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i cant remember what 7 x 6 is no matter how many times i try, what do you have for me ?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 02:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:24 |
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My farts smell really bad. What elixir would best suit me?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 10:52 |
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I want bigger cums, what have you got in stock for this?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 13:51 |
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Kinsky posted:lol this is a good thread
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 13:57 |
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What salves or lozenges are you taking to have such a prodigious vocabulary? I'd suspect the mighty thesaurus, but even thesauruses don't include such delectable English dialect!
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 15:10 |
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I want my NES to output an RGB signal. How can you help me?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 15:52 |
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My cat doesn't seem to like me. Do you stock product for furry friends?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 18:29 |
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My anus itches at levels that are seemingly unhuman. Do you have a slurry that will cure what ails me?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 21:07 |
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Do you have anything for siamese twins? Asking for two friends
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 02:56 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:Do you mean twins who are Siamese by race, or you are you using the colloquial term for twins whom God has seen fit to physically bond to one another? Yes.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 10:47 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:Better use a whole bottle of euthanasia oil then. I find it pays in the long run to always err on the side of caution, don't you agree sir? I do agree! Does your establishment stock a size 10 pair of wooden shoes?
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 14:08 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:If sir is desirous of a pair of clogs, he should find one of this city's malodorous population of cobblers, there are a number of hovels on jermyn street that play home to such individuals. Serious question, how do you have this kind of hilarious knowledge of old timey terminology? Read a bunch of Terry Pratchett as a kid? Or is there some sort of website you're plugging normal sentences into and it's producing this? It's loving hilarious
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 15:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:24 |
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Master Flumpwhistle, I must inquire about something. How did you come to meet Sir Geoffrey Molleston? This is of utmost importance.
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