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I saw the weirdest thing today outside an abortion clinic. A young woman was standing on the sidewalk with a box of cinnamon toast crunch in one hand and a 2 litre jug of skim milk in the other. She would raise the box of cinnamon toast to her mouth and allow some to fall in. She would then take a gulp of skim milk and chew and swallow it. She alternated cereal milk, cereal milk in this fashion until i got a green light and continued on our way. Pretty smart. Breakfast on the go. At 4 pm.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:53
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Banana without taking a single bite. Whole. 
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Jun 22, 2018 03:54
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Dat hunger after the anesthesia wears off
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Jun 22, 2018 03:54
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pineapple & ketchup pizza and you have to eat it with a spoon and you're not allowed to cut chunks off from the slice with the spoon.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:58
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Butt chugging a jar of mayo
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Jun 22, 2018 03:59
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Doctor Dogballs posted:pineapple & ketchup pizza and you have to eat it with a spoon and you're not allowed to cut chunks off from the slice with the spoon. This sounds like it would taste like tin foil.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:59
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pizza on a bagel but you only have a very short, very specific timeframe in which you may eat it
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Jun 22, 2018 04:00
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I always eat my soup with chopsticks as it makes me learn patience
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Jun 22, 2018 04:01
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Whenever I eat a banana I always use my teeth to tear pieces of the banana off rather than biting all the way through, when you bite through you leave big wet shiny teeth marks BUT when you tear you are left with a pleasant dull matte finish. Much better.
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Jun 22, 2018 04:07
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Doctor Dogballs posted:pineapple & ketchup pizza and you have to eat it with a spoon and you're not allowed to cut chunks off from the slice with the spoon. This sounds impractical
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Jun 22, 2018 04:10
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dudeness posted:Whenever I eat a banana I always use my teeth to tear pieces of the banana off rather than biting all the way through, when you bite through you leave big wet shiny teeth marks BUT when you tear you are left with a pleasant dull matte finish. Much better. Keep going I'm almost there
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Jun 22, 2018 04:11
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loading up a bunch of syrup drenched pancakes into skeet-shooting trap, then just blasting yourself in the face with them
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Jun 22, 2018 04:16
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Peetown Manning posted:loading up a bunch of syrup drenched pancakes into skeet-shooting trap, then just blasting yourself in the face with them Thats... a fuckin good idea
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Jun 22, 2018 04:18
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Literally A Person posted:Banana without taking a single bite. 
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Jun 22, 2018 04:19
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bowl of rice grain by grain with chopsticks
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Jun 22, 2018 04:20
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Ice cream on a bus, without even trying to hide it.
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Jun 22, 2018 04:21
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Bobbing for croutons
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Jun 22, 2018 04:22
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Peetown Manning posted:loading up a bunch of syrup drenched pancakes into skeet-shooting trap, then just blasting yourself in the face with them I’ve always liked the idea of little steak bites or popcorn shrimp shot out of a t-shirt cannon and you try to run them down and make sick diving catches with your mouth.
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Jun 22, 2018 04:22
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Literally A Person posted:Banana without taking a single bite. Putting things up your butt doesn't count as eating
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Jun 22, 2018 04:22
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Putting things up your butt doesn't count as eating It does if it don't come out. 
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Jun 22, 2018 04:25
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Fries piled high Also coke.... In the bottle
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Jun 22, 2018 04:32
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four meatballs on the edge of a cliff.
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Jun 22, 2018 04:32
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That’s how doggies eat. 
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Jun 22, 2018 05:13
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suck ramen through a straw
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Jun 22, 2018 05:16
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Literally A Person posted:Banana without taking a single bite. A/S/L? *I put on my robe and my wizard hat*
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Jun 22, 2018 05:16
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Eating 'za crust first.
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Jun 22, 2018 05:17
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a hot dog but in reverse
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Jun 22, 2018 05:24
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like a cigarette should posted:a hot dog but in reverse Start in the middle and fold the hotdog into a perfect horizontal circle in you’re mouth. 
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Jun 22, 2018 05:28
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BONE DOG posted:I saw the weirdest thing today outside an abortion clinic. A young woman was standing on the sidewalk with a box of cinnamon toast crunch in one hand and a 2 litre jug of skim milk in the other. She would raise the box of cinnamon toast to her mouth and allow some to fall in. She would then take a gulp of skim milk and chew and swallow it. She alternated cereal milk, cereal milk in this fashion until i got a green light and continued on our way. Pretty smart. Breakfast on the go. At 4 pm. This is not a role model, OP. Do not emulate this person.
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Jun 22, 2018 13:14
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Salad with chopsticks is a pro move, so much easier than with a fork.
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Jun 22, 2018 13:19
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obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY
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Jun 22, 2018 13:22
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Using chopsticks for chips or any other bagged snacks is an extremely pro move. You never have to reach your hand in and get them all greasy.
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Jun 22, 2018 13:51
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Eating popcorn with a spoon
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Jun 22, 2018 15:03
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Candy bar with a knife and fork 
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Jun 22, 2018 15:08
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  google "efukt milk and cereal" or, better yet, don't
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Jun 22, 2018 16:06
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I've always wanted to buy and consume one of those giant plastic barrels of cheese puffs. ...however, the resulting cheese powder residue on my fingers would be off putting. Besides chopsticks, are there any other ways to eat them?
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Jun 22, 2018 16:14
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thomawesome posted:Eating popcorn with a spoon lapping up popcorn with my tongue
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Jun 22, 2018 16:15
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cutting up my oven pizza with scissors
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Jun 22, 2018 16:16
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I'm surprised there aren't more "I shove my breakfast bagel directly up my rear end" posts. GBS getting classier by the day.Vegetable posted:Using chopsticks for chips or any other bagged snacks is an extremely pro move. You never have to reach your hand in and get them all greasy. This is actually pretty genius.
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Jun 22, 2018 16:17
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putting raspberries on my fingers and making them sing It's the Hard Knock Life
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