Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
no text

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
i've got some clocks to sell

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
they've got birds and poo poo inside. i'm not a clockologist. you buying these things, or not?

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo

Manifisto posted:

such as, can I smoke weed out of it?

you pay 20 loving dollars for this clock, and i don't care if you stick your rancid weiner inside of it.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
also, this is, bar none, the worst swap meet i've ever patronized.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
ahhhhhhhhhhh, ok. fine. give me your trash. i just want to get out of this drat hellhole. one condition: i get to see you do a hot weiner.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'm presuming you know what that is.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
i make an angry face and then say, "the clock is now 25 dollars."

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo

Darkman Fanpage posted:

you cant just keep raising the price of the clock because you’re mad at me

first of all, stay out of this.

second of all, i can.

i own the clock.

read the constitution, motherfucker.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
ok. i'll give you back the skeeball tickets, and 7 dollars, you take the clock, and i get out of this shithole city.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
i say to myself, 'drat. my drug addict clock making father dying turns out to have been a blessing in disguise. i've never had as much material for my novel "tales of a swap meet clock seller"! but at the same time, i mourn the tragic circumstances that lead my patriarch to the poppy. at least he left me this collection of priceless time-pieces...'

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

sector_corrector

by Nyc_Tattoo
Somebody stole all my clocks while I was gone.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

  • Locked thread