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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

jimmyjams posted:

enterprise grade means filling out a form with 20 fields and clicking submit, only to be told "there was an error with the form". the only solution is refreshing and filling out the form again

aahg

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

if your company is deploying a web app as desktop package specifically to disable the back button

you might be enterprise grade

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

enterprise grade: I bought the factory service manual for a 2019 nissan on DVD, and upon delivery discovered that it not only requires internet explorer, but that it requires IE because it makes extensive use of activeX

Local Jeep dealer updated their service office with an online booking system, however it only appears to work with MSIE and probably ActiveX controls. Certainly does not work on Android or iOS phones, anything Chrome, Firefox, or Safari.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
if your software has a simple 10 second task spread out over 10 minutes worth of tabs, screens and popups

you might be enterprise grade

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
the installation of the appliance cannot be automated by any means which do not make use of selenium

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


every time you click a check box the page refreshes

every time you refocus outside of a text box the page refreshes

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Rex-Goliath posted:

every time you click a check box the page refreshes

every time you refocus outside of a text box the page refreshes

webforms, baby!

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
that's not in itself webforms

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

enterprise grade is a website that can only be accessed during business hours

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
enterprise grade is needing a team of a dozen people, months of planning, and several days of downtime for a point release upgrade

this upgrade will fail, and it will take days more downtime to roll back to a partially functioning version of the previous release.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
also this thread should be goldmined

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


this thread is worse than reading dilbert now :smith:

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

put your hand in the thread

what's in the thread?

pain

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Boiled Water posted:

enterprise grade, enterprise grade
running the things for the free trade
does it run? on custom hardware
enterprise grade


is it installed, and is it to spec?
when its under load will we cut a check?
or does the vendor cut it instead?
nobody known, enterprise grade


enterprise grade, enterprise grade.
enterprise grade versus con-sumer grade.
it’s all dumb poo poo, nobody wins.
enterprise grade


oracle man, oracle man
lawyers of the entire enterprise man
usually kind to google men
oracle man


an enterprise with a coding hand,
a lawyer hand and a db hand
when they meet, unhappy land
powerful man, oracle man


programming man, programming man
uses enterprise bought by business man
lives his life on the forums bland
programming man


is he a goon, or is he in sales?
either way he feels totally worthless
who came up with goony man?
degraded man, programming man


enterprise grade, enterprise grade.
enterprise grade versus con-sumer grade.
it’s all dumb poo poo, nobody wins.
enterprise grade

graph said he'd make me a mod if i did this

https://soundcloud.com/danwarren/enterprise-grade/s-fzsjE

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


out standing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


oh my god

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
really puts the "degraded" into "degraded man"

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


:five:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

goldmine

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


holy loving moly

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

it's full of stars

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

also this thread should be goldmined

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



:burger:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



good timing on that one lol

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



mods PLEASE do the needful

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

what song is this supposed to sound like

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Bloody posted:

what song is this supposed to sound like

:stare:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Bloody posted:

what song is this supposed to sound like
"sandstorm", by darude

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

The singing man did a good job, you shouldn’t punish him by making him a mod

men with puns
Feb 8, 2010
Young Orc

amazing

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005


knew the forums we're kept around for another decade for a reason: was down to the last 7 months, but you nailed it.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

fully sick.


so, who else is building a cef based desktop application rn? :pram:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
reinstalling the orca .msi explorer to debug my installer :hellyeah:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Bloody posted:

what song is this supposed to sound like

particle man

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Boiled Water posted:

enterprise grade, enterprise grade
running the things for the free trade
does it run? on custom hardware
enterprise grade


is it installed, and is it to spec?
when its under load will we cut a check?
or does the vendor cut it instead?
nobody known, enterprise grade


enterprise grade, enterprise grade.
enterprise grade versus con-sumer grade.
it’s all dumb poo poo, nobody wins.
enterprise grade


oracle man, oracle man
lawyers of the entire enterprise man
usually kind to google men
oracle man


an enterprise with a coding hand,
a lawyer hand and a db hand
when they meet, unhappy land
powerful man, oracle man


programming man, programming man
uses enterprise bought by business man
lives his life on the forums bland
programming man


is he a goon, or is he in sales?
either way he feels totally worthless
who came up with goony man?
degraded man, programming man


enterprise grade, enterprise grade.
enterprise grade versus con-sumer grade.
it’s all dumb poo poo, nobody wins.
enterprise grade

Fallen Hamprince posted:

They Might Be Clients

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