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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
So excited that the Big Dog finally did it, and cleanly beat Brock Lesnar in a match that made him look like a huge star!

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Do it ironically posted:

dude that was loving awful they did that to keep people in their seats instead of leaving early

You gotta respect a well executed con.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I don't know why you would ever go to a WWE show in new york because they can gently caress you over with impunity in a city that huge. They'll never burn out the entire town.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Do it ironically posted:

dude that was loving awful they did that to keep people in their seats instead of leaving early

Oh it's despicable. It reminds me of charging those people all that money for Raw 25 and not giving them anything except old guys beating up the Revival four hours after they arrived.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

GrimGypsy posted:

seriously though the braun tease was literally vince mcmahon screaming LOL gently caress YOU

I expected nothing less. It's kinda like playing the lottery, you know you wont win, but there's always a chance, and that's fun enough when I've already justified my subscription with nxt and 205.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

You gotta respect a well executed con.

Vince is still King of the Carnies.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Neodoomium posted:

I don't know why you would ever go to a WWE show because they will gently caress you over with impunity

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 47 minutes!
Young Orc
that might be the worst ppv ive ever watched

there were a few decent matches, but not for summerslam.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

yea ok posted:

nah just gleefully wondering what if
Your interpretation of gleeful and wondering may be different to mine, then. I mean, the fatalities in Mortal Kombat would be utterly horrific if they were real, but they're not, so the extreme maiming becomes funny and an entertaining trademark everyone enjoys.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

VJeff posted:

Vince is still King of the Carnies.

There’s no shame being beaten by the best, Paul.

He didn’t seem tha-

Beaten by the best, Paul.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

TV Zombie posted:

Is that supposed to be a bad ppv?

I think 95 is Diesel v Mabel

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Honestly a good show. There is no good reason for most wrestling PPVs to be FOUR HOURS LONG and this was no exception, but I liked it.

Favorite match may actually have been the Smackdown Women's Match- the finish was bad but then the audience shat all over it and therefore saved it. It's rare that can happen- it's not like they made RR 2015 better- but in this case I think it turned "Hail Charlotte Flair dammit" into something way more interesting. (I don't dislike Charlotte Flair but they're obviously giving her the Cena push.)

And you know what, sure, fine, Roman Reigns. I prefer him getting the belt at last to the Eternal And Forever Reign of Brock Lesnar. There are long title reigns where it's because a guy is just that over, and there are long title reigns where you're just marking time and this was so much the latter that it sucked all the interest out of the Raw main event scene.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Sanguinia posted:

I only cared about three things on this show: Becky, AJ/Joe and Bryan/Miz, and I was reasonably satisfied with all three. I might even go back to watching Smackdown to see where those three things are going.

The rest was mega trash though, holy poo poo.

A very fair list.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Surprising they didn't have Braun cash in to make it a triple threat then not be involved in the finish to be even dumber than Johnny Gargano

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Sir Tonk posted:

that might be the worst ppv ive ever watched

there were a few decent matches, but not for summerslam.
That was one of the weakest this year, and certainly one of the weakest endings, but WWE over the last five years alone has produced significantly worse PPVs.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.




I mean, I went to WM23 and saw Aretha Franklin sing and Donald Trump get a Stunner and a decent Undertaker/Batista match.

But that's a whole decade ago now

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




At least 1995 had the excuse of just having poo poo for decent talent. There's a ton of good wrestlers in WWE today and they have no loving excuse for this.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I believe the RAW thread tomorrow is fully capable of only making it to one page.


I believe it.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Accident Underwater posted:

Oh it's despicable. It reminds me of charging those people all that money for Raw 25 and not giving them anything except old guys beating up the Revival four hours after they arrived.

That was a hilarious con

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

I think 95 is Diesel v Mabel

Michaels-Ramon alone makes that better than this show.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Neodoomium posted:

I mean, I went to WM23 and saw Aretha Franklin sing and Donald Trump get a Stunner and a decent Undertaker/Batista match.

