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while the authorities comb through reams of ennui and bullshit sad brains poo poo on this kids computer they haven't as of yet found a motive for how an unemployed 20 year old white lad who only owned one polo shirt might bomb minorities. now hear me out. i clearly know a time traveller when i see one. his bombings were anything but random. heres what i think could be the possible reasons for a time travelling man who mugged a Radio Shack employee for his clothes might have been up to: 1: preventing the white genocide. Now hear me out here. theres clearly no such thing as white genocide. its a loony fantasy that whites are under threat in tyool 2018...buuuuuttt..what about the year 3500? hmm? maybe not so outrageous in the distant..............real distant....like really long out there future white people are actually being poo poo on. im just saying. some hard time truths. 2. time slinging gambler man: on a galactic riverboat that young lad lost a bad hand. a bad hand. it had a real bad smell. a real dirty smell. there was something wrong. that lady cleaned him out. having an in on the Ministry of 23 and Me Genertic Heritage archives he found the link. the thread back to that time, that place in austin where a salsa maker led to the entire line on down to that horrible moment where his shrivelled little jack of hearts was crushed by that devilish queen of spades. 3 his culture uses bombs as greetings: he was just trying to be a good neighbor. he had no idea that shrapnel was frouned upon. America needs a little more collage and a little less melting pot. there are just some ideas. im sure more will come to light as we find the crater he emerged from
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What if he was just from our time and couldn't get laid cause he was poo poo?
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Mar 22, 2018 04:10
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The Bananana posted:What if he was just from our time and couldn't get laid cause he was poo poo? his time machine used blue balls at fuel
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Mar 22, 2018 04:11
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i think he was, possibly, from the medieval period. we might never know the truth.
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Mar 22, 2018 04:11
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cast away actually happened and Chuck Noland and Wilsons love child gets his revenge on Fedex.
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Mar 22, 2018 04:19
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he kept trying to anonymously mail birthday cakes and failed spectacularly
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Mar 22, 2018 04:27
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you just wanted to use the box tag didn’t you
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Mar 22, 2018 04:30
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im a serial bomber too OP of office bathrooms. 
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Mar 22, 2018 04:34
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curlys gold posted:you just wanted to use the box tag didn’t you little did they know what they were in for when they signed up for Bombs of The Month subscription service
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Mar 22, 2018 04:34
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the pattern of his bombings, when connected via strings on a large map of austin tx criss crosses at the exact location of the lost Nazi Gold Train. the bomber was extemely into 2 out of three of these things
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Mar 22, 2018 04:54
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What if he was trying to stop Future Black Hitler of 2069 and didn't check that he had the right address before going on a one-way trip to the past?
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Mar 22, 2018 05:17
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Colonel Cancer posted:What if he was trying to stop Future Black Hitler of 2069 and didn't check that he had the right address before going on a one-way trip to the past? OR MAYBE HE DID?!
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Mar 22, 2018 05:20
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The Bananana posted:What if he was just from our time and couldn't get laid cause he was poo poo? but how are you posting here if you just blew yourself up
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Mar 22, 2018 05:21
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the explosion that killed him was actually a time paradox that caught up with him after he exploded himself as a baby
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Mar 22, 2018 05:21
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Noblesse Obliged posted:OR MAYBE HE DID?! We'll have to wait till '69  You can probably justify any insane murder as a time traveler killing future Hitler. Makes u think.
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Mar 22, 2018 05:23
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curlys gold posted:the explosion that killed him was actually a time paradox that caught up with him after he exploded himself as a baby you cant touch yourself in the past as per the 3 laws of Time Cop so it was only a matter of time before blue balls and a victoria secret billboard caught up to him
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Mar 22, 2018 05:23
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So he was Johnny Fiveaces?
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Mar 22, 2018 05:24
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Muslim named Time Cop *Disclaimer - the bomber is actually a honkey
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Mar 22, 2018 05:25
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And his real name was John Titor.
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Mar 22, 2018 05:26
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Heller Skelter!!!
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Mar 22, 2018 05:26
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Batterypowered7 posted:And his real name was John Titor. And John Titor's real name? Stephen Paddock.
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Mar 22, 2018 05:36
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imagine four bombs on the edge of a porch...
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Mar 22, 2018 05:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI
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Mar 22, 2018 05:44
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agreed but the Trump one
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Oscar Wild posted:So he was Johnny Fiveaces? Imagine four bombs in the edge of Austin
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Mar 22, 2018 06:03
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did he gently caress his mom
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Mar 22, 2018 06:22
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some interesting ideas OP
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Mar 22, 2018 06:30
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I thought he was just a homeschooled loser
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Mar 22, 2018 07:11
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maybe he also paid for a mensa membership ?
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Mar 22, 2018 07:12
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The fact that incels have come together and labeled themselves is incredibly sad and speaks volumes about the times we live in.
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Mar 22, 2018 07:18
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great big cardboard tube posted:The fact that incels have come together and labeled themselves is incredibly sad and speaks volumes about the times we live in. not really sure they have come together
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Mar 22, 2018 07:26
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Noblesse Obliged posted:the pattern of his bombings, when connected via strings on a large map of austin tx criss crosses at the exact location of the lost Nazi Gold Train. Lol
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Mar 22, 2018 07:58
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let it mellow posted:not really sure they have come together I think you're playing on words as if I said cum but I guarantee you most of these fuckers have cummed together posting online about killing people
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Mar 22, 2018 08:34
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imagine being such a fail rear end human that: - finding another human who will agree to have sex with you is too much effort - bombing or shooting everyone until they kill you back is a reasonable amount of effort, and a plan which you carry out it just isn't that hard to get laid
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Mar 22, 2018 08:52
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I managed to make poor enough decisions to procreate when I don't want to, I can't imagine being so much of a fuckup that I'd be jealous of me but I know someone somewhere is so angry I have the privilege to complain about that they want to kill people about it.
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Mar 22, 2018 09:04
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Sorry about your unwanted kid
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Mar 22, 2018 09:15
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The whole thing was a publicity stunt for sxsw paid for by some tech pr firm
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Mar 22, 2018 18:29
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He was from the same time as us but a parrellel universe where killing yourself with a bomb is considered a polite greeting
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I always wanted to go back in time and blow myself.
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