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It loving sucks. Almonds loving suck and you can fight me
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I hate cashews and I bet you're a little bitch anyway, gently caress you
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Apr 24, 2018 01:43
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if you think almonds suck you are an actual retard
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Apr 24, 2018 01:43
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i gently caress cantaloupes for breakfast. you ain't poo poo to me
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Apr 24, 2018 01:43
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you can have me for breakfast, lunch and dinner bby  also go to hell & poo poo on your mother
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Apr 24, 2018 01:45
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Cantaloupe posted:you can have me for breakfast, lunch and dinner bby That other guy called me a retard but I dont have a comeback so I don't have time for you anymore
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Apr 24, 2018 01:46
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Evil Agita posted:It loving sucks. Almonds loving suck and you can fight me this is literally a famous andy rooney bit from 60 mins
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Apr 24, 2018 01:47
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Just buy a can of cashews if that's what you really want, ya dumb dumb
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Apr 24, 2018 01:47
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Heh, score another for the Almond Industrial Complex 
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Apr 24, 2018 01:47
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Smythe posted:this is literally a famous andy rooney bit from 60 mins did people call him a retard because this all isn't turning out how i planned
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Apr 24, 2018 01:47
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 These are really loving good
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Apr 24, 2018 01:48
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At least they are not peanuts.
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Apr 24, 2018 01:49
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cashews are the greasiest nuts
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Apr 24, 2018 01:50
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Evil Agita posted:did people call him a retard because this all isn't turning out how i planned https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mixed-nuts-12-28-97/ quote:Andy Rooney had some time on his hands one Saturday back in 1997 and decided to put it to "good use." What's "good use" to Andy? Figuring out just how mixed are mixed nuts. That's right. Andy opened several cans of mixed nuts and counted how many cashews, peanuts, almonds and pecans were in each.
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Apr 24, 2018 01:51
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cashews are great they shortchange you in mixed nuts because they're cheap LOAD it all up with peanuts PEANUTS ARE THE TRASH TIER NUT
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Apr 24, 2018 01:52
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Almonds suck because it takes 4 gallons of water to grow one nut. Cashews are freakin delicious.
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Apr 24, 2018 01:58
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The almonds are meh, but at least they're not brazil nuts. Why yes, I'd love a GIANT TERRIBLE WEDGE in my handful of actually good nuts.
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Apr 24, 2018 01:59
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I accidentally bought a large bag of raw almonds, thinking they would be as good as normal almonds at a great price per unit mass, and they are worse than peanuts or brazil nuts "raw" almonds are pasteurized to prevent diarrhea via salmonella
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Apr 24, 2018 02:00
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I find the ratios of a typical "mixed nut" selection largely acceptable. It's neither funny nor interesting, but its true. I also prefer when they throw some raisins in there.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:06
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because 17 18 19
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Apr 24, 2018 02:07
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The Brazil nut is the # 1 nut for rectal insertion IF it has been shelled. If still in the shell, #1 is the pecan. Not understanding the difference is a common rookie mistake.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:09
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It's because cashews are expensive.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:11
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Pistachios or go loving kill your self because you're a failure of a human and no one loves you.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:16
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just bought a pound of wasabi almonds off amazon, thanks op. you can collect your referral bonus now
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Apr 24, 2018 02:25
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Spinster posted:Almonds suck because it takes 4 gallons of water to grow one nut. Is this for real? I like an almond but now I may have to reconsider...
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Apr 24, 2018 02:30
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Spinster posted:Almonds suck because it takes 4 gallons of water to grow one nut.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:32
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gently caress you almonds rule
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Apr 24, 2018 02:36
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A lot of them aren't really even nuts, like raisins, M and M's, craisins, and cashews for example.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:40
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King of Bees posted:A lot of them aren't really even nuts, like raisins, M and M's, craisins, and cashews for example.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:41
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The worst nuts are hazelnuts aka filberts, they taste like wood chips. Get this round acorn-looking poo poo out of my premium can of mixed nuts.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:42
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a hole-y ghost posted:geez where are you guys getting these third rate mixed nuts Did you know a peanut was a lagoon? It grows underground like a mini potoato. 
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Apr 24, 2018 02:46
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King of Bees posted:Did you know a peanut was a lagoon? It grows underground like a mini potoato.
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Apr 24, 2018 02:48
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a hole-y ghost posted:have you ever cooked a peanut and put a tiny crumb of butter, a tiny bit of cheese, a tiny dollop of sour cream, and miniscule minced green onions inside? It's not very satisfying, and it takes too long. For you - Bane
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Apr 24, 2018 02:55
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King of Bees posted:For you - Bane
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Apr 24, 2018 02:55
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op likes consuming the nuts, but not the wrong nuts??!!
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Apr 24, 2018 03:08
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a hole-y ghost posted:almonds are delicious and furthermore it takes like 3.5 gallons of water for one cashew yeah but cashews grow in the rainforest
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Apr 24, 2018 03:27
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isn't this literally a bit from curb your enthusiasm
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Apr 24, 2018 03:28
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The gently caress is up with Brazilian nuts? Sometimes they taste like wax paste when chewed up, other times it has a weird bitter aftertaste that makes you think its poison?
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Apr 24, 2018 03:29
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cashew touch yourself at night op
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Trickle-down-nutanomics
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