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pram posted:it will require a vm running windows xp because the web console only works with ie6 we all know it'll be a normal machine connected to the network
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graph posted:there's a piece of software here that upon restart randomly assigns the licensing port from 1-65500 my eye twitched
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Boiled Water posted:we all know it'll be a normal machine connected to the network ah, i see you've played copy-scanny before
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Captain Foo posted:my eye twitched it's for anti-piracy, we were told e: the best part was when this software was centralized when they found the above out, but the company that made it was on the other side of the planet, so some some poor sod had to call their support at 4am. lol
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Enterprise grade, make sure the user is informed:
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graph posted:it's for anti-piracy, we were told Anti piracy what in the world
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Captain Foo posted:Anti piracy what in the world tbf enterprises are way more lax about obeying the T&C's of commercial contracts than I would have expected. Laws and regulators sure, but if it's another company and they aren't going to catch you then welp, half your prod environment now runs in zone2.test.honestly_this_is_a_test_env.corp.com
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pointsofdata posted:tbf enterprises are way more lax about obeying the T&C's of commercial contracts than I would have expected. Laws and regulators sure, but if it's another company and they aren't going to catch you then welp, half your prod environment now runs in zone2.test.honestly_this_is_a_test_env.corp.com that wasn't my point
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enterprise grade means the ssl certificates are so gentrified that chrome wont allow you to open the web 0.1 management guis that force download a jar file that java wont allow you to run because they are insecure
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ive had nothing but good experiences with dell prosupport
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cZk posted:enterprise grade means the ssl certificates are so gentrified that chrome wont allow you to open the web 0.1 management guis that force download a jar file that java wont allow you to run because they are insecure iDRAC lol
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graph posted:ive had nothing but good experiences with dell prosupport my only issue is how often i needed it for my machines
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Boiled Water posted:my only issue is how often i needed it for my machines i think ive had to call maybe 7 times for ~35 units over the past 9 years one time i called parts in for a unit that had 4h/OSS at 3pm and they sent a guy 3 1/2 hours away to drive it in, had to stay at work until 730p to retrieve it cuz im not doing that to the guy
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cZk posted:enterprise grade means the ssl certificates are so gentrified that chrome wont allow you to open the web 0.1 management guis that force download a jar file that java wont allow you to run because they are insecure every drac console jar you download pops up like 8 messages you have to click on
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pram posted:every drac console jar you download pops up like 8 messages you have to click on Captain Foo posted:iDRAC lol
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idrac is fine
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i mean, it works, after a fashion
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graph posted:ive had nothing but good experiences with dell prosupport my mother's small business in a nearby kinda-city needs its computer touched, in a "throw it out and make a new one" kind of way i'm perfectly willing to build the thing and overnight her spare parts and vpn into it and even do phone support, which usually inspires in me irrational levels of instant rage, but there is no reason not to pay dell to do all of these things instead, because a real company that handles money should have people they can yell at and fire doing their work instead of "the boss's kid"
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pram posted:every drac console jar you download pops up like 8 messages you have to click on i bought me dell servers used and they are still new enough to have html5 idrac
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doesnt sound like enterprise grade hardware tbh
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enterprise grade software means it can spit out a weekly 300 page audit report that will go into a file cabinet, then to a remote storage facility, then to a secure shredder which is re-pulped into new office paper and the circle of reporting continues
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Jonny 290 posted:enterprise grade: there's a systray icon, but it doesn't do anything when you click on it Jonny 290 posted:enterprise grade - sorry this won't work at home unless you open a port on your firewall and we're not telling you what it is Jonny 290 posted:enterprise grade: installing straight to a folder off c:\ and no you cant move it
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enterprise grade is a long loading screen while the mysql splines are reticulated enterprise grade is a ui designed circa 2001 and features that have clearly been cobbled on to an aging codebase and probably maintained by 1 person the save icon is next to the “close all without saving” icon
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Enterprise grade is providing setup scripts to install into mssql that don't get shown until the application is installed so you have to install into the native Access db so the config scripts are created so then you can run the scripts against the standalone mssql db and uninstall and reinstall the application
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Enterprise grade is also being provided a single-install license instead of a site license and the sales team doesn't know how to fix it
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enterprise grade: passwords must be 8 chars exactly, but you can buy a firewall product from the same vendor that will block access to the first unless you access the firewall using *telnet* and put in your sso credentials
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Origin posted:enterprise-grade means it costs enough for larry ellison to buy new dock cleats for his sailboat on his hawaiian island. https://twitter.com/oracl_ebooks/status/1116917924755800065
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https://twitter.com/oracl_ebooks/status/1109535088361046017
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there it is https://twitter.com/oracl_ebooks/status/1107491521136345089
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hope that helps, op
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rear end coverage
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graph posted:idrac is fine at least until you try to firmware update it and it permanently dies because you didn't do a stepped incremental upgrade and there's no way to reflash it
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enterprise grade is milspec but for tech
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salesforce: some web forms tacked on top of what's basically excel, BUT IN THE CLOUD
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MrMoo posted:Enterprise grade, make sure the user is informed: lol I can relate to this also enterprise grade: sso isn't supported or uses some weird implementation nobody has ever heard of so everything has to be entered manually which then fails 50%of the time
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enterprise means that the only way to you send files to the system is through non-TLS FTP
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:enterprise means that the only way to you send files to the system is through non-TLS FTP yep, got one of those
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The real enterprise is the millions of dollars we spent on support contracts along the way
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graph posted:there's a piece of software here that upon restart randomly assigns the licensing port from 1-65500 that sounds like a real piece of software
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