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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Im a water slut

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Man, I love water. I'm a huge water slut. People call me a h2hoe.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:32

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Gay Weed Dad: Jul 12, 2016; cool dude, flyin' high

I'm the same, but with cum??? :shrug:

:shrug:

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:33

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Thought this thread was gonna be about mermaids

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:36

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

Devils Affricate posted:

Thought this thread was gonna be about mermaids

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:40

central dogma: Feb 25, 2012; Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Devils Affricate posted:

Thought this thread was gonna be about mermaids

The OP is a mermaid.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:42

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Man, I love water. I'm a huge water slut. People call me a h2hoe.

quote:

slut
slət/
nounderogatory
noun: slut; plural noun: sluts

1.
a woman who has many casual sexual partners.
synonyms: promiscuous woman, prostitute, whore; More
informalfloozy, tramp, hooker, hustler;
datedtart, scarlet woman, loose woman, hussy, trollop;
archaicharlot, strumpet, wanton
"she dressed like a slut and didn't act much better"
2.
dated
a woman with low standards of cleanliness.

I don't get it? Are you using the right word?

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:43

ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Neutrino posted:

slut
slət/
nounderogatory
noun: slut; plural noun: sluts

1.
a woman who has many casual sexual partners.
synonyms: promiscuous woman, prostitute, whore; More
informalfloozy, tramp, hooker, hustler;
datedtart, scarlet woman, loose woman, hussy, trollop;
archaicharlot, strumpet, wanton
"she dressed like a slut and didn't act much better"
2.
dated
a woman with low standards of cleanliness.

I don't get it? Are you using the right word?

Mods please rename me �Cum Strumpet�

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:53

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

ContraBoss posted:

Mods please rename me �Cum Strumpet�

It�s in the queue.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:55

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Neutrino posted:

I don't get it? Are you using the right word?

A very sexist dictionary.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:55

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

i'm drinking water right now

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:55

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Verisimilidude posted:

i'm drinking water right now

Slut

Pm me

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:56

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I'll aqua all night long

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:56

Beefeater: May 17, 2003; I'm hungry.; Hair Elf

I poop in water.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:56

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Gay Weed Dad posted:

I'm the same, but with cum???

stop bragging about normal stuff like it's some kind of sex thing

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:57

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hungry but for water

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:58

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Water is too spicy for me.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:59

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

im a piss fanatic

# ? Jun 22, 2018 18:03

Mushika: Dec 22, 2010

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 18:05

Squidder: Mar 19, 2003; King of the Cat Tree; Oven Wrangler

# ? Jun 22, 2018 18:05

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

give me a double water on the rocks, and a glass of water to wash it down with

# ? Jun 22, 2018 18:26

onedayholiday: Dec 6, 2013; Grimey Drawer

im lookin at ocean rite now it gib me boner

# ? Jun 22, 2018 18:56

gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:00

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

mud is wet dirt

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:08

The_end: May 17, 2014

nsw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_pRE30UoEI

I love water so much it shoots out my rear end.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:18

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Same but death. People call me corpsewhore.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:33

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

yeah you take those single-use plastics, take them all in, you like that

you're gonna have a garbage patch bigger than Texas when i'm done

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:42

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

water great post!!!

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:48

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Can someone start a new thread - I'm a Slimy Nut?

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:56

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

water great post!!!

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:03

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Man, I love water. I'm a huge water slut. People call me a h2hoe.

Hey whatever gets you wet.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:08

HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

I drinking water right now!!!!!!

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:10

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i sleep in a water bed :twisted:

:twisted:

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:11

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

numberoneposter posted:

i sleep in a water bed

loving gross!!!!

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:14

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

fish gently caress in it

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:16

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Yo, I'm like, at least 69% water, y'all.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:16

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

And yeah, it is nice.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:16

HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

Verisimilidude posted:

fish gently caress in it

Th ts hot tell me more

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:17

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i own shape of water on laser dick

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:19

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Yo, I'm like, at least 69% water, y'all.

Prove it

# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:20

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:39

DISCO KING: Oct 30, 2012; STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

I submerged myself in water yesterday for a whole hour. I was rear end deep in that water

DISCO KING fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jun 22, 2018

# ? Jun 22, 2018 21:20

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