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Welcome to Whose Turn Is It Anyway, where everything's made up and the levels don't matter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ██████████████████████████████████████████████ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please create your character. You must input: Name (Optional) Age (Optional) Gender (Optional) Generic Fantasy Race (Optional) Description (Very Optional) Class (NOT OPTIONAL) - You can either suggest your own Class or request to pick up one out of three I'll give. Do not deviate from this in any way. Once you have a class of your choice you'll be able to choose some abilities. Then the "games" will begin. Comply. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ██████████████████████████████████████████████ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Engagements: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SESSION 1 Dog Kisser vs Theantero Theantero vs Dog Kisser BraveLittleToaster vs Not Alex Not Alex vs Nothingtoseehere Shinarato vs KittyEmpress Nothingtoseehere vs Not Alex paper bag with a face vs Carados malbogio vs Nothingtoseehere AJ_Impy vs Infinity Gaia Infinity Gaia vs Nothingtoseehere Arcanuse vs Nothingtoseehere Swedish Thaumocracy vs Arcanuse Hexenritter vs Shinarato Grey Face vs Craig K Chaosfeather vs Not Alex SESSION 2 Dog Kisser vs Hexenritter Infinity Gaia vs Swedish Thaumocracy paper bag with a face vs AJ_Impy Arcanuse vs Dog Kisser Shinarato vs Not Alex AJ_Impy vs Dog Kisser BraveLittleToaster vs Grey Face Swedish Thaumocracy vs Hexenritter Theantero vs BraveLittleToaster Hexenritter vs AJ_Impy Not Alex vs Kild KittyEmpress vs AJ_Impy KittyEmpress vs Dog Kisser Nothingtoseehere vs BraveLittleToaster Chaosfeather vs KittyEmpress malbogio vs Arcanuse Argue vs Kild Otherkinsey Scale vs paper bag with a face Kild vs Argue SESSION 3 Arcanuse, Infinity Gaia, Otherkinsey Scale vs Aleena of the Solstice (Bloodlust) Infinity Gaia, Chaosfeather, Swedish Thaumocracy vs Ellen (Bloodlust) Kild, Swedish Thaumocracy, Hexenritter vs Sophia-Mar (Talkative) malbogio vs Yuga-Clarice (Bloodlust) BraveLittleToaster, Argue vs One-Six (Talkative) AJ_Impy, BraveLittleToaster, Dog Kisser vs Sophia-Mar (Talkative) Otherkinsey Scale vs #4 (Bloodlust) Theantero vs Aleena of the Solstice (Combative) Dog Kisser, Theantero, Arcanuse vs #4 (Talkative) Chaosfeather vs Malu (Survivalist) Swedish Thaumocracy, Infinity Gaia, Otherkinsey Scale vs Yasha-Mar (Bloodlust) Shinarato, Dog Kisser, Hexenritter vs Ellen (Talkative) paper bag with a face, BraveLittleToaster, Infinity Gaia vs Turina (Bloodlust) KittyEmpress vs Malu (Talkative) Not Alex, Otherkinsey Scale vs Malu (Combative) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ██████████████████████████████████████████████ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Current Players ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shinarato Score: 1/0/2 Level 2 Exp: 21/150 Bread Concocteur - Lv 2 Skills: [BCN] Yeast Concoction - Uses your bread to cause a severe infection on the enemies, increasing their level of carbon dioxide. [BCN] Airborne Fermentation - Causes the enemy to inhale a fermentation agent. This will make different types of food they've ingested increase in size, based on the food consumed. Increased efficiency on bread and alcohol. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not Alex Score: 2/2/2 Level 3 Exp: 53/204 Ant Pope - Lv 2 Skills: [ANT] Release Oleic Acid - Ants will immediately carry you to the nearby graveyard, allowing you to heal well-guarded and protected. [ANT] Rapid Trapjaws - On a successful hit, snaps the jaws to deal massive damage to the enemy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AJ_Impy as Smythely Fotherington, Half-Ogre Score: 1/2/2 Level 2 Exp: 127/150 Upper - Lv 2 Skills: [UPP] Threaten Lawsuit - If the enemy fails the moral check, they might yield if they don't have enough money to put up with your bullshit. Traits: [UPP] Philosophy+ - While your privileged education has given you good fundaments on philosophy, you can choose to study it further to aid your rhetoric. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BraveLittleToaster Score: 1/2/1 Level 2 Exp: 77/150 Mysterious Cool Mentor Archetype - Lv 2 Skills: [MST] Inspirational Uttering - Say a phrase of effect, either stunning your enemy or inspiring an ally. Traits: [MST] Words of Wisdom - Your enemies always receive an extra 15 Exp regardless of outcome if they allow you to speak. