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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Welcome to J.B. Flumpwhistle & Sons! SA's very own old timey chemist
 
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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord
give me a glass of the robert heinlein special, op

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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jazzyhattrick posted:

We don't carry any products made by the filthy Hun in this establishment sir, I would kindly ask that you take your custom elsewhere.

I'm p sure he was in the US Navy so he wasn't a hun.

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord

jazzyhattrick posted:

A hun that happens to speak english is still a hun. Measure his skull and you will surely find the pronounced brow of the mountebank and the temples of a criminal brute, in short you shall be measuring the skull of a german. One does not change one's race by moving to a different continent. I said good day sir!

But he did write Starship Troopers and Stranger in a Strange Land.

Also it's evening btw

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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jazzyhattrick posted:

CLEMSHORE! LUBRICANT!

Madam, if you would step into my phrenology nook I will be with you momentarily.


Sir this is nineteenth century London, any man who talks of "starships" is a lackbrain, a dipsomaniac or some combination of the two. And yes I include Jules so called Verne in those categories.

If it's nineteenth century London just like give me a few hundred bottles of your finest authentic absinthe. I have a shitload of pound sterling that some museums let me borrow.

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