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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 05:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:45 |
i've got some clocks to sell
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 06:10 |
they've got birds and poo poo inside. i'm not a clockologist. you buying these things, or not?
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 06:15 |
Manifisto posted:such as, can I smoke weed out of it? you pay 20 loving dollars for this clock, and i don't care if you stick your rancid weiner inside of it. ---------------- |
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 06:30 |
also, this is, bar none, the worst swap meet i've ever patronized.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 06:31 |
ahhhhhhhhhhh, ok. fine. give me your trash. i just want to get out of this drat hellhole. one condition: i get to see you do a hot weiner.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 06:45 |
i'm presuming you know what that is.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 06:45 |
i make an angry face and then say, "the clock is now 25 dollars."
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 06:55 |
Darkman Fanpage posted:you cant just keep raising the price of the clock because you’re mad at me first of all, stay out of this. second of all, i can. i own the clock. read the constitution, motherfucker. ---------------- |
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 07:07 |
ok. i'll give you back the skeeball tickets, and 7 dollars, you take the clock, and i get out of this shithole city.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 07:10 |
i say to myself, 'drat. my drug addict clock making father dying turns out to have been a blessing in disguise. i've never had as much material for my novel "tales of a swap meet clock seller"! but at the same time, i mourn the tragic circumstances that lead my patriarch to the poppy. at least he left me this collection of priceless time-pieces...'
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 07:11 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:45 |
Somebody stole all my clocks while I was gone.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 07:55 |