TripleMania XXVII: Where the booking is made up and the wins don't matter

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Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Welcome to AAA's annual showcase of madness, death-wish bumps, nonsensical booking, cringey English announcers, and occasionally good wrestling. It's TripleMania time, get loving hyped.

Real talk, this is a pretty deep card that looks like a lot of fun on paper, headlined by a mask vs. hair match that nobody expects Blue Demon to lose but will become massive news if he does. That match probably won't be "good" but they'll both bleed buckets, so there's that. There's also plenty of AEW talent on the show, including a Fyter Fest rematch and Cody in one of the most random trios teams you will ever see on a major-league card.

Read cubsfans' full preview at VOW here

Start time: 9 p.m. ET (pre-show at 8 p.m.)

How to watch: Twitch (Spanish feed | English feed) please don't listen to the English commentary

The Card

Pre-show: Astrolux, Dragon Bane, & Arkangel Divino vs. Aramis, Toxin, and Arez

AAA Mixed Tag Team Championship: Big Mami & Nino Hamburguea(c) vs. Sammy Guevara & Scarlett Bordeaux vs. Lady Maravilla & Villano III Jr. vs. Australian Suicide & Vanilla

Golden Magic, El Hijo del Vikingo, & Myzteziz Jr. vs. Carta Brava Jr., Mocho Cota Jr., & Tito Santana vs. Mamba, Maximo, and Pimpinela Escarlata

Copa TripleMania: La Parka vs. Pagano vs. Puma King vs. Aerostar vs. Drago vs. Averno vs. Chessman vs. Daga vs. TBA (nobody knows what the rules are of a Copa match, which makes this my most-anticipated match on the card)

TLC match for the AAA Reina de Reinas Championship: Keyra(c) vs. Lady Shani vs. Taya vs. Tessa Blanchard vs. Faby Apache vs. Chik Tormenta vs. La Hiedra

Cody Rhodes, Cain Velasquez, & Psycho Clown vs. Black Taurus, Texano Jr., & mystery partner

Lucha Bros & Laredo Kid vs. Kenny Omega & The Young Bucks

Mask vs. Hair: Blue Demon Jr. vs. Dr. Wagner Jr.

Benne fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Aug 4, 2019

# ? Aug 4, 2019 00:50

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

We should start labeling La Parka as (the lovely one) to separate him from LA Park or El Higo de LA Park or LA Park Jr.

# ? Aug 4, 2019 00:57

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

legit excited about this, lets go!

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:04

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Is Drunk Vampiro doing commentary again?

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:09

Paper Lion: Dec 14, 2009

lets go nino

clap clap
clap clap clap

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:12

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SalTheBard posted:

Is Drunk Vampiro doing commentary again?

watch it in espa�ol

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:13

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

SalTheBard posted:

Is Drunk Vampiro doing commentary again?

No, its just striker and some other guy, then again its AAA so anything can happen

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:14

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1157806596208189440

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:16

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i hate you lady maravilla!

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:17

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

my favorite thing about the big hair vs mask match is how obvious it is that wagner has hair extensions in and is getting a big payday to possibly get them shaved off

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:24

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Don't worry about this being a one-off for Cain either btw. He'd said in previous pressers this would only be his first match with the company, not his only one

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1157380165909000192

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:27

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Matches are actually starting right now. Tune in.

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:32

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Sign Arkangel Divino and Dragon Bane, cowards

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:33

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

thanks for the link to the preview, missed it being posted on twitter. gotta admit as someone who's usually in the other camp that this is prob gonna be better than anniversario

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:37

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Chris James 2 posted:

Sign Aramis, cowards

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:44

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

that opener was dope.

follow luchablog on twitter if you got one he can help you follow along with who is who most the time

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:46

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I don't know what this commercial is but it owns

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:49

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

I cant articulate how much this owns

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:50

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

phone commercial

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:50

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Very fun preshow, between the great match and that incredible ad

Thauros posted:

thanks for the link to the preview, missed it being posted on twitter. gotta admit as someone who's usually in the other camp that this is prob gonna be better than anniversario

Yeah, I'm still digging how Anniversario looks/I'll watch it anyway because lucha's always fun, but Ciber The Main Man vs Ultimo Guerrero being main event material for any major show in 2019, even with a stipulation, is kinda underwhelming for me

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:53

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

That was a really well made commercial for a random phone thing.

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:53

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1157810849605660672

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:55

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Oh my God these commercials are loving amazing

# ? Aug 4, 2019 01:57

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

i despise advertising but if every commercial had luchadors I might be alright with it

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:00

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I love how the opening ceremony always looks like a funeral for a third-world dictator

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I am listening to Matt Striker so you dont have to. They cant get twitch chat to work.

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:12

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

I can't wait for El Hijo de Villano III Jr

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:12

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Villano III Jr is the most complicated name. Just be Villano VI.

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

KungFu Grip posted:

I can't wait for El Hijo de Villano III Jr

Omg

http://www.luchawiki.com/index.php/El_Hijo_del_Villano_III

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:14

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

you've got to choose Tonight, nino you coward

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:14

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Chris James 2 posted:

you've got to choose Tonight, nino you coward

BIG MAMI OR WE RIOT

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:16

Paper Lion: Dec 14, 2009

im gonna keep asking this till im loving blue in the face

where can i buy nino hamburgesa merch??????????????

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:16

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Sammy's selling :kiss:

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

My spirit animal is Nino just standing next to the apron doing nothing and letting everyone else do the work.

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Villano III Jr debuting a new Villanobreaker on his own partner jesus christ she went full scorpion

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:22

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

DEATH

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jesus Christ Vanilla may have broken Villano's face that was unpleasant

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:25

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

i loving love big mami and nino hamburguesa

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:29

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

It's just a bit on the nose that the wrestler named "Vanilla" is the least interesting person in this match

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:30

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:32

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

New champs :negative:

# ? Aug 4, 2019 02:31

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