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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I have a hard time believing anyone that listens to, has seen, or is in any way associated with the Dave Matthews band is not a sexual deviant. The kind that they have to use chemical castration on, you know?

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hell Yeah posted:

i like dave matthews band

Deviant sexual behavior takes all forms. I see by your avatar you are pretty into bonin'.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EugeneJ posted:

traumatized by sexting

Believe me, I could send you some texts that would, at the least, leave you queasy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EugeneJ posted:

If I was homeless in San Francisco, was helped by some famous musician to start a music career, and then all he asked for in return was a beej, I would be all over that dick

...you know...

:hmmyes:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Former DILF posted:

Real fans just call him Dave

Or Ms. Jackson if you nasty.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

...don't you tempt me, missy.

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