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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Two months into the season and summer football's officially gone and we're starting the long dark trudge to Christmas. Wednesday nights in Stoke are getting wetter, chairmen start getting fidgety with underperforming managers and tricky wingers at bottom half clubs start updating their CVs ready for the January transfer window.

The table's starting to take a bit of shape as well - nothing set in stone of course, but you can start to see form developing and once teams get in the habit of winning or losing it can be tough to turn it around. In Halloween terms Brighton and Everton have got full size mars bars and continue their march to Europe.



October is also Sacktober and is usually when you'll get an early departure for one of the strugglers. If you haven't already made a pick for the first manager to get the boot in the Sack Race thread now's the time to do it.

But the most spooky thing about October is ANOTHER loving INTERNATIONAL BREAK. All your faves will be jetting off to get covid while playing an appalling 0-0 against loving idk Romania or whoever and we'll just have to watch premier league years on repeat for two weeks. Hopefully someone gets sacked or a backup goalie gets caught driving the wrong way down the M1 20 times over the limit wearing nothing but his gloves or we'll have very little to talk about

Dare you enter the football house of horrors?!??




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Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Submission for the house of horrors:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Poor Phil Jones, can't even make the Spooky First XI.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Really excited for Manchester United to slug it out with your Brightons and your Hove Albions for that coveted 4th place trophy

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Vinestalk posted:

Submission for the house of horrors:





This is a 35 year old man.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
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Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
Is that Gary Busey?

Dave Angel
Sep 8, 2004

One from the current BBC Football front page:

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Watford manager sacked lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Klopp owns

quote:

Jürgen Klopp has launched an attack on people who refuse coronavirus vaccinations by comparing them to drink-drivers and saying they are to blame if others catch Covid from them.

The Liverpool manager accused the anti-vaccination movement of ignoring the experts and endangering others while making disingenuous claims about a loss of freedom to justify their stance.

While many Premier League clubs are reportedly yet to get half their players fully vaccinated, Klopp said his persuasive powers were not required to ensure Liverpool’s squad are double jabbed. “I can say we have 99% vaccinated. I didn’t have to convince the players, it was more a natural decision from the team. I cannot remember really talking to a player in a one-on-one situation and explaining to him.”

Gareth Southgate has revealed he received abuse for recording a message encouraging young people to be vaccinated and Klopp, who followed his usual policy of consulting specialists in their fields, said: “It sounds like we are not allowed to give people advice. Where did I get the knowledge from that I think it makes sense to get the vaccine? I called doctors that I’ve known for years and I asked them: ‘What should I do?’

“That’s how I usually work: when you don’t know, you call a specialist and the specialist tells you. That’s why I took the vaccination because I am in an age group [54] where it is not that easy any more, the virus could be tricky, and I was really happy when I could get it. The specialists out there say the vaccination is the solution at the moment.

“If I say I am vaccinated, other people say: ‘How can you tell me I should be vaccinated?’ It is a little bit like drink-driving. We all probably were in a situation where we had a beer or two and thought we still could drive but, [because of] the law, we are not allowed to drive so we don’t drive. But this law is not there for protecting me when I drink two beers and want to drive, it’s for protecting all the other people because I’m drunk and we accept that as a law.

“I don’t take the vaccination only to protect me, I take the vaccination to protect all the people around me. I don’t understand why that is a limitation of freedom because, if it is, then not being allowed to drink and drive is a limitation of freedom as well. I got the vaccination because I was concerned about myself but even more so about everybody around me. If I get [Covid] and I suffer from it: my fault. If I get it and spread it to someone else: my fault and not their fault.”

Klopp called for greater openness about vaccination statuses in the interests of safety. “We are not allowed to ask people if they are vaccinated but I’m allowed to ask a taxi driver: ‘Are you drunk?’ If he says: ‘I don’t have to tell you,’ then I say: ‘OK, I don’t drive with you.’ If I show up in the office drunk, they can send me home or even sack me but we are not allowed to ask people. I might be really naive but I don’t understand it.”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/oct/02/liverpool-jurgen-klopp-says-anti-vaxxers-endanger-others

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



https://mobile.twitter.com/martynziegler/status/1445722767941259267

https://twitter.com/LukeEdwardsTele/status/1445742384789135368?s=20

Get yer cans chilling lads it’s loving happening

Hasten to glory and supremacy!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:getin:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Can the Geordi Arabians delay the takeover until after January so Leeds can sign saint-maximin before they give him a fat new contract, thanks

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
arbitration starts in January so its unlikely a sale happens before the window shuts

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The PL is going to cave before arbitration, get the cans ready now

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I hope it fails again and Newcastle go into insolvency.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

I hope it fails again and Newcastle go into insolvency.

CANS, bitch

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1445755282819223560?t=VlchdpiWrjqEpIJpbxK6Jg&s=19

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



GET YOUR TITS OUT, TIME FOR CANS

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

cans

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwhp5B-ywDw

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lads

https://theathletic.com/live-blogs/...ub/e7qyTqtaw7YX

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Saudis when?????

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’m cranking my hog to the thought of the Saudis, ready to open up these cans

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao at this ironclad proof that all that spilled ink over the fit and proper persons test had nothing to do with the genocide or murder or human rights abuses and everything to do with cold hard cash

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

vyelkin posted:

lmao at this ironclad proof that all that spilled ink over the fit and proper persons test had nothing to do with the genocide or murder or human rights abuses and everything to do with cold hard cash

No poo poo...was there any doubts otherwise? Didn't the Prem pretty much say it was due to the streaming poo poo?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I hope the "Saudis" are all actually a bunch of Mackems in robes and Mike Ashley is too dumb to have noticed how they kept giggling and saying "Howay, effendi".

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Announce cans

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
مع السلامة, pet

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I'm looking forward to the footage of shirtless Geordies wearing tea towels on their heads, maybe chucking around some fake banknotes with the saudis face on them

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

vyelkin posted:

lmao at this ironclad proof that all that spilled ink over the fit and proper persons test had nothing to do with the genocide or murder or human rights abuses and everything to do with cold hard cash

We’ve been through this and decided that genocide murder and human rights abuses are not nearly as bad as not buying players for Newcastle United Football Club.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

blue footed boobie posted:

We’ve been through this and decided that genocide murder and human rights abuses are not nearly as bad as not buying players for Newcastle United Football Club.

thats right

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



blue footed boobie posted:

We’ve been through this and decided that genocide murder and human rights abuses are not nearly as bad as not buying players for Newcastle United Football Club.

Good

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

blue footed boobie posted:

We’ve been through this and decided that genocide murder and human rights abuses are not nearly as bad as not buying players for Newcastle United Football Club.

Pretty much

Saudis in

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

blue footed boobie posted:

We’ve been through this and decided that genocide murder and human rights abuses are not nearly as bad as not buying players for Newcastle United Football Club.
good to see you talking sense

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
HELLO

i've know i've said this on at least 7 occasions, but newcastle are definitely getting taken over in the next day or so

i see we're already talking about, very good

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
i wanna see the official twitter, in two tweets, announce the take over then announce bruce's sacking

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

gently caress Newcastle and gently caress Saudi Arabia

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