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothingtoseehere as Genercius Fantatus, Broken Obscure Elf Score: 4/0/2 Level 3 Exp: 112/204 Minmaxxer - Lv 3 Swole Priest - Lv 0 Skills: [MAX] Multiclass: Swole Priest - You immediately realize that minmaxing involves getting a lot of buffs and you don't have any. [MAX] Study Pattern - You take a turn or two or three taking punches to learn the enemy behavior, so you can optimize your own turns. Traits: [MAX] Physical Improvement - Your adventures and possible deaths have resulted in a stronger body. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dog Kisser as Niceo the Omnibenevolent Score: 1/1/3 Level 3 Exp: 15/204 Greater God - Lv 3 Skills: [GOD] Answer Prayer - Being a God is no easy task, and while most mortals are content with praying to the average God, some really think they can get you to answer their inane bullshit. People pray every time, even during combat, so it's up to you whether to answer their call and increase your popularity or not. [GOD] Greater Miracle: Water to Fine Wine: Sweet - You can transmute water into sweet wine of the highest quality, though most people can't differentiate it between regular wine on a double blind test. [GOD] Behold, This Is Their Life - By experiencing Life as they did, you obtain a greater insight into the life of mortals. Gains 5% to 40% of the opponent's experience, but leaves you vulnerable during the insight. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Theantero Score: 1/2/0 Level 2 Exp: 25/150 OP Protagonist - Lv 2 Skills: [OPP] Second and Third and Fourth Wind - Whenever your HP drops to below 30%, you gain another 30%. This is reduced by 10% for each time it happens. Traits: [OPP] Sudden Realization - After a certain amount of turns in combat, you realize what it is you've been doing wrong all along. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KittyEmpress, Dwarf Score: 1/1/2 Level 2 Exp: 65/150 Slashfic Writer - Lv 2 Skills: [FIC] Anti Cancelator - If your opponent is fundamentally against your writing style, send your legion of fans to reduce their reputation [FIC] Flatter - Choose to write about your opponent, in a manner that might flatter them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- paper bag with a face Score: 2/1/0 Level 2 Exp: 51/150 Horned King - Lv 2 Skills: [HRN] Conjure Horn Armor: Brittle - Infuses your armor with horns, increasing your block chance and thorns damage. Those break as soon as hit. [HRN] Field of Thorns - Fills the ground around you with thorns that range from a few inches to human sized. Long cooldown. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- malbogio Score: 1/0/1 Level 2 Exp: 5/150 Bandersnatch - Lv 1 Skills: [BND] Summon Jubjub - Attempts to summon the Jubjub bird, who will attack enemies with you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hexenritter as Trip N'balz Score: 2/0/2 Level 2 Exp: 90/150 Psilocyborg - Lv 2 Skills: [PSI] Emit Soundwave: EDM - Your cybernetic implants play EDM on the background. The sound quality is not very high, making it a grating experience both for you and the enemy, moreso if the enemy dislikes EDM. Traits: [PSI] Combat Implants - Turn your soundspeakers into soundwave engines, allowing them to propel you aggressively towards the enemy. Change your category to Combatant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Infinity Gaia as 1d6+1 Goblins, Goblin Score: 1/1/1 Level 2 Exp: 31/150 Low Level Random Encounter - Lv 2 Traits: [LOW] Preemptive Attack - You start by ambushing the enemy. [LOW] Cooperate - Find other Low Level Random Encounter in the area and have them join your group. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carados Score: 0/0/1 Level 1 Exp: 30/100 Rodent Tamer of Srybx - Lv 1 Skills: [ROD] Find Buff Nuts - Sends a Squirrel to locate magical or buts with positive ailments. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arcanuse as XAOS, Chaos Elemental Score: 2/1/1 Level 3 Exp: 39/204 God of Chaos - Lv 3 Skills: [XAO] Boltzmann Collapse - You and your party's experience gain is picked between (15%, 50%, 90%, 150%, 180%, 300%) Traits: [XAO] Seed of Chaos - Every enemy who fights you in battle has a 10% increased experience gain. [XAO] Memetic Hazard - Every enemy who wins against you has a 10% chance to auto-draw. This spreads for everyone who wins against an infected player. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grey Face, Orc 1/1/0 Level 1 Exp: 95/100 Axe Wizard - Lv 1 Skills: [AXE] XAOS' Wizardry Swing - Every time you swing your axe there's a chance a firebolt, lightning bolt, chaos bolt, poison bolt or freezing bolt will come out of it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig K as Puck, Fairy Dragon Score: 0/0/1 Level 1 Exp: 30/100 Rogue - Lv 1 Skills: [ROG] Phase Shift - Instead of covering in the shadows you simply phase out of existence for 2 turns. Has a chance to open the next attack with an ambush. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Swedish Thaumocracy as ZiG Score: 1/1/1 Level 2 Exp: 10/150 Multi-Role Combat Vehicle - Lv 2 Traits: [ZIG] For Great Justice - You have greatly increased initiative and damage against enemies who have defeated you or an ally. [ZIG] Anti-Ambush Preventive Measures - Following past experiences, you've installed upgrades sensors that prevent any traps, explosives, ambushes or initiative attacks against you from enemies of your level or below. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chaosfeather as Alexander Score: 2/0/0 Level 2 Exp: 20/150 Summoner - Lv 2 Skills: [SMN] Summon Chaostalker - Summons a XAOS' attuned quadrupedal hunter [SMN] Summon Kalista (Gabriela) - Summons a Kalista of your choice for a few minutes. You're not guaranteed cooperation. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kild Score: 0/3/0 Level 2 Exp: 2/150 Villain Dropout Streamer - Lv 2 Traits: [TTV] Fake Speedruns - You've learned the mastery of tampering with video-evidence of events, allowing you to turn losses into draws and 50% chance of turning draws into victories. This does not change how much Exp you earn, but it might intimidate enemies later on. [TTV] Interview Contestant - You have the option to coincidentally schedule an interview with a fellow contestant of your choice for each battle against you. If they decide to join you in, share the Experience gain. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Argue, the Mushroom Kingdom Toad Score: 2/0/0 Level 2 Exp: 20/150 VTuber - Lv 2 Traits: [VTB] Livestream - Through a series of legal hoops you managed rights to live streams the match, discouraging some enemies from being too aggressive. [VTB] Rake in - Every match that you win against a non-Combatant attracts new fans and gives you a cumulative +10% experience bonus for Pacifists, +7% for Supporters. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- boo_radley as Skrungly Level 1 Exp: 0/100 Necrophage - Lv 1 Traits: [NCP] Feline Scavenger - Before the match, find some random dead animal remains to eat. Small chance they might be magical and give you buffs. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Otherkinsey Scale as Dame Gamma, the Mutant Score: 0/1/0 Level 1 Exp: 42/100 Half-Life Knight - Lv 1 [HLK] Demon core - Ponder the orb but for a brief moment, dealing massive radiation damage to the enemy the closer they are to you. Elentor fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jun 23, 2022 |
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Class: Bread based mad scientist.
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May 20, 2022 14:40
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Shinarato posted:Class: Bread based mad scientist. Please select one out of three skills: 1) Yeast Concoction - Uses your bread to cause a severe infection on the enemies, increasing their level of carbon dioxide. 2) Fungal Cultivation - After leaving your breads to rot, this allows you to cultivate different types of fungi which can be used to attack your enemies. 3) Toss Hardened Bread - You attempt to toss a very hard bread at the enemy.
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May 20, 2022 14:47
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Elentor posted:Please select one out of three skills: This please Associated One Liner: I am the YEAST of your problems!
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May 20, 2022 14:51
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Class: Ant Pope
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May 20, 2022 15:37
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Class: Upper
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May 20, 2022 15:44
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Not Alex posted:Class: Ant Pope 1) Bullet Ant Bullet - Shoots a bullet ant at the enemy, who might sting them. 2) Release Oleic Acid - Ants will immediately carry you to the nearby graveyard, allowing you to heal well-guarded and protected. 3) Summon Ant Warriors - Summons regular sized ant-warriors to attack your enemy. Efficiency based on how close you are to an ant hill.
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May 20, 2022 16:00
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AJ_Impy posted:Class: Upper 1) Bribe - Bribes an enemy with your money if you're losing. High efficiency check but low experience gained. 2) Threaten Lawsuit - If the enemy fails the moral check, they might yield if they don't have enough money to put up with your bullshit. 3) Influence - Attempts to influence an enemy by convincing them you're a good ally. No experience earned if successful.