But that's a whole decade ago now

The highlight was seeing Aretha.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

TV Zombie posted:

Is that supposed to be a bad ppv?


According to some people it is, but I wasn't even watching wrestling around that time so I don't know!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Neodoomium posted:

I mean, I went to WM23 and saw Aretha Franklin sing and Donald Trump get a Stunner and a decent Undertaker/Batista match.

But that's a whole decade ago now

I went to No Way Out 2002 (the one where nWo debuted) and it was a wholly average show. It was still a ton better than this.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


What did the crowd do after they went off the air

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Infidel Castro posted:

At least 1995 had the excuse of just having poo poo for decent talent. There's a ton of good wrestlers in WWE today and they have no loving excuse for this.
Good booking has gotten poo poo wrestlers over before. There's never an excuse for bad booking, regardless of who is on your roster.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I haven’t watched SummerSlam 1995 in a while but Hakushi-123 Kid would’ve been like the third best match on this show at worst

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

pressedbunny posted:

For a long time now I've wondered, somewhat gleefully, what would happen if Roman pulled a Benoit or pleaded guilty to child pornography possession, or something like that. Something so horrific he could never be mentioned again.

I never hope someone is that evil or want such bad things would happen to people... but imagine the meetings. Imagine the phone calls. Imagine gorilla if it happened mid-broadcast.
edit: I'm going to re-stress that "I never hope or want this to actually happen" bit because apparently it was too easy to miss the first time.

wew lads

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

pressedbunny posted:

edit: I'm going to re-stress that "I never hope or want this to actually happen" bit because apparently it was too easy to miss the first time.

This uhh... this isn't something you should have posted the first time.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Probably the only good thing in '95 was Owen-Yoko being the tag champs, but they actually had their match against Bulldog/Luger pulled in favour of the Smoking Gunns vs the Blu Brothers for SummerSlam 95. Goooood Lord.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Jackie D posted:

What did the crowd do after they went off the air

they went home

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

There’s no shame being beaten by the best, Paul.

He didn’t seem tha-

Beaten by the best, Paul.



Somebody turn this into Brock holding the briefcase.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

This uhh... this isn't something you should have posted the first time.

But you see he only gleefully fantasizes about murder and child porn possession so it's cool

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Shinjobi posted:

I believe the RAW thread tomorrow is fully capable of only making it to one page.


I believe it.

I have 41 Big Dog Tshirt Images saved up incase of emergency

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Okay I obviously don't know what makes good wrestling or something since I overall liked that but thought it was too long

Am I just being generous because Brock finally lost? I don't get it

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay I obviously don't know what makes good wrestling or something since I overall liked that but thought it was too long

Am I just being generous because Brock finally lost? I don't get it

I agree with your write up earlier, you’re not alone here

At least now we can move forward and hopefully have an actual championship that can be defended on Raw now. Give me some Balor and Braun in title contention now

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay I obviously don't know what makes good wrestling or something since I overall liked that but thought it was too long

Am I just being generous because Brock finally lost? I don't get it

bad matches, awful finishes, zero stakes or investment in storylines, ridiculous gently caress-off garbage in the main event

it sucked poo poo

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay I obviously don't know what makes good wrestling or something since I overall liked that but thought it was too long

Am I just being generous because Brock finally lost? I don't get it

A lot of storylines got moved forward/started, and Finn got rehabbed hard destroying Corbin like that. But, man, was the lack of quality matches with satisfying finishes jarring after Takeover.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


The crowd being dead as poo poo really kills it for me

Like I think Nakamura-Hardy was actually pretty good for what it was, but it might as well have been in an empty arena

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay I obviously don't know what makes good wrestling or something since I overall liked that but thought it was too long

Am I just being generous because Brock finally lost? I don't get it

Nah if you liked it then you liked it, "good wrestling" is almost always going to be subjective.

I thought the finishes were mostly pretty bad and took away from some good matches or made mediocre ones worse, but overall the time went by pretty well and it didn't feel like a huge drag, and there were some genuine great moments in there: particularly Ronda's complete annihilation of Alexa Bliss.

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