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A Tad Ghostal
Dec 2, 2014

Not only do they taste nasty, they look nasty AF and the texture of it looks like yellow stuffed pudding. How do the majority of you guys eat this poo poo? I've seen people even put milk and cheese with it when scrampling it on a fryan pan, making it look buttery. It's disgusting.

I personally like my eggs whipped with salt and pepper. Get the frying pan hot with some veggie oil and then put the eggs in and just stir it up nicely and put some chives on it. My eggs are dry but I eat it with white rice and a glass of milk. It's great.


Pic of nasty westernized scrampled eggs



Pic of perfect styled scrampled eggs

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Stop enjoying things I don't like OP

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
yeah i've never liked the idea that cooked eggs should be gooey either, i always cook mine until they're actually solid

julia child's recipe for a french omelette is actually my favorite way of cooking them but it doesn't work with more than two at once and i usually go for more like 4 in one meal

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I think you just have been cooked some lovely scrambled eggs my dude.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I call em dairy'd eggs

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
why scramble when you can make an omelet du fromage?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I'm gonna scrample your face op

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I too, hate scrampled eggs. I prefer my egg in omplette form.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
poached is the best

you can cheat and use a silicon thing

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Gordon Ramsay makes scrambled eggs with 12 lbs of butter and some heavy cream.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Do you use a towel with every meal or just Eggs

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

A Tad Ghostal posted:

fryan pan

scrampled eggs

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


this looks like fu yung eggs which is different to scrambled eggs op you dribbling dipshit

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!

Nooner posted:

why scramble when you can make an omelet du fromage?

That's all you can say

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gently caress off canpakes

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

op may have spelled some words wrong but he's 100% right. eggs shouldnt have the look nor texture of cottage cheese.

A Tad Ghostal
Dec 2, 2014

please don't language shame me i'm from america

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
I like eggs the way japanese people make'm

TOMAGO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIcJ_tdEJM&t=146s

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Did you ever consider that eating eggs.... is MURDER?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Murray Mantoinette posted:

Did you ever consider that eating eggs.... is MURDER?

Hehe yeah, yeah I did.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
:henget:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nooner posted:

why scramble when you can make an omelet du fromage?

Suck my dick fromage

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
op so into orientalism that meals can only eaten out of bento boxes

Zig-Zag
Aug 29, 2007

Why don't we just start shooting tar heroin instead?
Add a bit of water when they are almost done cooking to fluff em up!

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

A Tad Ghostal posted:

please don't language shame me i'm from america

I don't like Western Culture says a guy from an extremely Western nation.

naem
May 29, 2011

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Did you ever consider that eating eggs.... is MURDER?

everything is murder :(

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
everything has a soul, even plants and stuff so you can't win

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im vegan

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Chrissy Teigen's eggs of all people are actually the best because she makes them just like the Ramsay eggs except she cooks them all the way so you get scrambled eggs that aren't the consistency of cottage cheese.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Gordon Ramsay makes scrambled eggs with 12 lbs of butter and some heavy cream.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

Nathan myhrvold says the correct ratio for scrambled eggs is 2 whole eggs plus one yolk

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Correct ratio

Just stop over cooking them how is it hard idgi

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

"Scrampled" makes me want to hold your head in a toilet, OP.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Roosian bumbers sited on ridar, scrample figters immediat!!!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
The gently caress is a scrample

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Honky Dong Country posted:

"Scrampled" makes me want to hold your head in a toilet, OP.

yeah lets give this loving DWEEB a motherfreakin' Super Swirlie!!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icxPBOXrA90

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Over There posted:

The gently caress is a scrample

it's like scrapple but with cum in it

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Roosian bumbers sited on ridar, scrample figters immediat!!!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

ArmZ posted:

it's like scrapple but with cum in it

sCUMpled eggs

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
overdone scrambled eggs will forever remind me of rubbery cafeteria style bullshit. They need to run at least a little or they ain't worth eating.

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