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May 20, 2022 16:02
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Elentor posted:2) Release Oleic Acid - Ants will immediately carry you to the nearby graveyard, allowing you to heal well-guarded and protected. Waft your phermones in a holy chorus brethren. We have selected.
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May 20, 2022 16:05
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Elentor posted:2) Threaten Lawsuit - If the enemy fails the moral check, they might yield if they don't have enough money to put up with your bullshit. A class action named Sue.
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May 20, 2022 16:23
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Class: Greater God
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May 20, 2022 16:55
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Class: Minmaxxer
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May 20, 2022 17:56
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Class: Mysterious Cool Mentor Archetype
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May 20, 2022 18:06
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Class: Bandersnatch
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May 20, 2022 18:40
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Class: Psychic
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May 20, 2022 19:18
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Name: Trip N'balz Race: ??? Class: Psilocyborg
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May 20, 2022 19:48
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Dog Kisser posted:Class: Greater God 1) Answer Prayer - Being a God is no easy task, and while most mortals are content with praying to the average God, some really think they can get you to answer their inane bullshit. People pray every time, even during combat, so it's up to you whether to answer their call and increase your popularity or not. 2) Stomp on Enemy - When you learned mortals called you a "greater god" and you researched the meaning of the word, you took it too literally, and made your avatar gigantic. You can choose to stomp on your enemies with this slow, slow move. 3) Greater Miracle: Water to Fine Wine: Sweet - You can transmute water into sweet wine of the highest quality, though most people can't differentiate it between regular wine on a double blind test.
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May 21, 2022 01:14
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Nothingtoseehere posted:Class: Minmaxxer 1) Study Pattern - You take a turn or two or three taking punches to learn the enemy behavior, so you can optimize your own turns. 2) Multiclass: Swole Priest - You immediately realize that minmaxing involves getting a lot of buffs and you don't have any. 3) Beat Frantically the Enemy - For those without proper training, sometimes rushing in and just trying to beat as much as you can is the correct course of action.
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May 21, 2022 01:18
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BraveLittleToaster posted:Class: Mysterious Cool Mentor Archetype 1) Move Out of Attack Calmly - Displays your decades of expertise by dodging one attack flawlessly. 2) Wise Intimidation - Acts wise and imperious, making your enemy hesitate on attacking you. 3) Inspirational Uttering - Say a phrase of effect, either stunning your enemy or inspiring an ally.
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May 21, 2022 01:24
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malbogio posted:Class: Bandersnatch 1) Frumious Frenzy - Unleashes an all-out attack against the enemy. Deals more damage the more times its used. 2) Summon Jubjub - Attempts to summon the Jubjub bird, who will attack enemies with you. 3) Snatch Banders - Removes a healing buff or stat from the enemy. Elentor fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jun 4, 2022 |
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May 21, 2022 01:27
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Hexenritter posted:Name: Trip N'balz 1) Spheroid Expedition - Enters a trance-like state for 2 turns that may or not enlighten your mind, giving you either a bad a trip or a deep insight into the enemy's working. 2) Vital Infusion - Injects hallucinogens in your system that slow your metabolism, reducing bleed effect and slowly healing you, but making you slower. 3) Emit Soundwave: EDM - Your cybernetic implants play EDM on the background. The sound quality is not very high, making it a grating experience both for you and the enemy, moreso if the enemy dislikes EDM.
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May 21, 2022 01:32
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Elentor posted:3) Inspirational Uttering - Say a phrase of effect, either stunning your enemy or inspiring an ally. BraveLittleToaster fucked around with this message at 01:43 on May 21, 2022 |
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May 21, 2022 01:36
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Class: OP Protagonist
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May 21, 2022 01:40
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Elentor posted:1) Study Pattern - You take a turn or two or three taking punches to learn the enemy behavior, so you can optimize your own turns. 2) Multiclass: Swole Priest - You immediately realize that minmaxing involves getting a lot of buffs and you don't have any. To get all our buffs, we become buff. Name: Genercius Fantatus Generic Fantasy Race: Broken obscure elf subrace Class: Minmaxxer Multiclass: Swole Priest
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May 21, 2022 01:42
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Theantero posted:Class: OP Protagonist 1) Power of Friendship - Allies are more resistant to intimidation effects, as long as they like you. 2) Sudden Realization - After a certain amount of turns in combat, you realize what it is you've been doing wrong all along. 3) Second and Third and Fourth Wind - Whenever your HP drops to below 30%, you gain another 30%. This is reduced by 10% for each time it happens.
