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ok real talk i know hot pockets are poo poo but given the option what is your tier list of hot pockets top tier: beef taco, meatballs&mozzarella, four cheese pizza mid tier: pepperoni pizza, ham&cheese, cheeseburger poo poo tier: philly steak&cheese, chicken quesadilla
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The only hot pocket I have ever eaten was a broccoli cheese one. It was ok
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Aug 11, 2019 04:16
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Suspect Bucket posted:The only hot pocket I have ever eaten was a broccoli cheese one. had a friend that would bring one of those to work for lunch. That and carrots. Then he would heat it up and bite the end off. The carrots would get dipped in the hot pocket which I guess now held a very hot broccoli and cheese dip.
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Aug 11, 2019 04:35
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They're all pretty rank, honestly.
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Aug 11, 2019 04:49
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Has anybody ever looked forward to eating a hot pocket?
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Aug 11, 2019 14:56
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All cheese pockets all day.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:48
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top tier: mid tier: poo poo tier: all of them and this thread
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Aug 12, 2019 23:46
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I like the flavor that gives you explosive diarrhea. Oh wait that's all of them.
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Aug 13, 2019 08:13
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i like terrible food. i liked the barbecue beef. I notice the boxes now say "bbq recipe beef". what does that even mean? i'm sure they didn't used to say that. i guess that's a necessary legal disclaimer because someone complained they hadn't actually barbecued the beef, just put sauce on it? I didn't think they made the cheeseburger ones anymore? I remember trying those like twenty years ago and thinking it resembled a mcdonalds cheeseburger puree. even MY terrible taste was weirded out. Other flavors I dimly remember, I think they had a limited edition 'hawaiian pizza with jalapenos' flavor. And a 'pretzel bun' flavor. i haven't eaten one of these in years and nostalgia may flavor things.
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Aug 15, 2019 23:45
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I keep them in the freezer for when I'm too hungover to even answer delivery The breakfast ones are pretty good, pepperoni is pure nostalgia, BBQ probably second best. I've tried all of the new gimmick ones over the years at least once. I miss the "slices" and the "sub bun" ones. Edit: actually slices were some other brand. They were triangular but still hot pockets and covered in parmesan. Wish I could find em on Google AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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Aug 15, 2019 23:56
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Best hot pocket is Costco frozen chicken bakes.
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Aug 16, 2019 06:02
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Best hot pocket is Costco frozen chicken bakes.
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Aug 16, 2019 08:05
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Best hot pocket is Costco frozen chicken bakes. Dude. I just remembered those exist.
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Aug 16, 2019 18:05
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Resting Lich Face posted:Dude. I just remembered those exist. In some markets they have bulgogi bakes
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Aug 17, 2019 00:01
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I havent been able to find the taco flavor in ages. that one was my fave
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Aug 17, 2019 00:38
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What ever happened to Hot Pocket Subs? True connoisseurs will know what I'm talking about.
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Aug 17, 2019 15:17
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:In some markets they have bulgogi bakes Oh poo poo I better look because I expect that includes my market.
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Aug 18, 2019 21:26
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I've never had a hot pocket but I've bought those little chemical pouches you squeeze at winter to warm up your pockets and if they taste anything like real hot pockets I don't think I am a fan at all 
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Aug 18, 2019 23:17
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There's something wrong with their dough and the way it interacts with any red sauce used in them that is just off putting. Subway bread and their marinara sauce has a very similar problem. Also - better 
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Aug 19, 2019 08:50
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Hot pockets have all been poo poo since the transfat ban
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Aug 19, 2019 17:37
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Do you cook your HPs by putting them in an oven like some sort of 18th century barbarian, or do you use futuristic 21st century technology to thermally manipulate them to the perfect temperature in just two minutes?
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caedwalla posted:Do you cook your HPs by putting them in an oven like some sort of 18th century barbarian, or do you use futuristic 21st century technology to thermally manipulate them to the perfect temperature in just two minutes? Neither. I have enough self respect to not eat them.
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caedwalla posted:Do you cook your HPs by putting them in an oven like some sort of 18th century barbarian, or do you use futuristic 21st century technology to thermally manipulate them to the perfect temperature in just two minutes? I only cook HotPockets in an AirFryer. And the best flavor is the GaghPocket. 
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Aug 20, 2019 15:15
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caedwalla posted:Do you cook your HPs by putting them in an oven like some sort of 18th century barbarian, or do you use futuristic 21st century technology to thermally manipulate them to the perfect temperature in just two minutes? given the choice between microwaving and cooking in the oven, literally any food will be better in the oven
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Aug 21, 2019 05:07
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Kanine posted:given the choice between microwaving and cooking in the oven, literally any food will be better in the oven I'm not surprised someone unable to recognize the flavor supremacy of pepperoni 'za HPs has such a backwards opinion on modern refinements to the caveman-esque methods of heating food with burning propane or electrically stimulated coils of metal.
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Aug 21, 2019 06:04
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Pepperoni pizza hot pockets are the Nickelback of frozen food.
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Aug 21, 2019 07:52
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I have ejected vomitus at an astounding rate
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Aug 22, 2019 00:51
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Ate a wild berry pop tart today. So my answer is now wild berry pop tart.
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Aug 22, 2019 01:34
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toplitzin posted:I only cook HotPockets in an AirFryer. This looks like korean sweet potato noodles.
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Aug 22, 2019 06:27
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Ate a wild berry pop tart today. So my answer is now wild berry pop tart. yeah, poptarts and hot pockets are pretty much sweet and savory twins
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Aug 22, 2019 08:57
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A hot pocket is just a giant ravioli
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Aug 22, 2019 18:42
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:A hot pocket is just a giant ravioli Incorrect. A hot pocket is just a miniature stromboli.
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Aug 22, 2019 18:43
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toplitzin posted:Incorrect. A hot pocket is just a miniature stromboli.  A pie is just a round hot pocket
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Aug 22, 2019 18:53
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:
Only if it's a double crust.
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Aug 22, 2019 19:46
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:A pie is just a round hot pocket Hey man gently caress you
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Aug 22, 2019 19:55
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Hating Hot Pockets is just acknowledging that you hate all bread encrusted food items! Which are delicious ! Like Hot pockets! (all cheese)
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Aug 22, 2019 21:02
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Hating Hot Pockets is just acknowledging that you hate all bread encrusted food items! Which are delicious ! Like Hot pockets! (all cheese) A burrito is just a tex mex hot pocket.
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Aug 22, 2019 22:20
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Whenever I want to burn the gently caress out of my mouth, I go for the hot pockets!
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Aug 22, 2019 23:40
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toplitzin posted:A burrito is just a tex mex hot pocket.  
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The most pure feeling in the world is the roof of your mouth peeling after you bite into a 'roni' za HP and it spews its irradiated load of authentic Italian sauce and cheese throughout your cavernous maw.
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