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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I know we have gone over sandwich definitions out the dim sum.

But what makes a sport?

For example a person who decides to run around the block isn't really doing a sport. That person is just out and about. But what if they start going around all the blocks and start keeping track of how fast they can get around all those blocks? Does that make it a sport or just timed exercise? What happens when they compare their times around a certain route against their friends? Isn't that just now a competitive exercise?

A sport needs to have a winner and a loser and otherwise it's just a hobby, a past-time, an exercise, otherwise still a fun thing to do but certainly not a sport.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

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Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
betting

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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I think a more important distinction is where the line is that distinguishes an athlete and a player. Arguably by a lot of definitions stuff like poker or ~esportz~ are sports in the sense that they are competitive and have tournaments and people can make a living off of them, but you'll never get me to call some malnourished korean guy an athlete just because he clicks the mouse really fast in the right places. Generally I think there is a lot of leeway in what we call a "sport", but they aren't all the same and I hate how apparently "e-athlete" is a thing people say in a non-joking/mocking way.

Woden
May 6, 2006
PEDs

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A game but I don't find it fun to play.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I think a more important distinction is where the line is that distinguishes an athlete and a player. Arguably by a lot of definitions stuff like poker or ~esportz~ are sports in the sense that they are competitive and have tournaments and people can make a living off of them, but you'll never get me to call some malnourished korean guy an athlete just because he clicks the mouse really fast in the right places. Generally I think there is a lot of leeway in what we call a "sport", but they aren't all the same and I hate how apparently "e-athlete" is a thing people say in a non-joking/mocking way.

real atheletes move

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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super sweet best pal posted:

A game but I don't find it fun to play.
this might be one. is it fun to do? or is it a loving burden??? maybe if its a burden its a sport.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Orkin Mang posted:

real atheletes move

I think golf is where the gray area starts, although every time i see pictures of the president golfing it becomes less gray tbh. They are outside, they are doing physical activities, but you can still be fat (to an extent) and still be good at it because your caddy will just do the hard parts like carrying your clubs for you and running ahead to find your ball.

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Jul 13, 2017

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Aug 15, 2015
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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
but what about human statue comp 'i eat rear end'. are they not poised wonders. oval office

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

its not a sport until people get mad about it

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Mar 21, 2018

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If it stops you from going out and killing a man in cold blood it’s a sport

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
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There has to be some sort of athleticism and also competition.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Orkin Mang posted:

'Enormous tits'
defiantly more of a hobby my man

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
'enormous Tits'

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

it's a physical activity you continually train for so that you can be "better" than the other participants

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Orkin Mang posted:

'enormous Tits'

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

what did u think of the last jedi?

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Orkin Mang posted:

what did u think of the last jedi?

I thought they did a excellent job casting captain kirk

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

this might be one. is it fun to do? or is it a loving burden??? maybe if its a burden its a sport.

MOBAs are definitely sports.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
If you can buy the equipment in a sporting goods store it's a sport. For context I'm a competitive dehydrated foods eater

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Aug 15, 2015
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Alucard posted:

If you can buy the equipment in a sporting goods store it's a sport. For context I'm a competitive dehydrated foods eater

Cool you can get folding chairs there for competitive sittin. :clint:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
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They have bathrooms and i love watersports.

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

yogizh posted:

Corrupted refs and a lot of aids.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Any game adult men can/do compete in

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Alucard posted:

If you can buy the equipment in a sporting goods store it's a sport. For context I'm a competitive dehydrated foods eater

my local sporting goods store sells fidget spinners and those things with wheels which are definitely not a 'hoverboard'

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Any game adult men can/do compete in

I agree, horse racing is NOT a sport no matter what any idiot says

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
If your average facility has a bar it's probably just a game

Like darts bowling curling and golf

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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SeXReX posted:

If your average facility has a bar it's probably just a game

Like darts bowling curling and golf

I don’t know what football is like where you come from but where I come from it’s illegal to not serve beer at a football ground no matter how small it is

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Sep 6, 2011

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


nah, then all the adderall makes playing video games a sport.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Is excessive drinking a sport?

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