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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

The NFL is scripted

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Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
It’s true, it’s scripted and it’s the same as last year

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

next week the nfl is back.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Liking the script (real) so far

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

gently caress Tom Brady

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

The dang nfl is scripted for the coward Tom Brady

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The NFL is scripted

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Regarding the title of the thread...I agree

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The NFL, it’s scripted.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Feel like this would've been the time to start the "Are The Cowboys... Back?" storyline and combine it with the "Tom Brady Feels Slighted" storyline that would highlight his inevitable second championship, but like any lovely fanfic, the hero isn't allowed to have any flaws and Brady isn't even allowed to lose his first game of the year.

If the script writers this iteration keep hating the Cowboys, though, they have my support.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



I don't know if you watched the game that just concluded but it is clear: the script has been written and it is Thomas Brady gets his 8th ring but it's a prince albert this time.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I know some people don't like sequels and remakes but I say keep 'em coming.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
This season is looking promising

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Script confirmed

https://twitter.com/AdamHBeasley/status/1436180248463388674?s=20

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Great script read would do again

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I feel like having two uncalled penalties in a row on the Bucaneers was a bit of a plot hole from the writers.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I feel like having two uncalled penalties in a row on the Bucaneers was a bit of a plot hole from the writers.

great writing leaves room for ambiguity

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

anyone thinking that hte cowboys weren't going to let the patsbuccs just waltz down the field for an easy fieldgoal is a loving stooge. nearly 2 minutes and a loving timeout.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The script continues to suck.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Gronk the lovable retard thats wins superbowls is just straight up oscar bait.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


the national football league is scripted

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Gronk the lovable retard thats wins superbowls is just straight up oscar bait.

He's not lovable tho

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Gronk the lovable retard thats wins superbowls is just straight up oscar bait.

but he went full retard :shrug:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The NFL is a product of natural raw physique, football IQ, gut check, eye test, and intangibles. Some guys just don't have it.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
Man, I hope we get a direct remake of last season complete with:
The patriots going 7-9.
Tom Brady winning again to the aggravation of everyone.
Belichick massively exposed as a system coach.
No fans in stadiums.

Put that script on the photocopier (or as I call it the Zee-rocks machine) until the NFL is destroyed. QED

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Magnetic North posted:

Man, I hope we get a direct remake of last season complete with:
The patriots going 7-9.
Tom Brady winning again to the aggravation of everyone.
Belichick massively exposed as a system coach.
No fans in stadiums.

Put that script on the photocopier (or as I call it the Zee-rocks machine) until the NFL is destroyed. QED

This is a horrible script.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

fartknocker posted:

This is a horrible script.

your a horrible script

gottem

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Cowboys and Browns come incredibly close to upsetting the two teams in the SuperBowl last season, only to Cowboy/Browns it up yet again right at the end like usual.

Guess ya gotta keep playing the hits until the ratings go down.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

The NFL is scripted

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The NFL is scripted

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Cavauro posted:

The NFL is scripted

Writers did good on the last game!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/PubSportsRadio/status/1442319000877236225

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

the NFL is scripted 2021 edition

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
bring back the old writers

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
It's kinda hosed up that the chargers coach can read the chargers script and do the opposite to win

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

bring back the old writers

gently caress that poo poo, yesterday was the best NFL Sunday and best Red Zone experience in years!

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

bring back the old writers

I am in favor of the "Patriots lose" plotline, but I am not in favor of the "Tom Brady loses" plotline.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The national football league is as scripted as wrestling

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The script today was good until the last game, which was diarrhea.

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Pork Chops Aplenty
Jan 11, 2008

Has anyone mentioned how the NFL is scripted lately? Because the NFL is scripted

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