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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Holy cannoli, one of GBS’ most recognized posters has a very special birthday today! Jury is still out of this handsome devil is a human or porpoise or dolphin or whatever the hell (and judging by that thread quality, probably a dodo bird! just kidding, slick!) but the point is, hes a goon and that’s good enough for me!

ITT we await LAPs eventual opening of this thread. In the mean time, let’s start with our favorite LAP threads and also our favorite animals.

Mine is a narwhal. I used to like them a lot as a kid ever since I saw them in a book, then never heard about them again so I figured maybe I just imagined it or it was a cryptid book or something. Anyway then that newgrounds meme video came out and I was like “oh they are real!”

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Theres a cute graphic novel series for kids called Narwhal and Jelly https://www.amazon.com/gp/bookseries/B075LC1QK2/ref=dp_st_0735262489

Also, happy literal birthday LAP

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

I don't know who or what you are talking about op but I like guinea pigs because they eat poop strait from their own butts

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Peregrine falcons are pretty great animals! Also happy birthday to Mr Person.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Happy birthday Tanner

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Happy Birthday WAP LAP!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Wearing a LAP ring right now. :smugbert:

Happy birthday sweaty bear, may your day be filled with joy, no throwing your kid against a sharp corner like last time, and love!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
LAP is the most person person I know, not that I know him personally but as far as people go, that guy's the personest.

I think dinosaurs are good for learning about and challenging our imaginations.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



I like animals whose names sound made up but aren't. I'm going to make a partial list

vinegaroon
barramundi
tegu
pimpled lumpsucker
dik-dik
pademelon
wobbegong
sarcastic fringehead
zorille
louvar
potoroo
duiker

please add your own

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Best wishes to you and Danger Mill LAP.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I'm larping as lap today in honour of lapday

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!



deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
Happy birthday, your stupid threads bring me great joy when I'm half awake

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Hazo posted:


sarcastic fringehead


No loving waa- :aaaaa:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Why don't we just give him a fuckin award for his posting while we're at it :jerkbag:

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Happy Birthday, LAP. Don't forget to wear the special suit.

Octopuses are freakin' cool as heck.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Happy birthday LAP, I enjoyed your woodworking and we still wear your rings all the time.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
ok whos giving him his birthday punches

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Hello and happy birthday, to a goon whose name I recognize.

I am partial to capybaras myself.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!



Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Oh I just remembered that LAP sent me a piece of wood he made and stained and it looks neat so I have it on my LOTR mantle above my fireplace which has all of my dad's and grandfathers pipes. It's displayed!

Thank you for that buddy. :glomp:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
While it's not my birthday I still expect each one of you to give me a gift. Especially buglord who owes me at least a handy for showing up in this thread.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh I just remembered that LAP sent me a piece of wood he made and stained and it looks neat so I have it on my LOTR mantle above my fireplace which has all of my dad's and grandfathers pipes. It's displayed!

Thank you for that buddy. :glomp:

I like that my sculptures live with all kinds of goons in all kinds of places. Gives me the warm fuzzies.

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


Literally A Person posted:

While it's not my birthday I still expect each one of you to give me a gift. Especially buglord who owes me at least a handy for showing up in this thread.

With or without eye contact?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Who?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Hazo posted:

I like animals whose names sound made up but aren't. I'm going to make a partial list

vinegaroon
barramundi
tegu
pimpled lumpsucker
dik-dik
pademelon
wobbegong
sarcastic fringehead
zorille
louvar
potoroo
duiker

please add your own

Potoo
Mata mata
Titmouse

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
omg happy birthday op

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
kisses, hugs and

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Madness posted:

With or without eye contact?

First one and then the other.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
lame rear end poosay


just kiddin'

i'm team LAP, except when we bickered about some stupid poo poo I can't remember in the lurker thread

otherwise: LAP! LAP! LAP!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I like his avatar

It's very nice

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
happy birthday literally a person

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
so anyone currently dating any sexy cryptids?

I'm dating a chupacabra, she lives in canada so you probably wouldn't know her

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

You keep spelling my name wrong.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Luvcow posted:

so anyone currently dating any sexy cryptids?

I'm dating a chupacabra, she lives in canada so you probably wouldn't know her

I hear she sucks.... Hard :smug:

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

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