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May 21, 2022 01:43
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ATTENTION DUELISTS There are now enough participants. You must choose one (1 (uno)) enemy to engage in combat. The environment for such combat will be the Serene Forests of Evergon. You can choose another player who has been chosen previously. You can also choose the same person who chose you for a double round. DO NOT DEVIATE. Once you fight await until further notice to challenge someone again. Elentor fucked around with this message at 08:01 on May 21, 2022 |
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May 21, 2022 01:49
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Elentor posted:1) Answer Prayer - Being a God is no easy task, and while most mortals are content with praying to the average God, some really think they can get you to answer their inane bullshit. People pray every time, even during combat, so it's up to you whether to answer their call and increase your popularity or not. Niceo the Omnibenevolent is ready with a million listening ears. Amen, friends! Edit: I chose "OP Protagonist"
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May 21, 2022 01:50
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Elentor posted:3) Second and Third and Fourth Wind - Whenever your HP drops to below 30%, you gain another 30%. This is reduced by 10% for each time it happens. This one! Dog Kisser posted:Class: Greater God The OP Protagonist must prove his OP-ness by trivially dispatching a Greater God. COME AT ME!
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May 21, 2022 01:52
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Class: Rodent Tamer of Srybx
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May 21, 2022 01:52
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Generic Fantasy Race: Dwarf Class: Slashfic Author
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May 21, 2022 01:59
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Carados posted:Class: Rodent Tamer of Srybx 1) Find Buff Nuts - Sends a Squirrel to locate magical or buts with positive ailments. 2) Go for the eyes, Boo - Sends a Squirrel to attack the enemy in an attempt to blind them. 3) Summon Overgrown Srykbx Megarat - Summons a very aggressive rodent who will attack the enemy.
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May 21, 2022 02:00
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As part of my mysterious past that will be revealed in a flashback roughly 40 hours into the game, I have history with a certain organization that must be hinted at during this battle.. Have at you, Ant Pope!
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May 21, 2022 02:01
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Genercius Fantatus seeks divinity. We shall shepherd this wayward aphid. To quote the scripture "Verily a swarm composed of Fine or Diminutive creatures is immune to all weapon damage."
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May 21, 2022 02:01
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Class: Horned King
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May 21, 2022 02:02
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I choose KittyEmpress once they have acquired a power.
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May 21, 2022 02:02
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KittyEmpress posted:Generic Fantasy Race: Dwarf 1) Anti Cancelator - If your opponent is fundamentally against your writing style, sends your legion of fans to reduce their reputation 2) Fic Slash - Use paper sharper than razors to attack your enemies, inflicting low damage but severe pain 3) Gross Out - Read parts of your fics to the enemy. This might reduce their accuracy.
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May 21, 2022 02:03
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Elentor posted:1) Anti Cancelator - If your opponent is fundamentally against your writing style, sends your legion of fans to reduce their reputation I'll face off with the dreaded owner of the IP. Cancel this, Mr copyright holder.
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May 21, 2022 02:07
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Not Alex posted:Genercius Fantatus seeks divinity. We shall shepherd this wayward aphid. To quote the scripture "Verily a swarm composed of Fine or Diminutive creatures is immune to all weapon damage." There is no god beyond the ones we make ourselves. Or in the case of Swarm effects, splash weapons we make ourselves, such as my handy Alchemist’s Fire, dealing damage to all popes hiding in 5ft squares. Begone, Ant Pope, be Excommunicated from the swarm!
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May 21, 2022 02:08
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paper bag with a face posted:Class: Horned King 1) Ram - Run towards your enemy with your horns. This has historically been efficient for horned beasts. 2) Summon Triceratops - Summons a Triceratops. 3) Conjure Horn Armor: Brittle - Infuses your armor with horns, increasing your block chance and thorns damage. Those break as soon as hit.
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May 21, 2022 02:10
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Elentor posted:3) Conjure Horn Armor: Brittle - Infuses your armor with horns, increasing your block chance and thorns damage. Those break as soon as hit. This one will do nicely. I wish to have the Rodent Tamer of Srybx be the first to break themselves upon me.
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