018 18:06
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VR headsets aren’t free.
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Mar 21, 2018 18:07
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It's probably better to practice moderation. But keep an open mind, I think you'll hear from people with a number of perspectives on it.
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Mar 21, 2018 18:09
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I will let u dowwwwn I will make u spurt 
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Mar 21, 2018 18:09
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If you jerk off you're having sex with a dude so
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Mar 21, 2018 18:09
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you say that but in a few months you'll be buying a $1500 doll and a $3000 PC to use your $800 headset so you can jerk off with your $200 powered masturbator with your $50 lube(because you jack off so fast no ordinary lube would save your dong) And when you're truly screwed you'll actually be paying for porn
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Mar 21, 2018 18:10
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Big Beef City posted:If you jerk off you're having sex with a dude so Depends on what your thinking of while you come. You can be have sex with a with a man if your singing about a woman. Hth
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Mar 21, 2018 18:12
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i've got a dick focker, can you jerk me??
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Mar 21, 2018 18:14
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Lesbian POV VR 
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Mar 21, 2018 18:14
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i'm gonna jack my dick, lubed up my pussy pocket i-i'm cummin, lookin for a napkin, this is fuckin awesome
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Mar 21, 2018 18:52
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Does SomethingAwful support this kind of heinous sin? You should all be ashamed of yourselves for goating this man towards Baphomet's doorstep. I hope you return to the righteous path OP. e: Why don't you get addicted to reading a religious text (from the religion of your choice) instead. svenkatesh fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Mar 21, 2018 |
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Mar 21, 2018 19:16
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Big Beef City posted:If you jerk off you're having sex with a dude so Hey jerking off is already fun and great, you don't have to try to sell it this hard.
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Mar 21, 2018 19:19
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Btw OP don't. It might seem like harmless fun now, but when you're blowing a dude behind Arby's just to get a wank...
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Mar 21, 2018 19:20
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Jerky Boyz gang itt
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Mar 21, 2018 19:40
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Onan the Barbarian over here
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Mar 21, 2018 19:45
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They say it's a young man's game, OP Ah, but I was so much older then I'm younger than that now
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Mar 21, 2018 19:47
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myDad posted:i jerked myself today, to see if i still feel Lololool
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Mar 21, 2018 19:49
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myDad posted:discharge out my hole Flesh Forge posted:I will let u dowwwwn ClamdestineBoyster posted:And you can have my baaaaalllllssssss, This is incredible. Form a band.
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Mar 21, 2018 19:50
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talk about "riding the dragon," am i right?!?!
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Mar 21, 2018 19:50
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Do it. It’s good for your prostate, OP.
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Mar 21, 2018 19:51
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Im a master at baiting. 
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Mar 21, 2018 19:53
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Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:Onan the Barbarian over here Akshually the sin is in not knocking up your dead brother's wife while God's watching from the cuck closet
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Mar 21, 2018 19:55
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Im addicted to jerking off op's mom
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Mar 21, 2018 19:58
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Chinatown posted:Im a master at baiting. 
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