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Who will the magic hobo select #1 overall?
This poll is closed.
Sam Darnold 15 31.91%
Josh Rosen 4 8.51%
Josh Allen 9 19.15%
Baker Mayfield 12 25.53%
Lamar Jackson 3 6.38%
Saquon Barkley 4 8.51%
Total: 47 votes
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Where: Arlington Texas
When: 8pm EST Thursday
How to watch: Will be on TV: NFL Network, FOX, ESPN, ESPN2, ABC
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Who should I make fun of: Whatever team drafts Josh Allen.
How do I know if a player is good?: Type their name in here: https://www.mockdraftable.com/
Bwuh?: The draft tracker here is fine, and also has profiles of literally everyone including grades. Just regurgitate what this says and watch a youtube video set to some trap of highlights and you'll be as smart as everyone here. https://www.nfl.com/draft/home

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Frank Ragnow from the Razorbacks

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

kalen ballage is the next david johnson

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Looking foward to watching Mike Tannenbaum gently caress this all up hoe does this man have a loving job

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Once you reach a certain point you're beyond professional repercussions. Outside of being a fall guy. They all worry that if Tannenbaum got fired for being an idiot they'd be next. What I don't get is why they pay these guys so much when I'll toss out idiotic hot takes for free.


Christian Kirk goes in the 1st. Harold Landry is the draft's best pass rusher. Kyle Lauletta is the next Russel Wilson!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Can't wait for some crippled kids to save the commish from some boos.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I know what I won't be watching tomorrow

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

I know what I won't be watching tomorrow

Your loss when someone picks Josh Allen and you don't get to post

:gary::allbuttons::allbuttons::yarg:

to try and get into a Gif.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I tried to do a top 10 mock draft for this thread. It's impossible. I got to like 5, crumpled it up and threw it in the trash.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Intruder posted:

I know what I won't be watching tomorrow

I must bear witness


...I've had too many opportunities to say that about the Broncos lately

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kalli posted:

Your loss when someone picks Josh Allen and you don't get to post

:gary::allbuttons::allbuttons::yarg:

to try and get into a Gif.

Or when the Texans pull some magic and end up with Barklhahahahaha

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Bold Prediction: The Rams will not take a player in the first round

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Browns trade #1 to the Bills. Browns get #12 and #22 and 2019 #1.

Browns draft Lamar Jackson at #4. Chubb/Barkley/Fitzpatrick at #12. OT/G at #22.

Browns go 4-12, claim progress, Hue fired, cycle repeat, sadness continues.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Allen slips to the 2nd

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Okay, my bold prediction is that Rosen falls out of the top ten.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Intruder posted:

I know what I won't be watching tomorrow
:hfive: Welcome to the not picking Thursday because we gave up the farm for a QB party

Don't you even loving think about it, Veach

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

BlindSite posted:

Allen slips to the 2nd

l'm almost sure my dumb team will draft him if he makes it to 28

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

l'm almost sure my dumb team will draft him if he makes it to 28

Gun to my head I'd predict he goes top 15 but I think it would be funny in a way if everyone ready to guffaw at some team taking him high doeant happen and he goes in the 2nd.

I think the Steelers keep beefing up their defense and just ride big ben till he dies.

Although I wouldn't be surprised to see them jump on Jackson if he was there.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I think Lamar Jackson is gonna get drafted ahead of Josh Allen.

Watch Buffalo prove me wrong by trading up for Allen.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I think Steelers take either an OLB or DB in the first. In the 5th they will draft a WR that will be a HoF'er.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

BlindSite posted:

Gun to my head I'd predict he goes top 15 but I think it would be funny in a way if everyone ready to guffaw at some team taking him high doeant happen and he goes in the 2nd.

I think the Steelers keep beefing up their defense and just ride big ben till he dies.

Although I wouldn't be surprised to see them jump on Jackson if he was there.

That's what they should do, but bc the back half of the 1st round is pretty weak this year, I can see them taking one of the QBs. If Jackson is still there, they take him 100% no matter who is still on the board. Allen I'd put about 95%, depending if Rashaan Evans or Leighton Van der Esch are still available, or if some top flight defensive talent at any position inexplicably falls to them (as seems to happen every year with the Steelers). 95% sure they take Mason Rudolph in round 2, unless they get Jackson or Allen earlier

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

swickles posted:

I think Steelers take either an OLB or DB in the first. In the 5th they will draft a WR that will be a HoF'er.

They'll take Derrius Guice if he's still on the board

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Bold prediction: Quenton Nelson will be on the board when the Colts pick, but they won't take him

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

I think Lamar Jackson is gonna get drafted ahead of Josh Allen.

Watch Buffalo prove me wrong by trading up for Allen.

I think the Bills will trade up for Allen between 4 and 7.

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
The browns will finally do the consensus smart thing and not draft Allen, only for their pick to bust and Allen becomes a HoF starter.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



An impressive OP.

But....

Have you considered....

That a team should draft Josh Allen?

Edit:

Also :lol: to anyone who goes the the Vikings draft party only for them to trade down to the 2nd round.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I'm not 100% sure anyone knows what the gently caress when it comes to the draft and players doing well in the NFL and all this is biggest pile of moneymaking hoopla in the end for someone or like Burn After Reading, a huge waste of entertaining time.

How would the draft go based on how hot their wives/girlfriends/mothers/boyfriends are?

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Assuming the Broncos stand pat at 5, they'll draft Chubb if he's available. If he's not, Saquon.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Elephanthead posted:

Can't wait for some crippled kids to save the commish from some boos.

This was legit the best part of last years draft.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Gatts posted:

I'm not 100% sure anyone knows what the gently caress when it comes to the draft and players doing well in the NFL and all this is biggest pile of moneymaking hoopla in the end for someone or like Burn After Reading, a huge waste of entertaining time.

How would the draft go based on how hot their wives/girlfriends/mothers/boyfriends are?

I really want the bears to draft equanimeous St brown in the 2nd, in part because his dad has some sweet old time bodybuilding photos that would get shown all the time.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Rooting for the titans to nab vander esch but i really don't care honestly. Hope the browns gently caress up real bad

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Buffalo is gonna trade away their picks for Nick Foles.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Hell yeah chumbps it's drafting day. I want my team, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, to draft Derwin James (S, FSU)

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I wonder if the Browns are the ones putting out a concentrated effort to drop Rosen so they can go 1. Barkley 4. Rosen

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Not Bold Prediction: New England trades one of their firsts for a bunch of other picks and drafts a tackle with their other first.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

kidcoelacanth posted:

Hell yeah chumbps it's drafting day. I want my team, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, to draft Derwin James (S, FSU)

Same. :hfive:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Not Bold Prediction: New England trades one of their firsts for a bunch of other picks and drafts a tackle with their other first.

I don't think there's a tackle to draft where they'll be picking.

Now defensive tackle or linebacker....

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Homestar Runner posted:

Assuming the Broncos stand pat at 5, they'll draft Chubb if he's available. If he's not, Saquon.

You are 100% right but I hope a trade down leads to Lamar

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
At least I have game 1 of Pens vs Caps to keep me occupied between the endless commercials tonight

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Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
I think the Denver Broncos will draft Josh Allen.

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