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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Hey, is Jacob Chychrun a piece which could help a team with plenty of scoring for negated by plenty of scoring against? Asking for a friend.

No. Not really.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/ian_mendes/status/1488345379024351234

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

What attendance problem? :smugdog:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I get the feeling they meant that to be tongue-in-cheek but hoo boy, is it not going to be interpreted that way by the masses.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Has Dave Tippet always played McDavid and Draisaitl on different lines in OT? What a fuckin dinosaur

Edmonton lost to this roster lol

https://twitter.com/senators/status/1488304084620918784?s=21

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


CBJSprague24 posted:

I get the feeling they meant that to be tongue-in-cheek but hoo boy, is it not going to be interpreted that way by the masses.

oh they're absolutely teeing themselves up for memes and jokes down the road but at this point they might as well just lean into it.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
:sickos:

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Kinda impressed by this because the defence is about as bad as Sergei Abandonne without the actual abandonne part:

https://twitter.com/JhanHky/status/1488348482180206592

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
They should let the Sedins come back just to play hockey blackjack.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

lmfao, what. He did the exact opposite of defending

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

MoaM posted:

lmfao, what. He did the exact opposite of defending

It’s the turn in the w one direction at the end that really makes it.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

The Dirty Burger posted:

Has Dave Tippet always played McDavid and Draisaitl on different lines in OT? What a fuckin dinosaur


No that's new. It used to be that they played 4 minutes of OT together.

bub spank
Feb 1, 2005

the THRILL
I expected the Sens to be absolutely dire to watch in the absence of 3 of their top 5 forwards (Batherson, Norris, C. Brown), but they've been surprisingly entertaining. Mostly on the backs of Stutzle, Chabot, and Nick Paul. More impressively, they've actually been competitive with the following forward lineup:

Tkachuk - Stutzle - Ennis
Formenton - Tierney - Gaudette
Sanford - Paul - Watson
Kastelic - Shaw - Sokolov

If half the names on that list make you say "who?" or "they're still in the league?", you're not alone.

e: During this stretch, Stutzle and Tkachuk have played a few full-2-minute powerplays because the team doesn't have any other options. I'd say that this is a huge indictment of their lack of depth, but they're also missing Pinto and White this season, meaning they've lost 5 of their expected pre-season top-9 forwards.

bub spank fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Feb 1, 2022

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Stützle looks like a completely different player since he moved to centre. He holds on to the puck longer, he’s been great defensively especially last night matched against McDavid.

They’ve been competitive and fun with half their top 6 injured, but seeing Tierney and Sanford get powerplay time still hurts my soul

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/Sheng_Peng/status/1488558123262492677

its me, the petty bitch who absolutely lives for the sharks making GBS threads on Kane like this

I'm not even saying that jokingly, I love this poo poo.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/Sheng_Peng/status/1488558123262492677

its me, the petty bitch who absolutely lives for the sharks making GBS threads on Kane like this

I'm not even saying that jokingly, I love this poo poo.

I might have to tune into the first game they meet on Feb 14th.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/DallasStars/status/1488580756486213634

TRADES! TRADES! TRADES!!!!

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Sure, those are totally real people

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

NBC has released its announcer lists for the Olympics and, for hockey, they're gonna party like it's 2021:

quote:

HOCKEY

Kenny Albert, Play by Play
Brendan Burke, Play by Play
John Walton, Play by Play
Chris Vosters, Play by Play
Brian Boucher, Analyst
Anson Carter, Analyst
Keith Jones, Analyst
Monique Lamoureux-Morando, Analyst
AJ Mlezcko, Analyst
Dom Moore, Analyst
Eddie Olczyk, Analyst
Angela Ruggiero, Analyst
Leila Rahimi, Reporter

https://awfulannouncing.com/nbc/nbc-announces-broadcaster-lineup-for-winter-olympics-headlined-by-rebecca-lowe-maria-taylor-mike-tirico.html

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

DJExile posted:

TRADES! TRADES! TRADES!!!!

Tye Felhaber is a guy I had alot of hope for, he put up some eye popping scoring numbers in juniors but it seemed like every year he spent in the AHL things looked less and less promising.. I feel like he never really got his shot for the Texas Stars in terms of the linemates or the ice time that he needed to develop as a scoring talent.

Lipanov looks like a change of scenery is sorely needed lol.. not the career progression you expect from a 3rd round pick

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
An important milestone was reached today

https://twitter.com/LeafsIastCup/status/1488604230097145856

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


WE DID IT :toot:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



You forgot this part:

https://twitter.com/LeafsIastCup/status/1488604377577246721?s=20&t=6nN_mpav2eazaTaSfQ5URA

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
that's a lot of days imo

Misanthrope
Jun 10, 2001

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

That's the first trade in a almost a month... since the Jack Eichel trade on November 4th, there's been 8 total trades mostly involving spare parts.

NHL GMs are so risk averse they must walk around in bubble wrap.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Flat cap and the 16 playoff teams being decided by like Thanksgiving will keep that pretty quiet

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

DJExile posted:

Flat cap and the 16 playoff teams being decided by like Thanksgiving will keep that pretty quiet

Not many teams are looking for that boost to get inside the wild card spots. And the ones that might be looking to do it probably shouldn’t. The Western conference is full of these teams and the Pacific is loaded with them. I don’t see Dallas going for the stretch on it and all the Pacific teams seem to know that they might make the playoffs, but they probably aren’t actually good enough to make much happen if they get there.

The only thing that’s going to make trades happen is the flat cap and teams trying to make cap space for the summer.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Can confirm Dallas will not make the playoffs. Lol, management don't know that tho! Buy buy buy!

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
https://twitter.com/AGrossNewsday/status/1488635964268462083

:woop: ISLANDERS ARE GOOD AGAI--

oh

Chara's still there

Nevermind.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Love that I can’t watch the Rangers tonight since i dont pay for E+. Awesome.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Not Important posted:

https://twitter.com/AGrossNewsday/status/1488635964268462083

:woop: ISLANDERS ARE GOOD AGAI--

oh

Chara's still there

Nevermind.

Just once I'd like to see a player still playing at 50.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Twin Cinema posted:

Just once I'd like to see a player still playing at 50.

Jagr hits 50 in 2 weeks. (I know what you meant, but hey)

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/njdevils/status/1488634692077338631?s=21

Hmm

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
yea its lunar new year

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Edit: oh

When did the devils turn into a Pink Floyd fascism flag because that's the vibe I'm getting here

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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I have concerns.... despite what they were going for.

Edit: kinda looks like loss too

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah I absolutely get what they were going for but it uh... really didn't work, especially with the logo.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
That colour scheme is absolutely a keeper.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

DJExile posted:

Yeah I absolutely get what they were going for but it uh... really didn't work, especially with the logo.

I dunno I really don't see anything wrong with it. It was designed by a Chinese-American artist and incorporates very obvious Chinese/Lunar New Year symbolism. And the color scheme rocks.

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