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known as the powerful self suck technique it is a move that many have tried and almost all fail. when did you first attempt the self suck? lonely teenage years? after the first time you got a blow job from some desperate woman? after a particularly bad day in the office when you realized that this was all you had to look forward to? post about the first tiem you attempted the self suck? Also this should be a given but people who perform this technique with the aid of rib removal surgery are excluded from this thread, there is no honor in their practice of the self suck
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marilyn manson inspired me so probably when i was like 8. thanks op.
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May 21, 2018 21:41
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I could do it when I was 15 and a stick but that ship has long Long sailed
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May 21, 2018 21:41
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Do or do not. There is no try.
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May 21, 2018 21:41
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When did you first try? You can't ask without giving your story first.
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May 21, 2018 21:42
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i was born with my dick in my mouth and have never removed it, so there's no "try"
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May 21, 2018 21:44
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we call that the mmmorphball
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May 21, 2018 21:46
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its all nice on rice posted:When did you first try? You can't ask without giving your story first. preteen saw an SNL skit with will ferrell doing it in a yoga class and wanted to see what the big deal was but i couldnt do it not flexable enough ):
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May 21, 2018 21:46
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I don't even know how the "rib" urban legend got started because the lower ribs are not in the way and you can easily check by bending forward it's like those rumors swirling that I had my butt reduced so I could do the splits. sure my butt was just too meaty and firm, gettin in the way of my flexible thighs, gently caress of
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May 21, 2018 21:55
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self... suck....Ohhh. Like five minutes from now, op
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May 21, 2018 21:57
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Sometimes I have realistic dreams abotu it OP. I wake up and try it and realize I can't even get close!
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May 21, 2018 22:10
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Nooner posted:preteen saw an SNL skit with will ferrell doing it in a yoga class and wanted to see what the big deal was but i couldnt do it not flexable enough ): I was a young teen/preteen in the shower and thought "worth a shot."
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May 21, 2018 22:13
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Always wondered if it's even worth it. Your tongue ends up on the wrong side.
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May 21, 2018 22:16
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its all nice on rice posted:I was a young teen/preteen in the shower and thought "worth a shot." you turn your head upside-down in the shower and water goes up your nose
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May 21, 2018 22:21
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Who said there was ever a time when I didn't. 
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May 21, 2018 22:50
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I've tried many times, can't remember the first, but eventually I discovered how much easier it is to suck another person's penis.
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May 21, 2018 22:59
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Caufman posted:I've tried many times, can't remember the first, but eventually I discovered how much easier it is to suck another person's penis. what are you doing later
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May 21, 2018 23:07
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It was sometime during the Gulf War, op.Devils Affricate posted:Always wondered if it's even worth it. Your tongue ends up on the wrong side. Actually if you rotate your pelvis 180 degrees and bend backwards, it ends up on the right side!
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May 21, 2018 23:17
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Mnoba posted:what are you doing later Succing
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May 21, 2018 23:19
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I never really thought about it, will be back with a trip report soon
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May 21, 2018 23:46
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Trip report: I have a tiny weenus and a tiny neck
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May 21, 2018 23:47
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every morning i wake up & self slam
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May 21, 2018 23:49
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I had a boyfriend who could do it. If you aren't naturally flexible or an alcoholic I wouldn't recommend you attempt it without serious deep stretches because you could really hurt yourself.
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May 21, 2018 23:58
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Vato posted:I had a boyfriend who could do it. If you aren't naturally flexible or an alcoholic I wouldn't recommend you attempt it without serious deep stretches because you could really hurt yourself. You could also really suck yourself tho
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May 22, 2018 00:07
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Just tried but my cyber metal fused spine will not bend that way.
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May 22, 2018 00:43
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i think i was like ten or eleven, it was right after i watched clerks for the first time i think
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May 22, 2018 00:48
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was able to flick my tongue like a snake across my peentip a few times and felt very little satisfaction :/
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May 22, 2018 00:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EV-Rgr9HIg
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May 22, 2018 00:52
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I had one of those fleshlight-before-fleshlight things that was like a rubber mouth with a long cylinder to thrust your shaft inside, and I didn't realize until years later that I could have probably held it in my mouth and used it to kind-of-suck myself
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May 22, 2018 00:55
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Devils Affricate posted:You could also really suck yourself tho Well, like they say -- you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't suck your own dick without limbering up.
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May 22, 2018 01:00
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I had a rib removed so I could better suck some guys dick.
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May 22, 2018 02:29
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Communist Toast posted:I had a rib removed so I could better suck some guys dick. You've been lied to.
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May 22, 2018 02:30
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like a week after discovering masturbation
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May 22, 2018 02:31
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Needs a follow up poll about when the first time they jerked off onto their own faces.
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May 22, 2018 02:35
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Whose got tips and tricks can’t quite figure it out?
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May 22, 2018 02:39
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Nightcrawler is said to be the most flexible character in Marvel comics, not counting Reed Richards, and given how alienated he felt due to looking weird, it's a safe bet that Nightcrawler self sucked all the time, probably still does. One of Nightcrawler's powers that doesn't get talked about often (besides self sucking) is his ability to blend into shadows. Apparently, his connection to his teleportation dimension makes light behave differently on him in low-light conditions. Nightcrawler could be self sucking in any reasonably sized dark shadow in your room. He could be teleporting between different shadowed alcoves, self sucking all the while, and you'd never know, except for the loud sucking noises and the exploding sounds and the noxious sulfur smoke. Reed Richards, an awkward nerd, no doubt self sucks all the time. It's entirely possible Spider-Man does too. Doctor Strange might also, but using portals.
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May 22, 2018 02:53
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At the pulse nightclub a little while back. There is some video of it circulating online.
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May 22, 2018 03:20
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and let all that hot yoga go to waste
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May 22, 2018 03:22
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Bet if you freeze your mouth with that lidocaine poo poo dentists give you, it'll be just like a real person! Stranger sucky.
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Lot of loving liars on this here forum
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