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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Juan Bernat and Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting are having a medical check in Paris right now and will be joining PSG lmfao.

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Choupo is a quality plan b

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Healbot posted:

Juan Bernat and Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting are having a medical check in Paris right now and will be joining PSG lmfao.

Jean-Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Choupo-Moting is such a nothing player. I really can't believe that PSG are after him. The initial rumours were that they were going to pay £15m for him but now it looks like he's going on a free, which is disappointing. Would have been nice to get something for him, he's still got 2 years left on his contract and its not like PSG are hurting for cash.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol i thought he was really young which might be why they wanted him but he's 29

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


I thought he's been a free agent for a year but no, the scouts at Stoke haven't done their job.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Healbot posted:

Juan Bernat and Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting are having a medical check in Paris right now and will be joining PSG lmfao.

So we have a left back lined up to replace Bernat, right? Right???

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


ephex posted:

So we have a left back lined up to replace Bernat, right? Right???

I hear Uli has been training in secret.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Hmmm Real Madrid resigned some kid from Lyon and gave him the #7 shirt. Sold for €8m a year ago and bought back for €30. Brilliant stuff

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


They only acted because Sevilla was about to buy him too.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Would I eat a probation if I were to use bold on account of a footballer linked to a club subscribing to said club on Instagram?
The letter of the rules says yes, but the spirit

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Alexeythegreat posted:

Would I eat a probation if I were to use bold on account of a footballer linked to a club subscribing to said club on Instagram?
The letter of the rules says yes, but the spirit

the spirit says yes too op. Anyone can like any club on instagram.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Alexeythegreat posted:

Would I eat a probation if I were to use bold on account of a footballer linked to a club subscribing to said club on Instagram?
The letter of the rules says yes, but the spirit

You should get a probe just for asking. And I should get one for replying :tinfoil:

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Celtic have just accepted a bid for Dembélé after he told Brendan to go gently caress himself.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Total Meatlove posted:

Celtic have just accepted a bid for Dembélé after he told Brendan to go gently caress himself.

I don't think this is going to be a good season for The Brodge.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Brazilian legend(ary permacrock) Ganso has joined noted cool Ligue 1 team Amiens SC closing out a tidy window for us :rms: Loan with option to buy

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
boro have signed danny batth and george saville

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

julian assflange posted:

Brazilian legend(ary permacrock) Ganso has joined noted cool Ligue 1 team Amiens SC closing out a tidy window for us :rms: Loan with option to buy

FM12 (I think that’s the right year) legend :unsmith:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

boro have signed danny batth and george saville

They both sound like Football Manager regens.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Brony Car posted:

I don't think this is going to be a good season for The Brodge.

They had a scottish football pundit on The Game this week who agreed with Alison Rudd's theory that Rodgers was expecting to be offered a big job in a top european league after pretty much doing everything he could with Celtic and now seems a bit miffed no-one came in for him.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Paul Scholes has joined Royton Town on a short term contract. Written on back of pie packet.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Marchisio decided to join Zenit after all. His other offers were Leganes and Porto, so this is understandable even if Russia is no longer China-lite

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
You think he'll be a starter?

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Absolutely

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Alexeythegreat posted:

Marchisio decided to join Zenit after all. His other offers were Leganes and Porto, so this is understandable even if Russia is no longer China-lite
Is Porto supposed to be less desirable than Zenit

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Vegetable posted:

Is Porto supposed to be less desirable than Zenit

If I'm picking weather I'm picking Porto but they're both on a pretty similar level in terms of international clout.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Zenit probably pays a higher wage.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Poor lad.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Former United wondergoalkid Federico Macheda has joined Panathinaikos.

http://twitter.com/paofc_/status/1036672479593484293

Boy, his career sure is on a trajectory.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
St Petersburg is full of older men enjoying the italianate architecture and permissive attitude to sex. The Portuguese are a gloomy moustachioed bunch and that's just the women. They also have a leftwing govt so pay more tax

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Vegetable posted:

Is Porto supposed to be less desirable than Zenit

Looks like someone is still in 2004

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

John Terry has apparently signed with Spartak Moscow.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Shrapnig posted:

John Terry has apparently signed with Spartak Moscow.

As a player?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

pik_d posted:

As a player?

On a two year contract.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/sep/08/john-terry-set-to-join-spartak-moscow

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Do they play where he fell on his rear end?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Why :wtc:

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Maybe they said 'please' five times

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
he'd basically been running to moscow with his kit and shinpads on to help harry kane lift the cup, got there a month too late, was too embarassed to go home

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

hadji murad posted:

Do they play where he fell on his rear end?

No


Three centerbacks out of four are crocked, two of them with crucial ligament injuries, and he probably wouldn't agree to a one-year contract, which is the optimal one for the club

nutri_void fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Sep 9, 2018

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Is he going into their EL squad because I have concerns

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