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http://www.newsweek.com/science-proves-flies-enjoy-ejaculating-891940 I'd make a joke about the scientists sucking the fly's dick but actually their so smart they figured out how to genetically engineer flies that bust whenever they see a red light. Then those flies were like "I loving love science" and starting looking at red lights all the time. The article doesn't mention whether the scientists drank all the cum afterwards but they probably did. This is a huge step forward, one day the scientific community may prove without a shadow of a doubt that it feels good to have sex.
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Unlimited cum
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i wish i would cum every time i saw a red light, would make the commute to work a lot more fun!!!!
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Nooner posted:i wish i would cum every time i saw a red light, would make the commute to work a lot more fun!!!! being one of the flies in that experiment would be bad rear end
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Once again, automation steals jobs from hard working Americans, this time at the fly dick sucking factory.
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droppin loads in the club when they shine the RED LIGHT
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Gross.
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Tens of thousands of red lights, but I'm still a virgin.
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Nice to see a follow up on Pavlov's lesser known experiments
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This is my favorite kind of science. Most scientists want to work toward some kind of beneficial discovery that will further mankind, but these guys just wanted to make flies nut in a really unconventional way. Godspeed, you weirdos 
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if premature ejaculation makes you fly, call me fly'les davis
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Arrhythmia posted:Once again, automation steals jobs from hard working Americans, this time at the fly dick sucking factory. Dont sign your posts
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This is powerful knowledge in conjunction with Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk19yT8ZSbg
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When are they making this for humans?
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Wamdoodle posted:When are they making this for humans? they already have ASMR Hands Free Orgasm Induction Hypnosis videos.
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It'd be cool if they spent money researching something we didn't already know "things like to blow loads" no poo poo geniuses you loving Einstein galaxy brains
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Nooner posted:i wish i would cum every time i saw a red light, would make the commute to work a lot more fun!!!! You'd have to wear diapers lmao
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I like to eat poo poo and cum too
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all the news that's fit to print
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Moridin920 posted:You'd have to wear diapers lmao It works for Tim Legion
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Roooooxanne! You're gonna have to put on the red light!
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Big Beef City posted:Roooooxanne! You're gonna have to put on the red light!
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go to a cincinatti reds game and cum constantly
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Somewhere Jeff Goldblum is reading the news and nodding vigorously
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Putty posted:hey guys look at this 
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Putty posted:hey guys look at this 
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The red light district covered with fly jizz.
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scientist voice: this red light thing has been a godsend, we're getting our research done much faster than back when we used to force grad students to let the flys gently caress them
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Putty posted:hey guys look at this 
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