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King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Can't wait for the :patssay: "nobody believed in us" narrative of overcoming acquiring a WR who committed sexual assault, an ancient quarterback who is finally breaking down despite being loaded to the gills with PEDs, and cheating in order to beat the worst team in the league.

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Robert's going to need a rub after this terrible weekend

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


If they're doing this for the Bengals they're doing it for everyone else

The Bengals were just the first organization to think to look into it this season

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
On the other hand,

The idea Bill is scared of Andey is funnier

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

If they're doing this for the Bengals they're doing it for everyone else

The Bengals were just the first organization to think to look into it this season

:hmmyes:

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Hired Goon: Psst....hey....the Boss wants you to be off "collecting archival footage, documentary-style" the week before we encounter "Big Red" in December.

Tired Sap: Uhh...you sure? Them?

HG: Yes dammit.

*sighs, doublechecks it says "Reid/Chiefs" on his phone*

It would be "d-Andy" to gather background info on "Big Red". Got it?

TS: Loud and clear.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

kalensc posted:

Hired Goon: Psst....hey....the Boss wants you to be off "collecting archival footage, documentary-style" the week before we encounter "Big Red" in December.

Tired Sap: Uhh...you sure? Them?

HG: Yes dammit.

*sighs, doublechecks it says "Reid/Chiefs" on his phone*

It would be "d-Andy" to gather background info on "Big Red". Got it?

TS: Loud and clear.


:five:

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


sharknado slashfic posted:

Since the Ravens are all dead now let's run this into the ground

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1204167338603491329

Pats still cheating, why I never imagined

asterisks on all those loving rings

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


kalensc posted:

Hired Goon: Psst....hey....the Boss wants you to be off "collecting archival footage, documentary-style" the week before we encounter "Big Red" in December.

Tired Sap: Uhh...you sure? Them?

HG: Yes dammit.

*sighs, doublechecks it says "Reid/Chiefs" on his phone*

It would be "d-Andy" to gather background info on "Big Red". Got it?

TS: Loud and clear.



lmao

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Happy anniversary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSGqlXQdh20

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It’s not even the fact that the Patriots were caught cheating that makes this so delicious, because of course they do.

It’s that they were caught cheating for the god drat Bengals.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Shot:


Chaser:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




tangy yet delightful posted:

I heard that Bill sent free wings coupons to Andy Reid's house and then had someone break in while he was out redeeming them to steal gameplans.

Nah it was a gift card for a subscription to ribmaps.com

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


CharlestheHammer posted:

Bill going full Trump here

i mean why wouldn't they? it works often because people don't care enough to punish hard enough to get that poo poo to stop

still though, god loving drat Bill.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Patriots cheating scandal, you say? Some old as Spring

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1204198056893321216

Ditka
Gates
Gonzalez
Gronk
Winslow

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

i mean why wouldn't they? it works often because people don't care enough to punish hard enough to get that poo poo to stop

still though, god loving drat Bill.


The Chiefs equipment "accidentally" getting shipped to New Jersey you say?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

"see we put Gronk in now shut up Millennials I need to jerk off to more 70's players!"

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
LOL the Pats have never stopped cheating or even considered that as an option. Take all draft picks and cut their salary cap.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


kiimo posted:

The Chiefs equipment "accidentally" getting shipped to New Jersey you say?

ol' slick william, greased the postman to hoodwink the out-of-towners

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ditka
Winslow
Gronkowski
Gonzo
Sharpe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Ditka was before my time. Someone school me on him, was he actually that good?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

a neat cape posted:

5. Gates
4. Winslow
3. Gronkowski
2. Gonzo
1. Sharpe

gently caress mike ditka

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

gently caress mike ditka

Agree but y'know how these work

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Ditka was before my time. Someone school me on him, was he actually that good?

was about to ask the same thing, even as a Chicagoan I don't think I've ever heard the homerest of homers say anything all that flattering about him as an actual player

But, as a cool aside, my uncle moved into Ditka's old house like 20 years ago, and they found all kinds of old family photos and stuff that were lost/left behind. All kinds of photos of him from high school/college and him playing football -- And my uncle thinks sports are dumb and has no appreciation for it.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Elephanthead posted:

LOL the Pats have never stopped cheating or even considered that as an option. Take all draft picks and cut their salary cap.

Entire team jumps on the TB12 payroll making 150% of their NFL contract value.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think the ewoks will score more then the eagles and Giants combined.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Burginator posted:

was about to ask the same thing, even as a Chicagoan I don't think I've ever heard the homerest of homers say anything all that flattering about him as an actual player

Anyone who would remember him playing is pushing retirement age at this point. He's basically the first TE to really do significant route running and produce as a receiver, so he'll almost certainly get on the list for that, even if he had like 4 productive years.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
I've spent my entire life just assuming Ditka was a linebacker

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


https://www.tmz.com/2019/12/09/new-england-patriots-fans-fight-kansas-city-chiefs-loss/

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Papercut posted:

I've spent my entire life just assuming Ditka was a linebacker

That's Butkus but I do the same thing

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Medium hot take: Barkley isn't very good.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

mcmagic posted:

Medium hot take: Barkley isn't very good.

Charles or Matt?

e: Oh right, the giants technically exist

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

a neat cape posted:

That's Butkus but I do the same thing

His name is dick butkus lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



really queer Christmas posted:

His name is dick butkus lol

He once killed a man!



... Okay, he was just nearby as a WR just fell over dead from a heart attack.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

mcmagic posted:

Medium hot take: Barkley isn't very good.
He’s probably hurt (high ankle sprains don’t really go away during a season) and definitely on a bad team but yeah he’s been a disappointment this year

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hotter take: picking Barkley over Darnold will eventually be a moot point. Like fretting over Trent Richardson or Kellen Clemens.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status...%23post14647299

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Right

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010



“no collusion”

“no quid pro quo”

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